"When should I depart on my journey?" Little Agent wondered.
"I would suggest as soon as possible." Ciar the Eighth suggested. "Your mission is vital."
"Can't we have a popcorn break first?!" Daddy Potato asked.
Ignore his father's suggestion, Little Agent glanced into Ciar's massive, snake-like pupils. "Will you come along to aid me?" He asked, yearning for assistance in his perilous task.
"I am afraid not." Ciar the Eighth admitted regretfully. "I feel the urge to take a quick rest in the faraway land of Innack Ti Vitty, but I might rush to help you at a conveniently random time when your life is on the line.
"Godspeed, Little Agent." He uttered before exiting the popcorn-filled house and then flying off high upon the billowing, puffy clouds.
Little Agent turned around facing all of his family and friends. He looked upon their friendly faces, wondering if this would be the last he would be blessed with the opportunity of meeting their gazes, or if he would become tired of their demeanor and attitude after a long and tedious journey. "So," he said, beginning his sentence without grammatical correctness, "Who wants to come with me?"
A couple of them began to announce they were to join, but Little Agent continued, "judging by the map, this will be a long journey - and quite dangerous. By joining me, you're sacrificing potentially numerous months relaxing in the comforts of your home to trudge upon the weary and bleak days of relentless journey, as well as risking your life for a purpose you may not be alive to see when the task is completed."
"So who's up?" He asked.
Mandarin Orange, Best Welsh Buddy, Lady Narwhal, Lord Tigress, and Daddy Potato all looked around, unsure of what the decision should be.
Best Welsh Buddy stepped forward. "I think we should all go along with Little Agent to send him off and decide on the way. You heard Ciar; he needs to go quickly. Shall we?"
The others nodded in approval. "Pretty impressive thinking for somebody from Welshland." Lady Narwhal noted.
"It's called Wales." Best Welsh Buddy glared."
"You're not a whale!" Lady Narwhal laughed at her silliness.
"Let's just go on." Lord Tigress suggested. "There're adventures to be had."

ch. lim

wow, i didn't think i had to worry about mock actually writing something while i was hiding

well two can play at this game *aggressively writes*