Level 2: Sub-level 1 Prisoner: Nexo81, Boomer2K, ? ? a.m. (Provided timestamp now believed to be inaccurate) "Two more prison rats." Darkclaw roared, seconds after barring their path. Their 1911s, pulled from the hands of their new owners, slammed to the floor with a resounding thud. "No matter you will go just like the rest." He said, nodding as if in confirmation to himself. Nexo and Boomer suddenly were fighting for breath. "Wait, we're prisoners too..." The next sound he made approximated "hullleeehhugg" because he had run out of air. Oxygen flooded back into their lungs, and the black receded from their vision. "You're prisoners? There are more of us?" "Yes, but we don't know how many or what kind of." Boomer,Nexo, and Darkclaw stared at each other. "I remember you too." "What all do you remember before the Institute?" "Bits and pieces, but I don't have much.""I have no memories." "I don't think the rest of us have anything." "Hold on lets backtrack a minute. We think there are more of us. What is going on in this place?" "I don't have the answer to that." "Nether do I." The three banded together. "I think we should keep pushing to the surface." No one argued so they traveled upward. Crushing and trashing there way upward they reached the level 1. At this floor they were barred. "We don't have the gear to blow through this door." They all stared at the door. Darkclaw couldn't move it. Boomer2K couldn't blow it without big explosives. Nexo81 felt plain useless. They all sat down to rest their legs and think. Moments later they bolted back to their feet when they heard a voice call out to them. "That was an impressive display of force, but I can tell you a way to get out... in exchange for a small favor."
The Con puns have CONtaminated yet another story. Do I spot a Mayhem pun in there too? *squints*
Great part, as always!
Now, Con, CON you see the CONsequences of CONniving to CONvert the LMBEs into a your latest CONquest? I am so sorry everybody. You have taught me well, Sir. I don't know about a pun, but it is something. Thankssomuch! I liked your new parts to!
*ranks you up to master punner* I must have, that was very good. Here's a deal, you keep posting parts, and I'll keep posting parts.
Now, Con, CON you see the CONsequences of CONniving to CONvert the LMBEs into a your latest CONquest? I am so sorry everybody. You have taught me well, Sir. I don't know about a pun, but it is something. Thankssomuch! I liked your new parts to!
*ranks you up to master punner* I must have, that was very good. Here's a deal, you keep posting parts, and I'll keep posting parts.
*Puts on white robe and joins the others* The deal is well made, Con, you chose right.
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I made lots of good memories and will keep em for eveh. 
*looks around, weighing options* 
*laughs hysterically, boldly and proudly*
I don't know about a pun, but it is something. 
