Post by The Raconteur on Apr 5, 2017 21:34:17 GMT
Prologue
Let is be known to all of you, please learn the Legend of the Golden Rank. The legend has been passed down for years, among the LMBers, never forgotten, yet only a save few know the full legend. This is the story of how a common girl learned the full legend of The Golden Rank, and how she learned all the tales and secrets about it. And released it, for all to know, and learn from. And this story explains why you have never heard of The Golden Rank before, and why it is forgotten. But now, I shall revive it for you. You shall learn the stories of old, and the heroes of older days.
First, I shall tell you the Legend of the Golden Rank, the story that every LMBer knew, that they were taught. But I shall not tell you the full legend at the beginning of this tale, for that is not needed until later.
THE LEGEND
4 Years ago, on the LMBs, there was a Rank, a special Rank. Rank 30. Rank 30 was called Gold Horse. Gold Horse was a bit of and odd name for a rank, but there is a story. Gold Horse was named after somebody, not a horse, but a person, a boy, just 12 years old. His username was GoldHorse, and his acts were somewhat heroic, so he was given Rank 30, and the Rank was named after him, Rank 30: GoldHorse.
GoldHorse thoroughly enjoyed his Rank, and couldn't help but to brag every now and again to people he knew in real life about it. But on April 16 that year, he attempted to log in, only to discover he was banned! GoldHorse was horrified, and at once emailed the site, begging for information. All he received was a short email, one sentence: GOLD IS ONLY METAL.
GoldHorse didn't know who wrote this email, it was from the LMBs. At least, that was what it was marked as.
Only 20 miles away, not far at all from where GoldHorse lived, a girl pushed back her chair, and tossed her golden, silky curls. "GoldHorse's domination is over." She whispered. Then she went to the LMBs, and logged into her account, quickly typing, "Jasmine" in her login box. Jasmine smiled as she scrolled through the LMBs.
Who was Jasmine?
Jasmine was also 12 years old at this time, and she lived, as has been stated before, 20 miles away from GoldHorse. She was smart, being highly educated in history.
Miles away, GoldHorse created a new account, one he would have to start all over with. He stared at the screen, trying to think what he should name it. GoldHorse gazed over at one of his stuffed animals, and decided to use his stuffed animal's name for his username. He typed in: diglett809
Let is be known to all of you, please learn the Legend of the Golden Rank. The legend has been passed down for years, among the LMBers, never forgotten, yet only a save few know the full legend. This is the story of how a common girl learned the full legend of The Golden Rank, and how she learned all the tales and secrets about it. And released it, for all to know, and learn from. And this story explains why you have never heard of The Golden Rank before, and why it is forgotten. But now, I shall revive it for you. You shall learn the stories of old, and the heroes of older days.
First, I shall tell you the Legend of the Golden Rank, the story that every LMBer knew, that they were taught. But I shall not tell you the full legend at the beginning of this tale, for that is not needed until later.
THE LEGEND
4 Years ago, on the LMBs, there was a Rank, a special Rank. Rank 30. Rank 30 was called Gold Horse. Gold Horse was a bit of and odd name for a rank, but there is a story. Gold Horse was named after somebody, not a horse, but a person, a boy, just 12 years old. His username was GoldHorse, and his acts were somewhat heroic, so he was given Rank 30, and the Rank was named after him, Rank 30: GoldHorse.
GoldHorse thoroughly enjoyed his Rank, and couldn't help but to brag every now and again to people he knew in real life about it. But on April 16 that year, he attempted to log in, only to discover he was banned! GoldHorse was horrified, and at once emailed the site, begging for information. All he received was a short email, one sentence: GOLD IS ONLY METAL.
GoldHorse didn't know who wrote this email, it was from the LMBs. At least, that was what it was marked as.
Only 20 miles away, not far at all from where GoldHorse lived, a girl pushed back her chair, and tossed her golden, silky curls. "GoldHorse's domination is over." She whispered. Then she went to the LMBs, and logged into her account, quickly typing, "Jasmine" in her login box. Jasmine smiled as she scrolled through the LMBs.
Who was Jasmine?
Jasmine was also 12 years old at this time, and she lived, as has been stated before, 20 miles away from GoldHorse. She was smart, being highly educated in history.
Miles away, GoldHorse created a new account, one he would have to start all over with. He stared at the screen, trying to think what he should name it. GoldHorse gazed over at one of his stuffed animals, and decided to use his stuffed animal's name for his username. He typed in: diglett809
