SOME DAB POLICE VIOLATIONS AND LAWS. learn these fellas so when somebody dabs, we know what to do and how to distinguish it.
1ca: Accidental dab, caused by excitement, rage or emotion. Punishment: A slap on the wrist, and a formal warning.
2ca: Forced dabbing, forced by another user or command. Punishment: A cup of tea and some tissues for the victim and the forced dabber must be caught and slammed into dab jail for up to 24 years.
3ca: Dabbing for satire or unironic use. Punishment: A formal warning, and a shake of the head.
4ca: Dabbing with the intent to hurt feelings. Punishment: Up to 50 years in dab jail and put on their "dab record"
5ca: Dabbing with the intent to annoy users on purpose. Punishment: 32 years in dab jail.
6ca: Dabbing with the intent to "show up" the dab police. Punishment: Phone call home. a formal warning and possibly 26 years in dab jail
7ca: Member of the dab police dabbing. Punishment: fired from the dab police, then find out what CA it falls under and those punishments apply also.
8ca: Dabbing with the intent to be funny. Punishment: Petition to have their account banned for 10000 years
more rules will be added soon, suggest some. questions will be answered by me if any.
altogether i think thats a life sentence for me *runs away again*
SOME DAB POLICE VIOLATIONS AND LAWS. learn these fellas so when somebody dabs, we know what to do and how to distinguish it.
1ca: Accidental dab, caused by excitement, rage or emotion. Punishment: A slap on the wrist, and a formal warning.
2ca: Forced dabbing, forced by another user or command. Punishment: A cup of tea and some tissues for the victim and the forced dabber must be caught and slammed into dab jail for up to 24 years.
3ca: Dabbing for satire or unironic use. Punishment: A formal warning, and a shake of the head.
4ca: Dabbing with the intent to hurt feelings. Punishment: Up to 50 years in dab jail and put on their "dab record"
5ca: Dabbing with the intent to annoy users on purpose. Punishment: 32 years in dab jail.
6ca: Dabbing with the intent to "show up" the dab police. Punishment: Phone call home. a formal warning and possibly 26 years in dab jail
7ca: Member of the dab police dabbing. Punishment: fired from the dab police, then find out what CA it falls under and those punishments apply also.
8ca: Dabbing with the intent to be funny. Punishment: Petition to have their account banned for 10000 years
more rules will be added soon, suggest some. questions will be answered by me if any.
I did everything . Suffer my dabbing.
*throws you in jail for the rest of your life with only water*
SOME DAB POLICE VIOLATIONS AND LAWS. learn these fellas so when somebody dabs, we know what to do and how to distinguish it.
1ca: Accidental dab, caused by excitement, rage or emotion. Punishment: A slap on the wrist, and a formal warning.
2ca: Forced dabbing, forced by another user or command. Punishment: A cup of tea and some tissues for the victim and the forced dabber must be caught and slammed into dab jail for up to 24 years.
3ca: Dabbing for satire or unironic use. Punishment: A formal warning, and a shake of the head.
4ca: Dabbing with the intent to hurt feelings. Punishment: Up to 50 years in dab jail and put on their "dab record"
5ca: Dabbing with the intent to annoy users on purpose. Punishment: 32 years in dab jail.
6ca: Dabbing with the intent to "show up" the dab police. Punishment: Phone call home. a formal warning and possibly 26 years in dab jail
7ca: Member of the dab police dabbing. Punishment: fired from the dab police, then find out what CA it falls under and those punishments apply also.
8ca: Dabbing with the intent to be funny. Punishment: Petition to have their account banned for 10000 years
more rules will be added soon, suggest some. questions will be answered by me if any.
altogether i think thats a life sentence for me *runs away again*
SOME DAB POLICE VIOLATIONS AND LAWS. learn these fellas so when somebody dabs, we know what to do and how to distinguish it.
1ca: Accidental dab, caused by excitement, rage or emotion. Punishment: A slap on the wrist, and a formal warning.
2ca: Forced dabbing, forced by another user or command. Punishment: A cup of tea and some tissues for the victim and the forced dabber must be caught and slammed into dab jail for up to 24 years.
3ca: Dabbing for satire or unironic use. Punishment: A formal warning, and a shake of the head.
4ca: Dabbing with the intent to hurt feelings. Punishment: Up to 50 years in dab jail and put on their "dab record"
5ca: Dabbing with the intent to annoy users on purpose. Punishment: 32 years in dab jail.
6ca: Dabbing with the intent to "show up" the dab police. Punishment: Phone call home. a formal warning and possibly 26 years in dab jail
7ca: Member of the dab police dabbing. Punishment: fired from the dab police, then find out what CA it falls under and those punishments apply also.
8ca: Dabbing with the intent to be funny. Punishment: Petition to have their account banned for 10000 years
more rules will be added soon, suggest some. questions will be answered by me if any.
altogether i think thats a life sentence for me *runs away again*
*you get hit by a falling potato, knocking you out* Ironic, ain’t it?
*Stuns you. Then triple dabs fifty trillion times.*
*Locks you in dab and stun-proof cell*
Hi I'm Captain Crazy Jack. I came to break out Guru. *Breaks @animalhelper123 out of jail, by shapeshifting into a rhino. Meanwhile, Tiberius my pet falcon distracts you.*
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. Suffer my dabbing. 
