Based on your birthday and make a silly sentence have fun
January I ate February I kicked March I vomited April I jumped to May I talked to June I licked July I fell off August I punched September I bit October I flew off November I hugged December I climbed up
1 George Washington 2 my dog 3 a porcupine 4 That guy 5 my teacher 6 a cat 7 Fred 8 A football 9 a tree 10 a fish 11a pig 12 a turtle 13 Spongebob 14 a dinosaur 15 Ice Cream 16 a pigeon 17 a phone 18 Myself 19 A book 20 A hedgehog 21 A cow 22 A horse 23 A TV 24 A bee 25 A bull 26 A tornadoe 27 Some grass 28 A goat 29 A burger 30 A chicken 31 A rabbit
Based on your birthday and make a silly sentence have fun
January I ate February I kicked March I vomited April I jumped to May I talked to June I licked July I fell off August I punched September I bit October I flew off November I hugged December I climbed up
1 George Washington 2 my dog 3 a porcupine 4 That guy 5 my teacher 6 a cat 7 Fred 8 A football 9 a tree 10 a fish 11a pig 12 a turtle 13 Spongebob 14 a dinosaur 15 Ice Cream 16 a pigeon 17 a phone 18 Myself 19 A book 20 A hedgehog 21 A cow 22 A horse 23 A TV 24 A bee 25 A bull 26 A tornadoe 27 Some grass 28 A goat 29 A burger 30 A chicken 31 A rabbit
I hugged a Dinosaur eh? Well... they are wingless dragons i guess.
-last edited on Sept 12, 2017 20:26:13 GMT by MockingbirdInc: As it turns out, "ere" is not a word. So I had to turn it back into "here." Autocorrect's only there when you don't need it. :P
Post by MockingbirdInc on Sept 12, 2017 20:25:02 GMT
I ate a horse! Nom, nom, nom.
There really are some unfortunate birthdays here. March 11th - I vomited a pig. June 24th - I licked a bee. November 25th - I hugged a bull. September 5th - I bit my teacher. August 18th - I punched myself.
Actually, if you're birthday is on the 18th of any month, it's automatically funny.
January - I ate myself. February - I kicked myself. March - I vomited myself. April - I jumped to myself. May - I talked to myself. June - I licked myself. July - I fell off myself. August - I punched myself. September - I bit myself. October - I flew off myself. November - I hugged myself. December - I climbed up myself.
Honestly, I'm having too much fun with this chart. Now I have to do some for other events.
My older sister's birthday - I talked to a rabbit. My younger sister's birthday - I hugged myself. Today - I bit a turtle. The day I go to Legoland - Either "I bit a goat" or "I but a burger;" not sure when. Halloween - I flew off a rabbit. Thanksgiving - I hugged a TV. Christmas - I climbed up a bull. New Year's - I ate George Washington.
Based on your birthday and make a silly sentence have fun
January I ate February I kicked March I vomited April I jumped to May I talked to June I licked July I fell off August I punched September I bit October I flew off November I hugged December I climbed up
1 George Washington 2 my dog 3 a porcupine 4 That guy 5 my teacher 6 a cat 7 Fred 8 A football 9 a tree 10 a fish 11a pig 12 a turtle 13 Spongebob 14 a dinosaur 15 Ice Cream 16 a pigeon 17 a phone 18 Myself 19 A book 20 A hedgehog 21 A cow 22 A horse 23 A TV 24 A bee 25 A bull 26 A tornadoe 27 Some grass 28 A goat 29 A burger 30 A chicken 31 A rabbit
I hugged a Dinosaur eh? Well... they are wingless dragons i guess.
Truer words were spoken by a moose on the Oprah show brother
I suppose it's only kind since he licks me. 
