I appreciate this. Although... Do my senses fail me in detecting an underlying hint of sarcasm? I'm currently unsure whether or not sarcasm would make me appreciate it more...
*Maniacal laugh.* You idiot. You do not realise that I, yours truly, am a great RPer! I would be perfect for the role of this, Marvin Elliot, unlike this sad excuse for a vegetable salad named “Darth Venomir”. But why, you ask! You incompetent buffoon! I am a trusted member of the Roleplay Control Committee, and a Profile Archivist. Unlike this person. I have been involved in all major RP events so far, I am helping set up new ones! Your destiny is controlled by ME! I have the combined strength of one of the strongest mutants, and a half-celestial! I am a God, and have the abilities of two of the best trained individuals in this RP! Cower before me, or planets will be destroyed, civilisations will be burned, chaos will be started, all by me. That is what happens to those who defy me! *Maniacal laugh as I walk off.*
Was that good?
*Sneaks into being Marv while the others are monologuing*
@ Venomir: Very nice, you have made your point.
@ Ciar: Very nice, you have made your point.
@spooda: Are you entering the running alongside the other two?
@ Venomir + Ciar: Well, you both certainly have a knack for insulting me, which is so Marv I don't care to elaborate. All in all, you're still tied.
CIAR 4 - 4 VENOMIR
Ciar, you are indeed a very involved member and we all appreciate you, but the fact you chose to be a hero RPer over a villain puts you head-to-head.
No because no one will vote for me. No one votes for me in anything. And I am not power-hungry! Well, maybe I am () but I would still fit all those other categories.
People would vote for you! Y'know, maybe. That's exactly my point.
MWAHAHA! Insolent fool. You believe that I am a simple villain, one of whom lets his strength rise above his smarts? Your unintelligence almost bests your cowardice, for letting this fool, "Ciar," be a candidate! I am one of the most powerful, most cunning villains of all time! I gathered the six Infinity Gems from across the galaxy. I wore a suit of armor forged by monks after I was SENT INTO SPACE. I have the power of the Phoenix Force inside of my mortal body. I am one of the fastest men in history, and I weird the power of pure fear. Not to mention, on my very first attack, it took every one of earth's mightiest heroes to show up and make my decide on a strategic retreat! Even THAT was a part of my evil scheme, implanting a prisoner deep in your ranks. I am the mightiest villain inAND STEAL THIS FROM ME, THE ZOMBIES OF YOUR PAST SHALL MAKE THOU PAY!
MWAHAHAHA!
I can make a speech like that:
*Maniacal laugh.* You idiot. You do not realise that I, yours truly, am a great RPer! I would be perfect for the role of this, Marvin Elliot, unlike this sad excuse for a vegetable salad named “Darth Venomir”. But why, you ask! You incompetent buffoon! I am a trusted member of the Roleplay Control Committee, and a Profile Archivist. Unlike this person. I have been involved in all major RP events so far, I am helping set up new ones! Your destiny is controlled by ME! I have the combined strength of one of the strongest mutants, and a half-celestial! I am a God, and have the abilities of two of the best trained individuals in this RP! Cower before me, or planets will be destroyed, civilisations will be burned, chaos will be started, all by me. That is what happens to those who defy me! *Maniacal laugh as I walk off.*
Was that good?
That was amazing. not as good as mine.
You Buffoon! I will point out every error in your speech! If you truly wanted to insult me, then you would have called me "an incompetent vegetable!" which, by the way, YOU ARE. Your status OOC has nothing to do with this; if it did, then I could equally say I was a FOUNDING MEMBER OF SHARP. The only reason I never really joined this was because my enemy Drake had left, and I had no purpose. And exactly what major events are those? The attack on NYC I performed? Or a little bit of trouble in Gotham. Face it, I have every major villain besides maybe Dormammu. If you wanted a big event, you couldn't have any but maybe flashpoint. So there, insolent error in the path of the universe.
*Sneaks into being Marv while the others are monologuing*
@ Venomir: Very nice, you have made your point.
@ Ciar: Very nice, you have made your point.
@spooda: Are you entering the running alongside the other two?
@ Venomir + Ciar: Well, you both certainly have a knack for insulting me, which is so Marv I don't care to elaborate. All in all, you're still tied.
CIAR 4 - 4 VENOMIR
Ciar, you are indeed a very involved member and we all appreciate you, but the fact you chose to be a hero RPer over a villain puts you head-to-head.
If his excuse is very involved member, then remember how I helped set up Sharp? also, know I have been spending ALOT more time here than Star Wars. people are starting to notice.
*Maniacal laugh.* You idiot. You do not realise that I, yours truly, am a great RPer! I would be perfect for the role of this, Marvin Elliot, unlike this sad excuse for a vegetable salad named “Darth Venomir”. But why, you ask! You incompetent buffoon! I am a trusted member of the Roleplay Control Committee, and a Profile Archivist. Unlike this person. I have been involved in all major RP events so far, I am helping set up new ones! Your destiny is controlled by ME! I have the combined strength of one of the strongest mutants, and a half-celestial! I am a God, and have the abilities of two of the best trained individuals in this RP! Cower before me, or planets will be destroyed, civilisations will be burned, chaos will be started, all by me. That is what happens to those who defy me! *Maniacal laugh as I walk off.*
Was that good?
That was amazing. not as good as mine.
You Buffoon! I will point out every error in your speech! If you truly wanted to insult me, then you would have called me "an incompetent vegetable!" which, by the way, YOU ARE. Your status OOC has nothing to do with this; if it did, then I could equally say I was a FOUNDING MEMBER OF SHARP. The only reason I never really joined this was because my enemy Drake had left, and I had no purpose. And exactly what major events are those? The attack on NYC I performed? Or a little bit of trouble in Gotham. Face it, I have every major villain besides maybe Dormammu. If you wanted a big event, you couldn't have any but maybe flashpoint. So there, insolent error in the path of the universe.
It was a good speech. But not as good as this one.
You expired bottle of vegetable milk! You do not realise that YOU are the insolent error in the path of the universe. The only reason I didn’t join SHaRP when it started was because I wasn’t here! If I was I would be one of the first to join. And my OOC status has a lot to with this. You are saying that because I am more involved than you in RP affairs. And you forget what happens in this RP. You attacked Metropolis, not NYC. And there has been no trouble in Gotham, only in NYC. And this has potential. Should a person who doesn’t know what happens here really be it’s cruelest villain?! Finally, I point out that I have an X-Man, a Guardian of the Galaxy, a speedster and Justice League member. I could be part of any storyline I pleased. Now be gone, pitiful waste of space.
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I appreciate this. Although... Do my senses fail me in detecting an underlying hint of sarcasm? I'm currently unsure whether or not sarcasm would make me appreciate it more...
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