Jonmbost had called gurnechnaz and LordTigress to do yoga at his condominium. Tigress and Ciar walked along. They were happily strolling through the woods. The leaves rustled.
"Stay back." Ciar told Tigress protectively.
Then a maniac jumped out a tree. He tackled Ciar while Tigress stared in awe. The maniac stabbed Ciar with a hot dog. Ciar squealed like a baby, in pain. The maniac then stole Ciar's pants. Tigress tackled the person who had eaten Ciar's pants. She was wearing a dress, so her pants weren't stolen. She took his hot dog and put it up his nose. He ran leaving a pile of dog biscuits behind. An innocent bystander named MockingbirdInc , told us a descriptive, intellectual, proffesional sum up on the story on the maniac dilemma:
"I was scared."
With this detailed description we are learning more about the maniac.
Ciar and Tigress now undergo psychotherapy. Jon is still waiting in his yoga outfit. They never made it to ypga class.

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