An armored being comes out of the bus, holding a small bird-cage in one hand, and a long spear in the other. The armored being approaches Halen, an opaque helmet hiding the expression on his face. "I'd like to complain about this parrot." it said, small sparks of lightning appearing on different parts of its metal-plated body.
"Why are you bringing this up to me?" asked Halen, "I didn't sell you this parrot!"
"That's not the point!" insisted the armored being, "I want to complain about it!"
"What for?"
"It's dead."
Upon hearing this, Halen could not help but get involved. She peered inside the cage, and lo: an unmoving parrot stood perched on an artificial branch inside the cage, the floor of which was surprisingly spotless, especially considering it's a bird cage. "Could it... could it be pining for the fjords?" she asked, sincerely hoping the parrot was not actually dead.
"Let me check." replied the armored being before vanishing in a roar of thunder, and reappearing a few seconds later in the same way. "I brought it to the fjords, and even when I let it out of its cage and literally shooed it, it would not budge."
"Maybe he's just one of those really peaceful birds that don't fly away?"
"Make no mistake. THIS IS AN EX-PARROT. IT HAS CEASED TO BE!!!" he then proceeded to grab the parrot by the legs and smack it lightly against a counter. Still no movement. "SEE?!"
"What if it's a stuffed parrot?"
"That still doesn't mean it isn't dead you know."
"Oh yeah... huh."
There was a long silence, before a burning question suddenly came to Halen's mind.
"You feel better now?"
"I most certainly do!"
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to go back to that parrot shop, and ram my hover-car straight through it!"
It was at this point that a hover-car pulled up in front of the armored being, and he climbed inside, and rushed off into the broad daylight, going several figures above any sort of 'reasonable' speed limit.
A few minutes passed, but then: Halen had made a most horrifying realization.
"I NEVER GOT THAT GUY'S INSURANCE INFORMATION!!!!!"
A weird looking thingy wearing a sweet looking bowtie stumbles awkwardly out of the bus. Leaning against a wall to steady herself. Halen: GASP Jay? Are you ok? Did you hurt yourself in the crash? Jay: No I get motion sickness. Halen: Oh ok then. *Goes back to raging about never finding that guy's insurance information* Jay: I'm going to throw up everywhere. help me Halen: NO MY CARPETS!
5 SECONDS LATER.
Halen: Feeling better? Jay: I was until you gave me this gross liquid. Halen: I didn't give you my tea. Jay: *Slurps it* It's mien now. Halen: ...
WELP that's all I've got.
Fantastic writing friendo! I guess a grill wearing a hat is kind of silly to picture.
A weird looking thingy wearing a sweet looking bowtie stumbles awkwardly out of the bus. Leaning against a wall to steady herself. Halen: GASP Jay? Are you ok? Did you hurt yourself in the crash? Jay: No I get motion sickness. Halen: Oh ok then. *Goes back to raging about never finding that guy's insurance information* Jay: I'm going to throw up everywhere. help me Halen: NO MY CARPETS!
5 SECONDS LATER.
Halen: Feeling better? Jay: I was until you gave me this gross liquid. Halen: I didn't give you my tea. Jay: *Slurps it* It's mien now. Halen: ...
WELP that's all I've got.
A man in a late 20th century British police uniform barges in to the house, kicking down the front door.
"RIGHT! THIS IS THE TEA POLICE! NOBODY MOVE OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH MY TRUNCHEON!" he shouted.
"Um, officer, that is a club." Said Halen, pointing to the small, thin, black rod that the policeman was holding.
"Rubbish! It's a truncheon!" He asserted.
"Sir..." repeated Halen, "It's a club."
"ROIGHT! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR HATE SPEECH!" Screamed the officer, almost blue in the face.
"What?! I would never-" Protested Halen.
"You did."
"How?!"
"By grossly over-generalizing the terms used for naming an inanimate object! You sir, are RACIST against truncheons!"
"I honestly didn't know such a word existed!"
"Well you MUST'VE known it was a truncheon, I was calling it one!"
"I'm just gonna... go..." Said Jay, taking Halen's tea with him. The officer saw this however, and threw a net over the miscreant before he could get away.
"I'll deal with you in a bit you peasant! ROIGHT then! Tell me, ignorant one, what exactly in God's name would possess you to say that what I'm holding here is a 'club' and not a truncheon, especially given that you didn't even know what a truncheon was?!"
"I just thought-"
"YOU THOUGHT NOTHING. ROIGHT THEN! You are charged with hate speech, blatant ignorance, wasting an officer's time, and with resisting arrest!" Said the officer to Halen.
"AND YOU!" he said, looking in Jay's direction. "You're under arrest for attempted tea theft!"
"Well I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!" commented Jay.
Just then, a trio of red-clad mustachioed men barged in, and yelled, "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
Halen stood in front of the three strange figures clad in red and the odd officer waving his "club" around. He was quite perplexed, and he didn't quite understand what was happening.
"I am not racist!" Yelled Halen. "I am a kind and compassionate human being. WITH A HEART AS BIG AS A LION!"
"Tell that to the judge!" The officer cackled.
Just then a change in the air began to draw their attention.
A man in a late 20th century British police uniform barges in to the house, kicking down the front door.
"RIGHT! THIS IS THE TEA POLICE! NOBODY MOVE OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH MY TRUNCHEON!" he shouted.
"Um, officer, that is a club." Said Halen, pointing to the small, thin, black rod that the policeman was holding.
"Rubbish! It's a truncheon!" He asserted.
"Sir..." repeated Halen, "It's a club."
"ROIGHT! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR HATE SPEECH!" Screamed the officer, almost blue in the face.
"What?! I would never-" Protested Halen.
"You did."
"How?!"
"By grossly over-generalizing the terms used for naming an inanimate object! You sir, are RACIST against truncheons!"
"I honestly didn't know such a word existed!"
"Well you MUST'VE known it was a truncheon, I was calling it one!"
"I'm just gonna... go..." Said Jay, taking Halen's tea with him. The officer saw this however, and threw a net over the miscreant before he could get away.
"I'll deal with you in a bit you peasant! ROIGHT then! Tell me, ignorant one, what exactly in God's name would possess you to say that what I'm holding here is a 'club' and not a truncheon, especially given that you didn't even know what a truncheon was?!"
"I just thought-"
"YOU THOUGHT NOTHING. ROIGHT THEN! You are charged with hate speech, blatant ignorance, wasting an officer's time, and with resisting arrest!" Said the officer to Halen.
"AND YOU!" he said, looking in Jay's direction. "You're under arrest for attempted tea theft!"
"Well I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!" commented Jay.
Just then, a trio of red-clad mustachioed men barged in, and yelled, "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
Halen stood in front of the three strange figures clad in red and the odd officer waving his "club" around. He was quite perplexed, and he didn't quite understand what was happening.
"I am not racist!" Yelled Halen. "I am a kind and compassionate human being. WITH A HEART AS BIG AS A LION!"
"Tell that to the judge!" The officer cackled.
Just then a change in the air began to draw their attention.
"What is that haunting aroma?" Jay asked?
The sky turned pitch black all of a sudden, purple particles could be seen hanging in the air. Just then, a large, terrifying beast, came into view, walking across the driveway. Its head was turned in the direction of the smashed open doorway, however, if one were to have looked closely, they would see it did not have eyes. Suddenly, two rabbits with red-stained mouths hopped onto the driveway, viciously biting each other in a blind fury. Suddenly, an explosion erupted, blowing up the two rabbits. In the distance could be a man wearing what appeared to be a pair of goat horns on his head, and a red and black set of wizard's robes covering his body. Suddenly, the three members of the Spanish Inquisition shouted: "EGADS! AN ENCHANTER! AFTER HIM MY BROTHERS, WE MUST APPREHEND AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO THE SINNER!" and rushed off, but before they could catch the man, he had vanished in a similar explosion. This left the inquisitors standing on the driveway... in front of the ebon beast, which was eagerly licking brown bits of meat off the concrete.
"What's wrong with magic then?" asked a rather tall, menacing-looking being clad in armor as black as the beast's scales.
"The Bible decrees that all who practice witchcraft are wicked! Therefore, we must punish those who practice it!"
"I think you're just jealous."
"Of vile sinners? Preposterous!"
"You're really just being paranoid. You realize that Human beings don't even have the ability to harness magic, right? A person can draw a funny symbol on the ground and speak gibberish all he wants but he's never going to do anything with it."
"Preposterous! Why just the other day I was turned into a newt by a witch!"
There was a long silence before Kratark decided he had enough of this nonsense, and grabbed the attention of the police officer.
"Officer, I'd like to report a crime. These men are using hate speech against magic-users."
"ROIGHT THEN! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!"
"YOU WILL NEVER STOP THE SPANISH INQUISITION! WE SHALL ROOT OUT ALL THE HERETICS! AND WE SHALL TORTURE PEOPLE INDISCRIMINATELY!!!"
"Tell that to the judge -- wait, actually, please do! The crazier the people I arrest the better I look to the force!"
Halen stood in front of the three strange figures clad in red and the odd officer waving his "club" around. He was quite perplexed, and he didn't quite understand what was happening.
"I am not racist!" Yelled Halen. "I am a kind and compassionate human being. WITH A HEART AS BIG AS A LION!"
"Tell that to the judge!" The officer cackled.
Just then a change in the air began to draw their attention.
"What is that haunting aroma?" Jay asked?
The sky turned pitch black all of a sudden, purple particles could be seen hanging in the air. Just then, a large, terrifying beast, came into view, walking across the driveway. Its head was turned in the direction of the smashed open doorway, however, if one were to have looked closely, they would see it did not have eyes. Suddenly, two rabbits with red-stained mouths hopped onto the driveway, viciously biting each other in a blind fury. Suddenly, an explosion erupted, blowing up the two rabbits. In the distance could be a man wearing what appeared to be a pair of goat horns on his head, and a red and black set of wizard's robes covering his body. Suddenly, the three members of the Spanish Inquisition shouted: "EGADS! AN ENCHANTER! AFTER HIM MY BROTHERS, WE MUST APPREHEND AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO THE SINNER!" and rushed off, but before they could catch the man, he had vanished in a similar explosion. This left the inquisitors standing on the driveway... in front of the ebon beast, which was eagerly licking brown bits of meat off the concrete.
"What's wrong with magic then?" asked a rather tall, menacing-looking being clad in armor as black as the beast's scales.
"The Bible decrees that all who practice witchcraft are wicked! Therefore, we must punish those who practice it!"
"I think you're just jealous."
"Of vile sinners? Preposterous!"
"You're really just being paranoid. You realize that Human beings don't even have the ability to harness magic, right? A person can draw a funny symbol on the ground and speak gibberish all he wants but he's never going to do anything with it."
"Preposterous! Why just the other day I was turned into a newt by a witch!"
There was a long silence before Kratark decided he had enough of this nonsense, and grabbed the attention of the police officer.
"Officer, I'd like to report a crime. These men are using hate speech against magic-users."
"ROIGHT THEN! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!"
"YOU WILL NEVER STOP THE SPANISH INQUISITION! WE SHALL ROOT OUT ALL THE HERETICS! AND WE SHALL TORTURE PEOPLE INDISCRIMINATELY!!!"
"Tell that to the judge -- wait, actually, please do! The crazier the people I arrest the better I look to the force!"
"MAYBE WE WILL!!"
Dazed and confuzzled, Halen stood dumbstruck in the large opening in his wall. He turned to Jay, who managed to get herself out of the net that had ensnared her, and began to converse with her about the magic properties of slushies.
"So that is why cherry is the most popular flavor, even though it is not the tastiest."
Jay nodded slowly. "uh huh... can I just drink my tea?'
Halen thought for a moment then said: "What if it's poisoned?"
Jay frowned. "but, wasn't this your tea in the first place? Why would you be drinking poisoned tea?"
"Because I had not thought about it being poisoned at the time I was about to drink it!" Halen exlaimed.
"But if you had not thought about the tea being poisoned when you where about to drink it before, then why do you think of it now?"
"Stop blabbering on about tea!" yelled the officer outside. He was putting handcuffs on the three spanish men and was about to leave when a sudden explosion of of angry people burst out from walmart... which was convieniently right next to Halen's house.
It is I, HT, returning with the next Lego Comedy show!
You guys probably have no idea who I am. Good, because I probably don't know you either.
Anyhoo, I thought it might be fun to start up The Lego Comedy show.
The Lego Comedy Show is a fun activity originally created by LostJediMaster. But after her dissapearance, I took it upon my self, with a few other users, to continue her fantastic idea.
But since the gallery is no more, I thought it would be fun to start it up again here.
The idea: Basically the idea for this is to create the most random and amusing story possible. To do this, we all create little parts of the story. I will create a sample later. But for now, if you are interested, please let me know if you want to join.
It is I, HT, returning with the next Lego Comedy show!
You guys probably have no idea who I am. Good, because I probably don't know you either.
Anyhoo, I thought it might be fun to start up The Lego Comedy show.
The Lego Comedy Show is a fun activity originally created by LostJediMaster. But after her dissapearance, I took it upon my self, with a few other users, to continue her fantastic idea.
But since the gallery is no more, I thought it would be fun to start it up again here.
The idea: Basically the idea for this is to create the most random and amusing story possible. To do this, we all create little parts of the story. I will create a sample later. But for now, if you are interested, please let me know if you want to join.
Anyhoo, see ya Peoples!
HT out, PEACE!
-starts put with my skit-
“THE SCIENCE SHOW!!!”
Me: “Piano!”
-Piano falls on me-
Me under piano: “Who’s idea was this?!”
Kratark punches First Decade in the face and directs him to the thread Emarcee had started first
"NO. THIS STORY WILL BE LINEAR AND COHERENT!!! IN THE NAME OF THE QUEUE OF EM: I DECLARE IT!!!"
It is I, HT, returning with the next Lego Comedy show!
You guys probably have no idea who I am. Good, because I probably don't know you either.
Anyhoo, I thought it might be fun to start up The Lego Comedy show.
The Lego Comedy Show is a fun activity originally created by LostJediMaster. But after her dissapearance, I took it upon my self, with a few other users, to continue her fantastic idea.
But since the gallery is no more, I thought it would be fun to start it up again here.
The idea: Basically the idea for this is to create the most random and amusing story possible. To do this, we all create little parts of the story. I will create a sample later. But for now, if you are interested, please let me know if you want to join.
Anyhoo, see ya Peoples!
HT out, PEACE!
-starts put with my skit-
“THE SCIENCE SHOW!!!”
Me: “Piano!”
-Piano falls on me-
Me under piano: “Who’s idea was this?!”
That totally wasn't me planning to drop a piano on your head.
Does that explain why Halen was written as a girl? .o.
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