Lol, sa-- xD *smack* *wipes whipped cream off of face* Okay then, uh... *throws cream cheese bagel at you*
*Giggles hysterically, in an unfortunately high-pitched voice* *smack* asdfghjk! *wipes cream cheese and crumbs off face* ò.ó *throws whole pizza at you*
Lol, sa-- xD *smack* *wipes whipped cream off of face* Okay then, uh... *throws cream cheese bagel at you*
*Giggles hysterically, in an unfortunately high-pitched voice* *smack* asdfghjk! *wipes cream cheese and crumbs off face* ò.ó *throws whole pizza at you*
*picks a piece of pepperoni off eye* Hmmm, what to do... *pulls out a tuna salad in a bowl and plops it on your head* HAHA!
*Giggles hysterically, in an unfortunately high-pitched voice* *smack* asdfghjk! *wipes cream cheese and crumbs off face* ò.ó *throws whole pizza at you*
*picks a piece of pepperoni off eye* Hmmm, what to do... *pulls out a tuna salad in a bowl and plops it on your head* HAHA!
*staggers backwards* EW! EW EW EW! TUNA CATFOOD SALAD! EWWWW! *conveniently-placed rain clouds wash tuna salad off* Oh, you gonna get it now. . . *pulls oversized ketchup bottle out of pocket and shoots it at you* Mwahahahaaa!!
*picks a piece of pepperoni off eye* Hmmm, what to do... *pulls out a tuna salad in a bowl and plops it on your head* HAHA!
*staggers backwards* EW! EW EW EW! TUNA CATFOOD SALAD! EWWWW! *conveniently-placed rain clouds wash tuna salad off* Oh, you gonna get it now. . . *pulls oversized ketchup bottle out of pocket and shoots it at you* Mwahahahaaa!!
HEYYY! YOU CAN'T HAVE KETCHUP WITHOUT... *pulls out a yellow bottle* ...MUSTARD! *squirts it at you* HAHAHA!
*staggers backwards* EW! EW EW EW! TUNA CATFOOD SALAD! EWWWW! *conveniently-placed rain clouds wash tuna salad off* Oh, you gonna get it now. . . *pulls oversized ketchup bottle out of pocket and shoots it at you* Mwahahahaaa!!
HEYYY! YOU CAN'T HAVE KETCHUP WITHOUT... *pulls out a yellow bottle* ...MUSTARD! *squirts it at you* HAHAHA!
GROSS MUSTARD!!! *uses gigantic burger bun as a shield* HAHAHA I have the Shield of Anti-Mustard!
*My eyes get very wide, the muscles in my face tense up, and my face goes white as a sheet.* 
That was very, very bad. 
*conveniently-placed rain clouds wash tuna salad off* Oh, you gonna get it now. . . *pulls oversized ketchup bottle out of pocket and shoots it at you* Mwahahahaaa!!![[derp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/YqNTPqyQUocVMYXZgUAI.png)
*conveniently-placed rain clouds wash tuna salad off* Oh, you gonna get it now. . . *pulls oversized ketchup bottle out of pocket and shoots it at you* Mwahahahaaa!!
Goodbye LMBs...
