Jul 21, 2017 16:32:13 GMT
Post by Essa Kryze on Jul 21, 2017 16:32:13 GMT
Wish granted, but you can't watch anything but two minuets of any of them.
Wish granted, but they're board game pieces.
I wish these DVDs had the full functionality of the DVDs.
Lol,
Post by fantasius1111 on Jul 22, 2017 7:46:39 GMT
Wish granted, but your DVDs break.
I wish for you not to wish for anything that would negatively affect me.
Wish granted. I cannot inconvenience you by corrupting your wishes. I cannot even grant you any wishes at all.
I wish you would stop with all this wishing for wishes that cannot be corrupted.
Post by The_LEGO_Nerd on Jul 23, 2017 5:42:00 GMT
Wish granted, but they're board game pieces.
I wish these DVDs had the full functionality of the DVDs.
Lol,
Wish granted, but they're still the size of board game pieces.
I wish for the court to say I'm not guilty of piracy.
Post by The_LEGO_Nerd on Jul 23, 2017 5:44:25 GMT
Wish granted, but your DVDs break.
I wish for you not to wish for anything that would negatively affect me.
Wish granted. I cannot inconvenience you by corrupting your wishes. I cannot even grant you any wishes at all.
I wish you would stop with all this wishing for wishes that cannot be corrupted.
Wish granted, but instead, I happen to wish a wish that can't be corrupted, without wishing to wish a wish that can't be corrupted.
I wish for every superpower I've ever wanted, with no side effects.
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Post by fantasius1111 on Jul 23, 2017 9:46:54 GMT
Wish granted. I cannot inconvenience you by corrupting your wishes. I cannot even grant you any wishes at all.
I wish you would stop with all this wishing for wishes that cannot be corrupted.
Wish granted, but instead, I happen to wish a wish that can't be corrupted, without wishing to wish a wish that can't be corrupted.
I wish for every superpower I've ever wanted, with no side effects.
Wish granted, but you end up in SHIELD prison because they consider you dangerous.
I wish for cookies that would not damage my health or teeth.
Post by fantasius1111 on Jul 23, 2017 9:51:58 GMT
Lol,
Wish granted, but they're still the size of board game pieces.
I wish for the court to say I'm not guilty of piracy.
Wish granted, but you're still guilty of making contact with pirates, so you get arrested anyway.
I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish for you to wish to wish to wish that someone else would wish that my second wish never happened, then to wish to wish for nothing.
Jul 23, 2017 19:36:46 GMT
Post by Essa Kryze on Jul 23, 2017 19:36:46 GMT
Lol,
Wish granted, but they're still the size of board game pieces.
I wish for the court to say I'm not guilty of piracy.
Wish granted, but you are convicted of fraud and being a part of the plot.
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Post by The_LEGO_Nerd on Jul 24, 2017 1:21:14 GMT
Wish granted, but instead, I happen to wish a wish that can't be corrupted, without wishing to wish a wish that can't be corrupted.
I wish for every superpower I've ever wanted, with no side effects.
Wish granted, but you end up in SHIELD prison because they consider you dangerous.
I wish for cookies that would not damage my health or teeth.
Wish granted, but they taste bad.
I wish nobody would consider me to be any sort of criminal.
Post by The_LEGO_Nerd on Jul 24, 2017 1:22:49 GMT
Wish granted, but they're still the size of board game pieces.
I wish for the court to say I'm not guilty of piracy.
Wish granted, but you're still guilty of making contact with pirates, so you get arrested anyway.
I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish for you to wish to wish to wish that someone else would wish that my second wish never happened, then to wish to wish for nothing.
Wish granted, but because you wished for nothing, you now don't exist.
I wish for my prison sentence to be no more than five days.
Post by The_LEGO_Nerd on Jul 24, 2017 1:24:11 GMT
Wish granted, but they're still the size of board game pieces.
I wish for the court to say I'm not guilty of piracy.
Wish granted, but you are convicted of fraud and being a part of the plot.
Wish granted, but you're now a leprechaun.
I wish to not be charged with any crime.
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Jul 24, 2017 10:57:12 GMT
Post by fantasius1111 on Jul 24, 2017 10:57:12 GMT
Wish granted, but they're still the size of board game pieces.
I wish for the court to say I'm not guilty of piracy.
Wish granted, but you are convicted of fraud and being a part of the plot.
Wish granted, you're rich in chocolate coins now.
I wish for cookies that would not damage my health and/or teeth or taste bad.
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Jul 24, 2017 10:59:26 GMT
Post by fantasius1111 on Jul 24, 2017 10:59:26 GMT
Wish granted, but you are convicted of fraud and being a part of the plot.
Wish granted, but you're now a leprechaun.
I wish to not be charged with any crime.
Wish granted, but your criminal records from earlier still exist and you can't do anything about it.
I wish for you to wish for nothing.
Jul 24, 2017 11:01:08 GMT
Post by fantasius1111 on Jul 24, 2017 11:01:08 GMT
Wish granted, but you're still guilty of making contact with pirates, so you get arrested anyway.
I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish for you to wish to wish to wish that someone else would wish that my second wish never happened, then to wish to wish for nothing.
Wish granted, but because you wished for nothing, you now don't exist.
I wish for my prison sentence to be no more than five days.
Wish granted, but when you decide to watch the movies when you get home, you are given a prison sentence of five years.
I wish to be the worlds best lawyer.
Jul 24, 2017 11:03:11 GMT
Post by fantasius1111 on Jul 24, 2017 11:03:11 GMT
Wish granted, but you end up in SHIELD prison because they consider you dangerous.
I wish for cookies that would not damage my health or teeth.
Wish granted, but they taste bad.
I wish nobody would consider me to be any sort of criminal.
Wish granted, but it's the same wish as when you wished you could not be charged for any crime, so you are hit with the same corruption twice.
I wish for you to stop wishing.
Jul 24, 2017 23:11:08 GMT
Post by The_LEGO_Nerd on Jul 24, 2017 23:11:08 GMT
Wish granted, but you're now a leprechaun.
I wish to not be charged with any crime.
Wish granted, but your criminal records from earlier still exist and you can't do anything about it.
I wish for you to wish for nothing.
Wish granted, but I cleverly twist your words, and…
I wish for nothing…to be on my criminal record.
See what I did there?
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