Twenty minutes later… “Well, I guess that didn’t work.” “What did you expect, the wall to just explode?” As soon as Sweets says this this, the wall explodes. Well that’s convenient. Definitely not because the author can’t come up with a good solution. Shut up and let me tell the story. Whatever. As the dust settles, a silhouette of a man with a sombrero appears, all dramatic-like. “Hey! Need any help?” (groan) “What just happened?” “Howdy! Are you alright?” “Who’s there?!” “Don’t worry. You’re Ciblast, right?” “Y-yes?” “Good. I’m Lolimon. Follow me.” “Um, where exactly are we going?” “The Tower, of course.”
So CONvenient...I've wanted to do that so many times.
Post by Sogel Van Rome on May 18, 2018 20:50:54 GMT
And how do you know where to go? We’re in one of the old subway tunnels. About a quarter mile from here there’s a vent to General Street. And how do you know that? I like maps. Ah. (awk ward silence) So, do you like ice? Hate it. Heh. This won’t end well. Should I explain it? Nah, it’s funnier this way. Con! Bestest buddy!! Hooray! =D (flatly) Are you gonna party in your little hole, or are you going to get out? PaRtY!!1!1!!! No Sweets, no party. Come on, it’s not as safe as you thought. Let’s find one of the mods, maybe they’ll know how to help. There’s always at least two in the Tower, it’s protocol. How do you know that? I read the rulebooks to see if I could find loopholes. Eh, fair enough. To the Tower! =D (runs off) Wrong way, Waffles. (turning around) I knew that! =D
And how do you know where to go? We’re in one of the old subway tunnels. About a quarter mile from here there’s a vent to General Street. And how do you know that? I like maps. Ah. (awk ward silence) So, do you like ice? Hate it. Heh. This won’t end well. Should I explain it? Nah, it’s funnier this way. Con! Bestest buddy!! Hooray! =D (flatly) Are you gonna party in your little hole, or are you going to get out? PaRtY!!1!1!!! No Sweets, no party. Come on, it’s not as safe as you thought. Let’s find one of the mods, maybe they’ll know how to help. There’s always at least two in the Tower, it’s protocol. How do you know that? I read the rulebooks to see if I could find loopholes. Eh, fair enough. To the Tower! =D (runs off) Wrong way, Waffles. (turning around) I knew that! =D
Another great part!
"I read the rulebooks to see if I could find loopholes."
And how do you know where to go? We’re in one of the old subway tunnels. About a quarter mile from here there’s a vent to General Street. And how do you know that? I like maps. Ah. (awk ward silence) So, do you like ice? Hate it. Heh. This won’t end well. Should I explain it? Nah, it’s funnier this way. Con! Bestest buddy!! Hooray! =D (flatly) Are you gonna party in your little hole, or are you going to get out? PaRtY!!1!1!!! No Sweets, no party. Come on, it’s not as safe as you thought. Let’s find one of the mods, maybe they’ll know how to help. There’s always at least two in the Tower, it’s protocol. How do you know that? I read the rulebooks to see if I could find loopholes. Eh, fair enough. To the Tower! =D (runs off) Wrong way, Waffles. (turning around) I knew that! =D
Is the space in the middle of "awkward" a reference to Con's LMB story, or a typo? =P
*Makes a note that Mario Bros logic won't work IRL* Great new part! =D
And how do you know where to go? We’re in one of the old subway tunnels. About a quarter mile from here there’s a vent to General Street. And how do you know that? I like maps. Ah. (awk ward silence) So, do you like ice? Hate it. Heh. This won’t end well. Should I explain it? Nah, it’s funnier this way. Con! Bestest buddy!! Hooray! =D (flatly) Are you gonna party in your little hole, or are you going to get out? PaRtY!!1!1!!! No Sweets, no party. Come on, it’s not as safe as you thought. Let’s find one of the mods, maybe they’ll know how to help. There’s always at least two in the Tower, it’s protocol. How do you know that? I read the rulebooks to see if I could find loopholes. Eh, fair enough. To the Tower! =D (runs off) Wrong way, Waffles. (turning around) I knew that! =D
Heh, Joke's on the author, I love ice! Especially in the summer.xD Great segment!
"Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen." —Lollimon the Wise
And how do you know where to go? We’re in one of the old subway tunnels. About a quarter mile from here there’s a vent to General Street. And how do you know that? I like maps. Ah. (awk ward silence) So, do you like ice? Hate it. Heh. This won’t end well. Should I explain it? Nah, it’s funnier this way. Con! Bestest buddy!! Hooray! =D (flatly) Are you gonna party in your little hole, or are you going to get out? PaRtY!!1!1!!! No Sweets, no party. Come on, it’s not as safe as you thought. Let’s find one of the mods, maybe they’ll know how to help. There’s always at least two in the Tower, it’s protocol. How do you know that? I read the rulebooks to see if I could find loopholes. Eh, fair enough. To the Tower! =D (runs off) Wrong way, Waffles. (turning around) I knew that! =D
Another great part!
"I read the rulebooks to see if I could find loopholes."
Is it bad that exploiting loopholes is one of my favorite things to do?
And how do you know where to go? We’re in one of the old subway tunnels. About a quarter mile from here there’s a vent to General Street. And how do you know that? I like maps. Ah. (awk ward silence) So, do you like ice? Hate it. Heh. This won’t end well. Should I explain it? Nah, it’s funnier this way. Con! Bestest buddy!! Hooray! =D (flatly) Are you gonna party in your little hole, or are you going to get out? PaRtY!!1!1!!! No Sweets, no party. Come on, it’s not as safe as you thought. Let’s find one of the mods, maybe they’ll know how to help. There’s always at least two in the Tower, it’s protocol. How do you know that? I read the rulebooks to see if I could find loopholes. Eh, fair enough. To the Tower! =D (runs off) Wrong way, Waffles. (turning around) I knew that! =D
Is the space in the middle of "awkward" a reference to Con's LMB story, or a typo? =P
*Makes a note that Mario Bros logic won't work IRL* Great new part! =D
Reference. =) Thanks! Which-a way did he go-a? Left Oh-a, [CENSORED]
And how do you know where to go? We’re in one of the old subway tunnels. About a quarter mile from here there’s a vent to General Street. And how do you know that? I like maps. Ah. (awk ward silence) So, do you like ice? Hate it. Heh. This won’t end well. Should I explain it? Nah, it’s funnier this way. Con! Bestest buddy!! Hooray! =D (flatly) Are you gonna party in your little hole, or are you going to get out? PaRtY!!1!1!!! No Sweets, no party. Come on, it’s not as safe as you thought. Let’s find one of the mods, maybe they’ll know how to help. There’s always at least two in the Tower, it’s protocol. How do you know that? I read the rulebooks to see if I could find loopholes. Eh, fair enough. To the Tower! =D (runs off) Wrong way, Waffles. (turning around) I knew that! =D
Heh, Joke's on the author, I love ice! Especially in the summer.xD Great segment!
I needed an excuse to put in Bold and Italic. Thanks!
