''Well, maybe, but then you're not the one who's imprisoned inside the Mod Tower basement.''
''I'm afraid I can't leave without A4.''
"How do you think I got my job?"
"A4 has nothing to do with this situation, and you certainly aren't in the position to make demands."
''Good point.''
''A4 has everything to do with this situation, I was commissioned to free him from this mod tower basement. Here's my commission. *Flashes a piece of paper with some incomprehensibly-bad, obviously-handwritten text scrawled across it.
"A4 has nothing to do with this situation, and you certainly aren't in the position to make demands."
''Good point.''
''A4 has everything to do with this situation, I was commissioned to free him from this mod tower basement. Here's my commission. *Flashes a piece of paper with some incomprehensibly-bad, obviously-handwritten text scrawled across it.
"But you don't have the authority. Anyway, you need to reveal who commissioned you."
''A4 has everything to do with this situation, I was commissioned to free him from this mod tower basement. Here's my commission. *Flashes a piece of paper with some incomprehensibly-bad, obviously-handwritten text scrawled across it.
"But you don't have the authority. Anyway, you need to reveal who commissioned you."
''Oh but I do.'' ''I was commissioned by a commissioner.''
*I throw myself at the wall in a desperate attempt to escape* 
Goodbye LMBs...