I guess I have to be all nice here... Bother. *Walks in with a wheelbarrow full of valentines, wearing cardboard wings and grumbling about how I hate this job of official valentine giver.*
(The HSDTSFCFTPs steal the hair spray and squirt it in thier mouths to see if it’s tasty)
(Shamrock Industries does not accept any liability for bizarre and amusing mutations caused by misuse of its products). *The HSDTSFCFTPs turn into rose bushes, monsters, winged dwarves, and other Valentine-themed things*
(The HSDTSFCFTPs steal the hair spray and squirt it in thier mouths to see if it’s tasty)
(Shamrock Industries does not accept any liability for bizarre and amusing mutations caused by misuse of its products). *The HSDTSFCFTPs turn into rose bushes, monsters, winged dwarves, and other Valentine-themed things*
(The HSDTSFCFTPs complain about the use of gherkins in the hair spray and request a gherkin free version)
Huh? Moderation has been really wacky. We really need more mods. Some junior modedators that spread out, instead of just modding finding friendships. Will there be new recruits?
So,as February begins,Valentines Day comes!!:DLet's just have fun,RP,eat cookies,and HAVE MORE FUN!!!!:DAnd yes,I used pink text.:PSo,LETS PARTAYYHH!!*Cooks some chocolate chip cookies*Take as many cookies as you want!:DEveryone is welcome to join in the FUN!!!
*Eats all the cookies and drinks all the fruit punch.*
*the ceiling suddenly bursts open, covering everyone with rose petals as music fills the room.*
*I float down, strumming a silver harp...*
....
Okay, that's boring.
*tosses the harp aside and heads for the snack bar, piling up as many chocolate chip cookies as I can carry in my arms.* What? You said take as many as you want.
Let's get da party started! *starts some music and rigs up pink-white-and-red disco lights, stuffing cookies in my mouth as I start to dance.*