metaknightfan: And it's like I said, if someone else just randomly joined the server, they'd wonder why we weren't progressing in the story
waffleboy: But Doopliss...
Boomer: Hey! Look somebody else is herez!
Kingwja: *Joins the server* What's going on here?
metaknightfan: Wait a second... Why didn't he spawn in Rogueport?!
waffleboy: Because the spawn point for everyone during, say Chapter 4, is Twilight Town If this were Chapter 5, it would be the shore of Keelhaul Key
galactaknightfan: Keelhaul Key?
waffleboy: Yeah, let me show you!
metaknightfan: OH NO. NOT AGAIN
*waffleboy warps everyone to Rogueport harbor*
Boomer: What iz we doingz herez?
waffleboy: We're hijacking the SS Flavion
Kingwja: But that's illegal!
galactaknightfan: Yeah, shouldn't we be trying to convince Flavio and Bobbery to join us right now?
Boomer: Teh bombz?! YAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Kingwja: Let's make this a commercial for ships and bombs!
Boomer: Yayz! Commercialz!
metaknightfan: Meh, nevermind this, I'm going to go find Flavio
galactaknightfan: And I'm going to go find Bobbery
metaknightfan: Yes, yes good dupe
galactaknightfan: Shh! No one can know my secret identity!
metaknightfan:
Boomer: Can we hijackz teh boatz now?!
waffleboy: Yeah, let's do that
*waffleboy, Kingwja, Boomer, and all the sailor Bob-ombs in the harbor jump onto the SS Flavion, and sail away*
To be CONtinued... tomorrow
Author's note: An honestly stupid mistake I made with this story is that I said that you could be put in the story before it started if you Liked the "trailer" post, but then I didn't check and see who Liked the post As it turns out, kingwja Liked it two days after I made the post, but I didn't see it and didn't notice he had until now So naturally I had to put him in as soon as I noticed, because that's the next best thing I guess
Great new part, but how am I gonna get on the boat, and what will I do here!? I guess I could always go attack Koopa Bros. Fortress or something...
Post by Waffle Dee of Revelation on Sept 28, 2017 18:40:33 GMT
EPISODE 3: TRYING TO DO THE MAIN STORY - PART 4
waffleboy: Hey, sailing is fun
Kingwja: Yeah!
Boomer: Let's blowz up teh boatz!
waffleboy: NO If you blew up the boat, then it would sink!
*a bunch of Embers surround the boat*
waffleboy: Brick
Kingwja: AHHH!!!
Boomer: AHHH!!!
*the SS Flavion sinks, and everyone has to swim to shore*
Kingwja: OK, you guys stay here, I'm gonna wring out my hat
Boomer: *Runs off into the jungle*
waffleboy: *Runs after Boomer*
Kingwja: Guys? Guys??? *Runs into the jungle next area*
Boomer: Dis was built when wez gotz herez *Shows Kingwja the inhabited village*
Shipwrecked Toad: Hi! I'm a random Toad that got shipwrecked here!
Kingwja: Hi! Are there any other shipwrecked Toads here?
waffleboy: Yeah, there are like 50-some
Boomer: We has to savez them!
waffleboy: Nah, they'll be fine
*Boomer and Kingwja run off anyway*
waffleboy: *sigh* Mwahahaha...
Boomer: *Peeks back into the village* Mwahahaha?
waffleboy: It's dangerous to go alone, take this *gives Boomer a coconut*
Boomer:
Flavio: And what do you want, ah?
Boomer:
waffleboy: We want to give you this coconut
Flavio: No. Not fair. Flavio hate you all
Boomer:
Kingwja: Can we have your Chuckola Cola for our coconut, then?
Flavio: What? You want me to give you the Chuckola Cola? Ha! I must scoff at you!
Boomer: *Blows up Flavio with a Superbombomb* Ain't nobody got time for that
*insert montage of waffleboy and Boomer and Kingwja proceeding with the story*
Cortez: You fire cannons here... without my permission? You have nerve, mortal!
metaknightfan: *stomps Lord Crump for 15 damage*
galactaknightfan: *stomps Lord Crump for another 15 damage*
waffleboy: When did you guys get here?
metaknightfan: We've been swimming here for the entire episode
galactaknightfan: Because you guys triggered Chapter 5 while we were still in Rogueport, warping Flavio over here and preventing us from getting here without hijacking his boat
Boomer: ... Oh, OK
Kingwja: I guess we can just go home, then
waffleboy: Yeah, I don't like Chapter 5 all that much *warps everyone to Rogueport*
metaknightfan: Now, has this taught you anything, Waffle?
waffleboy: Yes Don't expect you guys to be polite houseguests
metaknightfan and Boomer and Kingwja:
END OF EPISODE
Author's note: This was a little longer than I meant it to be, actually Also, after this, all of the episodes will be set in the postgame, because all the ones in the original story were, and my "lesson" in this episode was supposed to be that stuff is better in the postgame (it's actually a really fun game to play irl, but I feel like there's more room for randomness and stuff in the postgame )
Post by Waffle Dee of Revelation on Oct 3, 2017 3:12:50 GMT
EPISODE 4: THE GBG FAMILY REUNION AND HOW WAFFLE MERCILESSLY SMASHED THEM ALL - PART 1
Narrator: It is a legend everyone will forget. Everyone thought the GBGs had been blown up with the LMBs. But then... They held a secret family reunion! With the most useless things ever known... Their relatives! Blackmailing Waffle into using his superpowers, MKF4, GKF8, Boomer, and Kingwja raised their attack power to 999 and beat back the evil GBG family
*it's 1:00 AM and everyone's sleeping*
*suddenly, a siren goes off*
waffleboy: *wakes up* Huh? OH BRICKS! THAT SIREN!
metaknightfan: *wakes up* What's that?
waffleboy: This siren! I set it to go off if GBGs or anything under the effects of the GBG Badge enter this server!
metaknightfan: What's a GBG?
waffleboy: Remember, Giant Baby Gombellas?
metaknightfan: *shudders* Oh. Right
Kingwja: *runs into Professor Frankly's house, which waffleboy claimed* What's the meaning of this?! Why are you setting off sirens in the middle of the night?!
waffleboy: Don't worry, it's not a drill GBGs and GBBs and GBKBs have come into the server, that's all
Kingwja: what's a "GBG"?
GBG: C-coo?
Kingwja: AHHH!!!
metaknightfan: AHHH!!!
waffleboy: AHHH!!!
Boomer: AHHH!!!
galactaknightfan: Ahhh
GBG: *scoots away shockingly fast*
Kingwja: What... WAS that thing???
waffleboy: That? That was a GBG
metaknightfan: And we have to smash them all?
galactaknightfan: Sounds good to me *brandishes an Ultra Hammer*
waffleboy: And now let the hunt... BEGIN!
To be CONtinued... tomorrow
Author's note: No GBBs (Giant Baby Bombettes) will be harmed in the making of future chapters (neither will GBKBs if Ciblast shows up) And technically, since GBGs were created by me, I have the right to smash off the entire species if I want to GBBs are credited to Boomer and GBKBs (Giant Baby King Boos) are credited to Ciblast Also, the title narration is credited to the Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon
EPISODE 4: THE GBG FAMILY REUNION AND HOW WAFFLE MERCILESSLY SMASHED THEM ALL - PART 1
Narrator: It is a legend everyone will forget. Everyone thought the GBGs had been blown up with the LMBs. But then... They held a secret family reunion! With the most useless things ever known... Their relatives! Blackmailing Waffle into using his superpowers, MKF4, GKF8, Boomer, and Kingwja raised their attack power to 999 and beat back the evil GBG family
*it's 1:00 AM and everyone's sleeping*
*suddenly, a siren goes off*
waffleboy: *wakes up* Huh? OH BRICKS! THAT SIREN!
metaknightfan: *wakes up* What's that?
waffleboy: This siren! I set it to go off if GBGs or anything under the effects of the GBG Badge enter this server!
metaknightfan: What's a GBG?
waffleboy: Remember, Giant Baby Gombellas?
metaknightfan: *shudders* Oh. Right
Kingwja: *runs into Professor Frankly's house, which waffleboy claimed* What's the meaning of this?! Why are you setting off sirens in the middle of the night?!
waffleboy: Don't worry, it's not a drill GBGs and GBBs and GBKBs have come into the server, that's all
Kingwja: what's a "GBG"?
GBG: C-coo?
Kingwja: AHHH!!!
metaknightfan: AHHH!!!
waffleboy: AHHH!!!
Boomer: AHHH!!!
galactaknightfan: Ahhh
GBG: *scoots away shockingly fast*
Kingwja: What... WAS that thing???
waffleboy: That? That was a GBG
metaknightfan: And we have to smash them all?
galactaknightfan: Sounds good to me *brandishes an Ultra Hammer*
waffleboy: And now let the hunt... BEGIN!
To be CONtinued... tomorrow
Author's note: No GBBs (Giant Baby Bombettes) will be harmed in the making of future chapters (neither will GBKBs if Ciblast shows up) And technically, since GBGs were created by me, I have the right to smash off the entire species if I want to GBBs are credited to Boomer and GBKBs (Giant Baby King Boos) are credited to Ciblast Also, the title narration is credited to the Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon
Now the quest to find the Giant Baby (insert thing here) begins!
Post by Waffle Dee of Revelation on Oct 4, 2017 1:26:39 GMT
EPISODE 4: THE GBG FAMILY REUNION AND HOW WAFFLE MERCILESSLY SMASHED THEM ALL - PART 2
Narrator: The LMBs were finally free of the GBGs' uselessness. Ciblast had disguised himself as Doopliss to distract Waffle, and then blew up the GBGs. Then, after the server crashed, Waffle and Ciblast left the LMBs with everyone else. But when the LMBE least expected it, the GBGs escaped. Vowing to finally be loved this time, the GBGs blasted back to Waffle's TTYD server on the GBKBs
*a bunch of GBGs are huddled in some cramped space in Rogueport sewers*
waffleboy: *jumps down from somewhere above and bops a GBG on the head with an Ultra Hammer* Take that, you little --
GBG: C-coo?
waffleboy: *uses the Fire Drive Badge, which sets the GBGs' diapers on fire*
GBG: C-COO!!!
*the GBGs run scoot for their lives*
*a bunch of GBBs are running around Petal Meadows, blowing everything up*
metaknightfan: Yahhh! *uses the Ultra Hammer technique on a GBB, but it doesn't even notice*
GBB: C-coo?
metaknightfan: *uses a Fright Mask*
GBB: C-COO!!!
*the GBBs run scoot for their "lives" (the Fright Mask is actually harmless)*
*a bunch of GBKBs are floating around Boggly Woods*
galactknightfan: *stomps a GBKB, rebounds onto another one, and smacks another with the Ultra Hammer* Heh. Easy
GBKB: C-coo?
galactaknightfan: OH MY BRICKS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN I'M BREAKING THIS CHAIN OF WHATCHAMACALLITS *throws a Superbombomb at the GBKBs, which doesn't hurt them but scares them away*
*insert montage of waffle and MKF4 and GKF8 and Boomer and Kingwja running around Rogueport's surrounding area, and scattering GBG/B/KB camps*
Kingwja: Phew... this is tough []
waffleboy: But oddly satisfying
galactaknightfan: We cannot let the GBG family take our server!
metaknightfan: We must fight for justice!
Boomer: We must destroyz teh thingsez!
Kingwja: Let us unite around the Crystal Stars and use them to --
waffleboy: Actually, I haven't thought of using the Crystal Stars against them, have you?
Kingwja: Nope, I just came up with that on the spot []
Boomer: I've been using teh explosionz!
metaknightfan: Well, um... we may want to try using the Crystal Stars against them
galactaknightfan: But, you know... wouldn't it just be faster if we all got Piercing Blow Badges and Waffle raised our attack power a lot?
waffleboy: I -- what?
Kingwja: Well, it would certainly be faster
Boomer: And teh GBGz couldn't survivez us!
*MKF4 and GKF8 and Kingwja and Bommer all start whispering to each other*
metaknightfan: Let's do it
To be CONtinued... tomorrow
Author's note: The introductory narration parodies an actual story arc from the first TTYD comedy, where Ciblast did disguise as Doopliss, but I never said why. Shortly after that, Ciblast commented and said it was so he could blow up my GBGs, so I just rolled with that. The rest of the introduction is a parody of some other material relating to the Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon
Post by Waffle Dee of Revelation on Oct 5, 2017 2:10:03 GMT
EPISODE 5: THE GBG FAMILY REUNION AND HOW WAFFLE MERCILESSLY SMASHED THEM ALL - PART 3
metaknightfan: No, no, you can't _ut that in writing, it'll sound like blackmail
Kingwja: Hmm... Surely he wouldn't forbid us from doing THAT, though, right?
galactaknightfan: I don't think so Hey! Waffle!
waffleboy: What? Have you finally come to a decision?
galactaknightfan: Yes, well, see, we need you to raise our attack _ower to 999 and give us du_licates of a certain Badge
Kingwja: It's called Piercing Blow and we think it can sto_ the GBGs
waffleboy: ... I have a better idea
Boomer: Whatz?
waffleboy: Equi_ these *gives everyone du_licates of the Return Postage Badge*
metaknightfan: Woah! Isn't this that Badge you get at the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials?
waffleboy: Yes The original one is still down in the Pit of 100 Trials, because, even though Boomer blew u_ Bonetail, no one actually o_ened the chest with the Return Postage Badge in it
Boomer: Let's smash teh GBGz now!
waffleboy: Also, with the Payback Status Effect, you'll be 100% invulnerable to direct attacks
galactaknightfan: 100% INVINCIBILITY WOOHOO
*a GBG a__ears, scavenging for food*
waffleboy: AHHH!!!
metaknightfan: AHHH!!!
Boomer: AHHH!!!
Kingwja: AHHH!!!
galactaknightfan: Ahhh
GBG: C-coo?
waffleboy: Ewww, get away from me!
metaknightfan: *runs over to fight the GBG*
GBG: C-coo! (remember, the GBGs can't understand what we're saying. It thinks MKF4 wants to hug it) metaknightfan: *whacks it with the Ultra Hammer*
GBG: C-coo?
metaknightfan: *whacks it again*
GBG: C-coo!
metaknightfan: *and again*
GBG: C-coo!
metaknightfan: *and again!*
GBG: C-coo!
waffleboy: Finish it!
metaknightfan: *uses the Ultra Jum_ technique*
GBG: *now has a large bum_ on her head* C-coo! *runs scoots for her life*
waffleboy: Now we just need to do that to every GBG in the server!
*a horde of GBGs surrounds Rogue_ort Square, where everyone ha__ens to be*
waffleboy: Oh
GBG with a bum_ on her head: C-coo coo c-coo c-coo owie!
Other GBG: C-coo?! ... C-cooie! *scoots forward to hug waffle*
waffleboy: AHHH!!!
metaknightfan: *uses the Ultra Hammer technique, sending the GBG flying away from Rogue_ort, into the sky*
Why are almost all of your "p"s replaced with underscores?
It's a reference to Doopliss stealing the lowercase "p" in Chapter 4 of the actual TTYD Ciblast disguised as Doopliss and stole the lowercase "p" in my TTYD comedy on the LMBs to lure me away from Giant Baby Goombella, so I replaced the lowercase "p"s with underscores to reference that
If this were Chapter 5, it would be the shore of Keelhaul Key 
As it turns out, kingwja Liked it two days after I made the post, but I didn't see it and didn't notice he had until now ![[fp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/npbLCuGzrLApxWtWqy0u.png)
So naturally I had to put him in as soon as I noticed, because that's the next best thing I guess 
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Why are you setting off sirens in the middle of the night?! 
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