Part 2

 

M4Jesus heard a knock at the front of the Cool Cumber store.

 

 

"Coming! Wow, it sure seems like people can't wait for their cucumbers these days!"

 

 

He threw open the door. "Cucumbers for sale!!!!!!!!!!!" he belted out.

 

 

The user stumbled backwards. "I beg your pardon?"

 

 

M4Jesus yelled again, "CUCUMBERS FOR SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

 

"I say, you should yell a bit more quietly!" the user said.

 

 

M4Jesus stared. The user was dressed in a smart pinstripe suit with LEGO $100 dollar bills sticking out everywhere.

 

 

"Again, you should be a bit more quiet! Users who come to your store will be quite put off by your shocking welcome."

 

 

"Uh..... what is your name, sir? And do you want to buy cool cumbers or not?"

 

 

"My name?" the user answered. " My name is GideonF210, and I own the Annoying LEGO Corporation."

 

 

M4Jesus ran back inside his store and slammed the door. "Whew! I'm so glad I got rid of that guy."

 

 

Suddenly, he heard a window opening in the back room. "Oh no!!!!!!!!" M4Jesus yelled.

 

 

He raced back to the room.

 

 

M4Jesus found GideonF210 standing in the middle of a broken crate of cool cumbers.

 

 

"You really should think about cleaning this place up. It is really dirty and messy."

 

 

"Get out of my store!" M4Jesus yelled.

 

 

The user was so frightened that he climbed out of the window and ran away.

 

 

"I really should think about getting security for this store!" M4Jesus said.

Episode 2: A Pickle License?

 

Part 1

 

 

"Look here, Russy." M4Jesus said. "You need to put that Nintendo down and buy something from me!"

 

 

The user just shook his head. "Just one more game, just one more!"

 

 

"Come on! You have been in my store for over two hours now, and you haven't bought a single thing!"

 

 

Again, Russy just shook his head and went back to his game. "Just one more."

 

 

M4Jesus sighed. It was hopeless.

 

 

Suddenly, the the door opened to the store.

 

 

M4Jesus sprang up. "At last, someone new!"

 

 

"Yes sir, what can I help you with?" he asked the newcomer.

 

 

"Hi there, my name is Rob Mclarry. I am a secret agent, and I have come upon the knowledge that you sell pickles."

 

 

"Uh, hi! Nice to meet you." M4Jesus said.

 

 

The agent got right to the point. "You do sell pickles here, don't you?"

 

 

M4Jesus nodded.

 

 

"Okay. In order to sell pickles in LEGO City, you need a pickle license. Do you have a pickle license?"

 

 

"Uh......" M4Jesus pointed at the videogame playing user. "Ask him. I'll be right back." He raced to the back room.

 

 

Rob turned to Russy. "Do you have a pickle license for this store?"

 

 

Without looking up from his game, the user replied, "Just one more game. Just one more."

 

 

Rob sighed. "Would someone please tell me if this store has a pickle license?!!!???"

 

 

M4Jesus came back.

 

 

"Um...... I don't." He broke down crying. "What is going to happen to me? Will my pickles get confiscated?"

 

 

"No, you just need to come down to the courthouse at 3:00 AM to get one." Rob said.

 

 

"3:00 in the morning?!!!!?" M4Jesus yelled.

 

 

"Yes. And don't be late." With that, the agent turned on his heel and left the store.

 

 

"What am I going to do?" M4Jesus asked no one in particular.

 

 

Russy mumbled, "Go to the courthouse like the man said!"

 

 

"Oh yes, of course, why didn't I think of that." M4Jesus said sarcastically.

 

 

"Just one more game?" Russy said.

 

 

"Oh brother."

 

Part 3:

 

The pair walked into the room. "Rob told me you would be here earlier," Skul said, "but I'm glad you're here now."

 

 

"Yeah, me too!" M4Jesus squeaked.

 

 

"Okay, you just need to sign here, here, here, here, and here." Skul pointed at a form.

 

 

"Uh, okay!"

 

 

All of a sudden, the door was flung open.

 

 

"DRINK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!" a user yelled, carrying a tray of drinks.

 

 

The user ran over to Skul and M4Jesus, then tripped over a chair and sent all the drinks splashing onto Skul.

 

 

 

"OPPPSS! SOOOORRRRRYYYY!!!" the user yelled.

 

 

 

"Come on, M579!" Skul shouted. "Stop spilling the drinks on me everytime you walk in!"

 

 

"OOOOOPPPPPPSSSSS, SOOOOOORRRYYYYYY!!!!!!" M579 yelled again.

 

 

"And for heavens sake, stop yelling!" Skul said.

 

 

"OOOOOKKKAAAAYYYYY!" M579 turned and walked out of the room.

 

 

Skul sighed. "Sorry about that. I keep asking them to fire him, but I guess they just want to keep him for his looks."

 

 

M4Jesus just nodded and signed the last line.

 

 

"OK, now all you need to do is take this to my clerk, Snickers6361. That's all."

 

 

"Thanks! See you later, cucumber hurter!" M4Jesus said as he slammed the door.

 

 

"Huh?!!!!????" Skul said.

 

 

M4Jesus walked down the hallway to the clerks office.

 

 

He stopped in front of the desk. "Hi there, I was told by Mr. Skul I was to turn this form over to you."

 

 

Snickers6361 nodded. "My good gentleman, thank you for bestowing this document onto me."

 

 

"Uh....... you're welcome! Hey, do you want some cool cumbers? They are good for the body!"

 

 

"Cool cumbers?" the user questioned. "Please inform me of the identity of these vegetables."

 

 

"Um, well, they are like cucumbers, except they are different. Do you want some?" M4Jesus said.

 

 

"No thank you. I am explicitly opposed to cucumbers, as the molecular structure of them do not suit me."

 

 

M4Jesus looked blank.

 

 

"Good day!" Snickers6361 turned back to his work.

 

 

"Okay, that was kinda wierd." M4Jesus said as he walked back to his store, license in hand.

 

 

"I wonder if anyone has been waiting for me."

 

Part 2:

 

 

Skul looked into the back room as cucumbers slammed into him with lightning speed. What he saw amazed him!

 

 

There, standing in the back room, was M4Jesus with a giant Acme Cucumber Cannon!

 

 

"Cool cumbers away!" M4Jesus yelled as more of the vegetables blasted out of the mouth of the cannon.

 

 

"Ahhhhh!!!!!!! Help me Zapty! Help!" Skul yelled as he dodged cucumbers flying past him.

 

 

"Me coming, Mrs. Skul!" Zapty yelled as a cucumber splattered all over his shirt.

 

 

All of a sudden, the door to the cucumber store burst open.

 

 

Dripping with cucumber juice, Skul and Zapty turned around to see Dwarfy standing in front of them.

 

 

"Hey, Skul. We have a problem at the hotel. It seems that starwarsgirl has accidentaly locked herself in the basement."

 

 

"Well, get her out!" Skul yelled.

 

 

"I'm sorry, but the floor in front of the basement is covered in Zapty-resistant-acid."

 

 

Skul let out a sigh of frustration. "Can't you see I'm busy?"

 

 

Dwarfy didn't budge. "We need you, now!"

 

 

"Isn't there anyone else?" Skul asked.

 

 

Dwarfy shook his head. "Michaelyoda tried to get across the acid using pie crust, but that didn't work.."

 

 

Zapty cut in. "Me know! Me know! Cool cumber man can blast door open with cannon!"

 

 

"Yeah, but how do we get starwarsgirl across the acid?" Skul said.

 

 

All four were puzzled.

 

 

Then, M4Jesus spoke up. "How about we get a zipline!"

 

 

Zapty said, "What's a zaptyline, cool cumber man?"

 

 

"It is a line that can stretch across chasms and carry users across." M4Jesus said.

 

 

Dwarfy exclaimed, "It just might work!"

 

 

"Perhaps......." Skul said thoughtfully. "And who better to try it out on then starwarsgirl?"

 

 

"She might get mad at Mrs. Skul if Mrs. Skul dropped her!" Zapty said.

 

 

"Oh please! Stop calling me Mrs. Skul!" Skul yelled.

 

 

"Okay, Mrs. Skul!"

 

 

Dwarfy cut in, "Well, we'd better go try it."

 

 

All four raced out the door.

 

Episode 4: Operation Save Zapty 
 

Part 1:

 

 

 

Zapty flew through the air and splashed into the acid.

 

 

 

Dwarfy, M4Jesus, and Skul held their breath as Zapty bobbed up.

 

 

 

"Okay, Mrs. Skul!" Zapty's muffled voice said from the helmet. "Do you want I to swim over?"

 

 

 

"Yes, of course I do!" Skul said, a little annoyed.

 

 



Zapty nodded and swam over to the door. Flinging it open, he yelled, "Surprise!"

 

 

 

Inside, starwarsgirl stumbled back. "What..... are.....you????????!!!!!!!!!??????"

 

 

 

"Me Zapty!" he said. "Me here to rescue you."

 

 

 

"Oh, okay." starwarsgirl said. "How are you going to do it?"

 

 

 

Zapty looked around. "Me not know. Me ask Mrs. Skul."

 

 

 

He swam back over to the three users. "How do me rescue her, Mrs Skul? Me want to know!"

 

 

 

"What I want to do is smash your head!" Skul yelled as he pulled out a banhammer and flung it at Zapty.

 

 

 

Zapty ducked, and the banhammer splashed into the acid and disintegrated.

 

 

 

"That good idea!" Zapty said. "Me ask starwarsgirl for hammer." He dog-paddled over to starwarsgirl.

 

 

 

"Do a hammer you have?" he asked her.

 

 

 

"No, I do not. If I did have one, I would have already gotten out of here."

 

 

 

"Oh, okay." Zapty swam to over to M4Jesus. "Do you have something me can rescue starwarsgirl with?"

 

 

 

"No. Wait, I know! Use my Acme Pickle Grinder."

 

 

 

"Good idea, cool cumber man!" Zapty too the grinder and started grinding the acid with it. The grinder dissolved.

 

 



"That not work." Zapty said glumly. "What we do?"

 

 

 

Dwarfy spoke up. "I might have an idea!"

 

 

 

"What is it?" the other users said impatiently.

 

 

"It is......"

Part 3:

 

 

M4Jesus ran into the Munch Munch Cafe and saw TannerJ and Indikid sitting in some chairs.

 

 

"Hey guys!" He puffed. "I was wondering, do you have a big acid resistant vacuum on hand? I need it."

 

 

"Sorry, dude." TannerJ said. "We ran out of em last week. We only have one left."

 

 

"That's right!" Indikid said.

 

 

"Okay, will you trade it to me for cucumbers?"

 

 

"Hmmmmm..... what do you think, Indikid?"

 

 

Indikid leaned forward. "I say.... yes!"

 

 

"That's great!" M4Jesus said. "By the way, where's WaveViper?" He's usually here."

 

 

"Oh, he went over to some hotel. Said he needed to get a Zapty or something." Indikid said.

 

 

M4Jesus sucked in his breath. "Oh, great." He muttered. "Okay, give me that vacuum! Hurry!"

 

 

"Whats the rush?" The world ain't ending, is it?" TannerJ said.

 

 

"I need to get back to the hotel fast!"

 

 

TannerJ shook his head. "Sorry, cool cumbers first."

 

 

M4Jesus sighed. "No, I need it now!" He looked at their faces. "Okay, okay. I'll get the cool cumbers. I'll be right back!" He dashed out the door.

 

 

Meanwhile, at the hotel.....

 

 

"What are you guys doing? the user asked.

 

 

"Uh, nothing!" Skul said.

 

 

"Well, it sure looks like something to me!" the user, who happened to be WaveViper, said.

 

 

(cont.)