Oh, "accidentally" huh. - The Stegosaurus Steakhouse -
*Miraculously, it was only the document that protected you, the other workers are still fine*
*The Fire approaches you*
"YooUUU! HowW DaRE You GiVe MY EsTABlishMenT A BaD NaME! NoWW I HaVE To DEAl wiTH aLl TheSe laWsuitS! YoU NeeD To STEp up YoUr GaMe To ACComModatE THe CuSTomERs!"
Oh, "accidentally" huh. - The Stegosaurus Steakhouse -
*Miraculously, it was only the document that protected you, the other workers are still fine*
*The Fire approaches you*
"YooUUU! HowW DaRE You GiVe MY EsTABlishMenT A BaD NaME! NoWW I HaVE To DEAl wiTH aLl TheSe laWsuitS! YoU NeeD To STEp up YoUr GaMe To ACComModatE THe CuSTomERs!"
That figures.
Well if you want me to step up my game maybe you should give me a longer lunch break? And maybe a free coloring page now and then? I think this is really a management problem. - The Stegosaurus Steakhouse -
*Miraculously, it was only the document that protected you, the other workers are still fine*
*The Fire approaches you*
"YooUUU! HowW DaRE You GiVe MY EsTABlishMenT A BaD NaME! NoWW I HaVE To DEAl wiTH aLl TheSe laWsuitS! YoU NeeD To STEp up YoUr GaMe To ACComModatE THe CuSTomERs!"
That figures.
Well if you want me to step up my game maybe you should give me a longer lunch break? And maybe a free coloring page now and then? I think this is really a management problem. - The Stegosaurus Steakhouse -
"...FIIne... YoU SPeak SOmE SEnSe..."
*He extends your lunch break to 10 minutes and one second, and opts to give you a free coloring page once every 9 1/2 months*
"ThERe, HaPPy NoW? If yOU DoN'T MinD, I haVe sOme LAWsuIts tO FilE, sO I WilL Be taKiNg mY leaVe. Do bEtteR in The FutUrE plEAse!"
*Your break rolls around, and the man is standing outside the restaurant waiting.*
*eyes my sandwich, eyes the man, decides to use my sandwich as a weapon and chucks it at him* - The Stegosaurus Steakhouse -
*It bounces off. The man picks it up and hurls it as hard as he can, causing the sandwich to combust in flames. The sandwich misses you by an inch, then wraps around the world and hits you in the chest before landing on the ground. You are unharmed, but the bread is toasted now.*
Well if you want me to step up my game maybe you should give me a longer lunch break? And maybe a free coloring page now and then? I think this is really a management problem. - The Stegosaurus Steakhouse -
"...FIIne... YoU SPeak SOmE SEnSe..."
*He extends your lunch break to 10 minutes and one second, and opts to give you a free coloring page once every 9 1/2 months*
"ThERe, HaPPy NoW? If yOU DoN'T MinD, I haVe sOme LAWsuIts tO FilE, sO I WilL Be taKiNg mY leaVe. Do bEtteR in The FutUrE plEAse!"
*submits application to the gift shop across from the steakhouse* - The Stegosaurus Steakhouse -
*eyes my sandwich, eyes the man, decides to use my sandwich as a weapon and chucks it at him* - The Stegosaurus Steakhouse -
*It bounces off. The man picks it up and hurls it as hard as he can, causing the sandwich to combust in flames. The sandwich misses you by an inch, then wraps around the world and hits you in the chest before landing on the ground. You are unharmed, but the bread is toasted now.*
You take what you can get, I guess. *takes bite of sandwich before preparing to use it as a shield* - The Stegosaurus Steakhouse -