No, I am not having an existential crisis, this is a guessing game where someone (me to begin with) lists 5 facts about an LMBE or ex-LMBE user. The rest of us will have guess who the facts are about. 

Let uz begiiiiiin!

1. I frequented the chat clubs (Finding Friendships, Sweets Cafe Talk, and LMB Coffee Table). My first first post was in one of these threads. 
2. I changed their username once and confused everyone. 
3. I made at least two threads on April the first. 
4. I have over 2,000 posts.
5. I have retired... like twice already. My first retirement was supposed to be permanent, but was actually semi-permanent. My second time was supposed to be                 semi-permanent, but it seems to be permanent. 

Who am I?



PS: I suppose we could have additional hints to keep things running.