(Announcer walking through a cloud of smoke)

*cough cough* Hello the- *cough cough* you must be here for- *cough cough* gosh diddly darnet! what is *cough cough* up with all of this smoke? *cough cough cough* At least, I think it's smoke... *cough* (Smoke disappears) 

Ah, that's better. Welcome! You must be here for a heartfelt story with unicorns and rainbows. Well sorry to break it to you, but we have none of that. well... maybe. I'll have to check on that... 

Anyhow, if you wanna hear an... interesting story, hold on to your seatbelts, 'cause here we go!




(Announcer in a deep creepy voice)

Our story begins with a random kid, scared, alone, swimming...


(Halen)

I am so happy right now. Being with my friends on a hot day, swimming, having fun, it couldn't possibly get any better than this!


(Jay)

Well, you may be having fun, but there's no plaCE TO BAKE MY PIES!!! *sips ice tea*


(Halen)

 *stares blankly* Well, you could always make a mud pie.


(Jay) 

*Glares at Halen*



(Halen) 

Hey, where did LordTigress go? I could have sworn she was here with us. And where did everyone else go?


(Jay)

Maybe they're underwater. *watches the water* Or maybe not...


(Announcer) and then, right when things were getting weird, it got weirder...



(Jay) 

you know, you are really starting to bug me announcer dude.


(Announcer) how can I bug you? when you can't hear me...


(Halen) 

Uh, we can clearly hear you.


(A swirling vortex appears)


(Jay)

well that isn't strange.

(a dude wearing a mask made of marshmallows appears from the vortex)


(Halen)

Okay, now this is getting weird.


(Marshmallow dude)

Prepare for a very derpy quest! for I am the Oracle of DERP!


(Jay)

clearly this guy has issues. I say we knock him out with one of my unbaked pies!


(Halen) I just had an idea! We could have built a solar oven to bake your pies!


(Jay)

perfect. let's build one now!


(Oracle of Derp)

but I need to give you a derpy quest.


(Jay) sorry marshmallow, but my pies are more important.


(LordTigress appears from the water)

Yes! 10 minutes! that's a new record![/a]