Did you . . . just try to bribe me? It's not going to happen.
. . . What kind of cheesecake?
So it dose.
That depends, is it working?
What's your favorite?
Of course not! I take pride in my job and I care deeply about my integrity. I would never stoop so low! Of course, I also do care deeply about cheesecake.
Are you suggesting that, whatever my favorite is, that's the one you have, even though you don't know what my favorite is? . . . I like chocolate.
Of course not! I take pride in my job and I care deeply about my integrity. I would never stoop so low! Of course, I also do care deeply about cheesecake.
Are you suggesting that, whatever my favorite is, that's the one you have, even though you don't know what my favorite is? . . . I like chocolate.
You truly are incorruptible. I know.
I actually guessed you would say chocolate. And yes I have some... But it's strictly for bribery so....?
Of course not! I take pride in my job and I care deeply about my integrity. I would never stoop so low! Of course, I also do care deeply about cheesecake.
Are you suggesting that, whatever my favorite is, that's the one you have, even though you don't know what my favorite is? . . . I like chocolate.
You truly are incorruptible. I know.
I actually guessed you would say chocolate. And yes I have some... But it's strictly for bribery so....?
Ever the paragon.
Wow, spooky. . . . In the hypothetical scenario where I accept this cheesecake as a bribe, a scenario which we both know is utterly absurd, what would you ask me to do?
I actually guessed you would say chocolate. And yes I have some... But it's strictly for bribery so....?
Ever the paragon.
Wow, spooky. . . . In the hypothetical scenario where I accept this cheesecake as a bribe, a scenario which we both know is utterly absurd, what would you ask me to do?
The Cap of all mods.
I know right. ... Of coarse we all know this is a totally hypothetical situation, I just want to get a few of the bagels out of Mod Tower.
Wow, spooky. . . . In the hypothetical scenario where I accept this cheesecake as a bribe, a scenario which we both know is utterly absurd, what would you ask me to do?
The Cap of all mods.
I know right. ... Of coarse we all know this is a totally hypothetical situation, I just want to get a few of the bagels out of Mod Tower.
Someone should give me a medal.
So you're saying, in this hypothetical scenario, I would obtain some of the bagels that are served in the Mod Tower and give them to you, and in exchange you would give me a chocolate cheesecake.
I know right. ... Of coarse we all know this is a totally hypothetical situation, I just want to get a few of the bagels out of Mod Tower.
Someone should give me a medal.
So you're saying, in this hypothetical scenario, I would obtain some of the bagels that are served in the Mod Tower and give them to you, and in exchange you would give me a chocolate cheesecake.
*Hands you Lug Nut from a car* Sorry It's all I have. It's real metal tho..
So you're saying, in this hypothetical scenario, I would obtain some of the bagels that are served in the Mod Tower and give them to you, and in exchange you would give me a chocolate cheesecake.
*Hands you Lug Nut from a car* Sorry It's all I have. It's real metal tho..
Yes that is how this would ,hypothetically, work.
*Ties it to a string and puts it about my neck.* Ooh, shiny.
Interesting. On an unrelated note, I have to go to a different, unspecified location for an undefined purpose right now. *Slowly walks away very suspiciously.*
*Hands you Lug Nut from a car* Sorry It's all I have. It's real metal tho..
Yes that is how this would ,hypothetically, work.
*Ties it to a string and puts it about my neck.* Ooh, shiny.
Interesting. On an unrelated note, I have to go to a different, unspecified location for an undefined purpose right now. *Slowly walks away very suspiciously.*
That worked out good!
Cool see you later, for an unspecified reason.
As you walk into Mod Tower you pass King. He looks at you funny then asks, “Why are you being so suspicious?”
. . . In the hypothetical scenario where I accept this cheesecake as a bribe, a scenario which we both know is utterly absurd, what would you ask me to do? 
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*jumps in the hole anyway*
