...jumping onto a rock and while wearing an entire bright red luchador costume calls out to the stampede with a loud moo to which the stampede then responds by...
...running him over, but Steve is ok because...
...he possessed the legendary plot armor, but when he arose from the ashes like that of a phoenix it unfortunately slipped from his hands as a falcon wearing a hardhat nabbed it and took it to his lair which was only about two miles away at the next village inn where...
...he possessed the legendary plot armor, but when he arose from the ashes like that of a phoenix it unfortunately slipped from his hands as a falcon wearing a hardhat nabbed it and took it to his lair which was only about two miles away at the next village inn where...
...Steve requests food and bed, having followed the thieving falcon, and he is able to rest for the night until...
...he possessed the legendary plot armor, but when he arose from the ashes like that of a phoenix it unfortunately slipped from his hands as a falcon wearing a hardhat nabbed it and took it to his lair which was only about two miles away at the next village inn where...
...Steve requests food and bed, having followed the thieving falcon, and he is able to rest for the night until...
...he is awoken by the faint cry of a kitten and finds himself in a room full of kittens which surprises him for a second until he notices something different with the room which causes him to scream as he realizes this is not the real world but the Realm of Dreams and after phasing through the floor meets a member of the Bear Tribe who...
...Steve requests food and bed, having followed the thieving falcon, and he is able to rest for the night until...
...he is awoken by the faint cry of a kitten and finds himself in a room full of kittens which surprises him for a second until he notices something different with the room which causes him to scream as he realizes this is not the real world but the Realm of Dreams and after phasing through the floor meets a member of the Bear Tribe who...
... orders him to wake up, and Steve wakes up in the inn with two precious kittens sleeping in his lap, and he remembers his quest to catch the thieving falcon, so he decides to...
...he is awoken by the faint cry of a kitten and finds himself in a room full of kittens which surprises him for a second until he notices something different with the room which causes him to scream as he realizes this is not the real world but the Realm of Dreams and after phasing through the floor meets a member of the Bear Tribe who...
... orders him to wake up, and Steve wakes up in the inn with two precious kittens sleeping in his lap, and he remembers his quest to catch the thieving falcon, so he decides to...
...run outside until he finds the door locked and in a last ditch effort to avoid the angry claws of two upset kittens he decides to make an exit through the window, but instead finds himself in another room much like the previous one he had just escaped from to which he is then surprised by hearing cackling over the PA to which it is then revealed by this same unknown voice that he is in a labyrinth as the inn he boarded was not an inn but a maze to which then *catches breath* Steve quickly...
... orders him to wake up, and Steve wakes up in the inn with two precious kittens sleeping in his lap, and he remembers his quest to catch the thieving falcon, so he decides to...
...run outside until he finds the door locked and in a last ditch effort to avoid the angry claws of two upset kittens he decides to make an exit through the window, but instead finds himself in another room much like the previous one he had just escaped from to which he is then surprised by hearing cackling over the PA to which it is then revealed by this same unknown voice that he is in a labyrinth as the inn he boarded was not an inn but a maze to which then *catches breath* Steve quickly...
... sat down and cried because he's hungry and wants pancakes and wants to go back to his convoluted mission and the kittens are mad at him and he just wants to go back to mining diamonds--until he realizes he can escape the labyrinth by using the kittens to...
...run outside until he finds the door locked and in a last ditch effort to avoid the angry claws of two upset kittens he decides to make an exit through the window, but instead finds himself in another room much like the previous one he had just escaped from to which he is then surprised by hearing cackling over the PA to which it is then revealed by this same unknown voice that he is in a labyrinth as the inn he boarded was not an inn but a maze to which then *catches breath* Steve quickly...
... sat down and cried because he's hungry and wants pancakes and wants to go back to his convoluted mission and the kittens are mad at him and he just wants to go back to mining diamonds--until he realizes he can escape the labyrinth by using the kittens to...
...dig through the walls and out the door, but instead they end up in a Score x6 stud multiplier room with a bunch of stormtroopers chilling in the pool who then...
... sat down and cried because he's hungry and wants pancakes and wants to go back to his convoluted mission and the kittens are mad at him and he just wants to go back to mining diamonds--until he realizes he can escape the labyrinth by using the kittens to...
...dig through the walls and out the door, but instead they end up in a Score x6 stud multiplier room with a bunch of stormtroopers chilling in the pool who then...
... ask if they can pet the kittens, to which Steve happily complies with, and the stormtroopers ooh and ahh at the adorable little kitties and pet them, until one kitten...
...dig through the walls and out the door, but instead they end up in a Score x6 stud multiplier room with a bunch of stormtroopers chilling in the pool who then...
... ask if they can pet the kittens, to which Steve happily complies with, and the stormtroopers ooh and ahh at the adorable little kitties and pet them, until one kitten...
...starts swimming in the inflatable pool, which provides a distraction for Steve who begins to tip toe away and is almost free until...
... ask if they can pet the kittens, to which Steve happily complies with, and the stormtroopers ooh and ahh at the adorable little kitties and pet them, until one kitten...
...starts swimming in the inflatable pool, which provides a distraction for Steve who begins to tip toe away and is almost free until...
... the kitten accidentally pops the inflatable pool with its claws, sending water flooding around the room and washing everyone away...
...and returning them to the village from whence Steve came which made Steve quite happy until...
... he realized the kittens had followed him, since they now had no home; even though he still wanted to pursue the thieving hawk, Steve decided to...
...dress them all like Minecraft sheep and merchants in order to lure out the thieving hawk, who took the bait and with a lemonade in hand wandered over to their location where he offered a bargain and then...
... he realized the kittens had followed him, since they now had no home; even though he still wanted to pursue the thieving hawk, Steve decided to...
...dress them all like Minecraft sheep and merchants in order to lure out the thieving hawk, who took the bait and with a lemonade in hand wandered over to their location where he offered a bargain and then...
... trapped it in a net and took it to the villagers in the courthouse to be tried for its crimes, where the villager jury decided to...
...dress them all like Minecraft sheep and merchants in order to lure out the thieving hawk, who took the bait and with a lemonade in hand wandered over to their location where he offered a bargain and then...
... trapped it in a net and took it to the villagers in the courthouse to be tried for its crimes, where the villager jury decided to...
...clear him of all charges and let him go, but Steve senses something is amiss and dons a detective cap and teams up with the kittens who uncover...
