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Apr 17, 2024 13:44:02 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 17, 2024 13:44:02 GMT
*The former Twilight fans show up at the improved steakhouse and each order an entree* If you don't know what this is, read my latest post in The Lowrey Fan Club. *is very busy preparing tables for all these guests*
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Post by ash3d on Apr 18, 2024 4:31:49 GMT
"YooUUU FIRE Me? NOoooOO, I FiRe YOOuuu! *The Fire reaches out and rips your nametag off. He melts your name off and replaces it with his name. Furthermore, he melts the ink off all the documents you signed and burns his signature on instead* "YoUUu Noww BuSboy! I GiVE EvERyone but Con rAISE!" *The employees are now paid fairly, and he rewrites the menu to serve 5 star cuisine at affordable prices. Pretty soon, business is booming and the reviews are good for once* *filled with determination, I set out to be the best busboy ever and work my way back up the ranks* *Your eagerness proves to be overwhelming for the customers and The Fire puts you on dishwasher duty*
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Post by ash3d on Apr 18, 2024 4:34:37 GMT
*The former Twilight fans show up at the improved steakhouse and each order an entree* If you don't know what this is, read my latest post in The Lowrey Fan Club. *is very busy preparing tables for all these guests* *The ex-Twilight fans all have strange allergies and so they put you in charge of waiting the tables as well as washing dishes*
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Apr 19, 2024 15:43:33 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 19, 2024 15:43:33 GMT
*filled with determination, I set out to be the best busboy ever and work my way back up the ranks* *Your eagerness proves to be overwhelming for the customers and The Fire puts you on dishwasher duty* *I dive headfirst into the dishwater and start scrubbing dishes*
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Apr 19, 2024 15:44:17 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 19, 2024 15:44:17 GMT
*is very busy preparing tables for all these guests* *The ex-Twilight fans all have strange allergies and so they put you in charge of waiting the tables as well as washing dishes* *drips dishwater all over the restaurant trying to perform multiple duties simultaneously*
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Post by ash3d on Apr 21, 2024 4:04:51 GMT
*The ex-Twilight fans all have strange allergies and so they put you in charge of waiting the tables as well as washing dishes* *drips dishwater all over the restaurant trying to perform multiple duties simultaneously* *One of the guests is allergic to dishwater and they sue you*
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Post by ash3d on Apr 21, 2024 4:06:25 GMT
*Your eagerness proves to be overwhelming for the customers and The Fire puts you on dishwasher duty* *I dive headfirst into the dishwater and start scrubbing dishes* *Your sombrero is bigger than the sink and gets stuck in the sink. It clogs the drain, but the staff is so busy that they just fill your sombrero with water and put dishes in it*
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Apr 23, 2024 13:34:14 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 23, 2024 13:34:14 GMT
*drips dishwater all over the restaurant trying to perform multiple duties simultaneously* *One of the guests is allergic to dishwater and they sue you* *I sue them for not telling me sooner*
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Apr 23, 2024 13:35:09 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 23, 2024 13:35:09 GMT
*I dive headfirst into the dishwater and start scrubbing dishes* *Your sombrero is bigger than the sink and gets stuck in the sink. It clogs the drain, but the staff is so busy that they just fill your sombrero with water and put dishes in it* *I wash the dishes and my sombrero at the same time*
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Post by ash3d on Apr 24, 2024 4:35:57 GMT
*One of the guests is allergic to dishwater and they sue you* *I sue them for not telling me sooner* *He gets up from the table and you see he is not a minifigure. He has a minifigure head attached to Lego Hero Factory set 2192: Drilldozer. As he towers above you, he speaks in a deep voice* "Hey you! We gonna need to take this outside!?"
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Post by ash3d on Apr 24, 2024 4:37:35 GMT
*Your sombrero is bigger than the sink and gets stuck in the sink. It clogs the drain, but the staff is so busy that they just fill your sombrero with water and put dishes in it* *I wash the dishes and my sombrero at the same time* *One of the guests is allergic to sombreros. They sue you for not warning them about cross-contamination.*
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Apr 26, 2024 13:52:14 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 26, 2024 13:52:14 GMT
*I sue them for not telling me sooner* *He gets up from the table and you see he is not a minifigure. He has a minifigure head attached to Lego Hero Factory set 2192: Drilldozer. As he towers above you, he speaks in a deep voice* "Hey you! We gonna need to take this outside!?" We might, you're about to poke a hole in the ceiling.
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Apr 26, 2024 13:54:17 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 26, 2024 13:54:17 GMT
*I wash the dishes and my sombrero at the same time* *One of the guests is allergic to sombreros. They sue you for not warning them about cross-contamination.* How much money do these people think a dishwasher makes?
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Post by ash3d on Apr 28, 2024 4:51:06 GMT
*He gets up from the table and you see he is not a minifigure. He has a minifigure head attached to Lego Hero Factory set 2192: Drilldozer. As he towers above you, he speaks in a deep voice* "Hey you! We gonna need to take this outside!?" We might, you're about to poke a hole in the ceiling. "Oh right, sorry." *He sits back down* "So, here or outside!?"
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Post by ash3d on Apr 28, 2024 4:51:59 GMT
*One of the guests is allergic to sombreros. They sue you for not warning them about cross-contamination.* How much money do these people think a dishwasher makes? *One of the guests is allergic to low-income dishwashers. They sue you for existing*
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