Archive of "Life on the LMB street- an LMB sitcom"

Episode 15: scene 3

 

Golden's POV: It was a real awkward moment. Everyone in the store just stopped, while the boss and the rest of us were just staring at him.

 

"When we gonna stop staring?" said Zapty.

 

"Um, hello Mr. Mark." said Crita.

 

Crita's POV: Right after I said that, everyone started pulling out their camera phones, video taping.

 

"ARE YOU BEATING UP A COSTUMER WITH PICKLE?!?" said the boss, who Mr. Mark, angrily.

 

"It's a cucumber for pete sake!" said M4.

 

"CAN IT, YOU! I'M TRYING TO YELL AT MY EMPLOYEE!" said Mr. Mark.

 

"I have a name ya' know. Just saying." said M4.

 

M4's POV: Yeah I went sarcastic on him, that's what he gets for calling my cucumbers a pickle.

"Crita, I have one thing to say to you, YOUR FIRED!" said Mr. Mark to Crita.

 

Golden's POV: That guy SERIOUSLY has a yelling problem.

 

"And you two over there, wrestling, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A WRESTLING ARENA TO YOU?!?"

 

"Yesss." said Zapty.

 

Zapty's POV: He really mad when I say that! He then kick us out of marketg, lieterly.

 

"Was that even legal?" said Golden, rubbing his bottom.

 

"YOU ALL ARE BANNED FROM THIS SHOP!" said Mr. Mark.

 

"Oh well, we'll just go to Brickmart instead then." said Golden.

 

"NEVERMIND, YOU ALL CAN COME BACK... TOMORROW!" yelled Mr. Mark.

 

"Golden..." said Crita, batting a cucumber in her hand.

 

"Run!" said Golden, as Golden, Zapty, and M4 ran as Crita was chasing them with the cucumber.

 

The next day in LMB street, Crita was wearing her zoo uniform.

 

"I see you got your zoo job back." said Golden.

 

"Yes, and here's a little something for having me assaulted by pickles yesterday." said Crita.

 

"Pickles!" yelled M4 out his house window.

 

Crita rolled her eyes, then shoot a bird out a sling-shot at Golden.

 

"Uh-oh." said Golden, as the bird hit him.

 

-credits roll-

"Next time on Life on the LMB street!"

 

Episode 16:

 

"Are you sure it's the best idea to bring Zapty to a library?"

Episode 16: Day at the library

 

Golden was walking out his house with books.

 

"Looks like I'm gonna need to walk to the library, since my car isn't working." saidGolden Golde to himself.

 

He then saw Crita and Zapty loading Crita's car with books

 

"Goingtothelibrary." saidCrita.

 

"You want come?" asked Zapty.

 

Golden's POV: I shouldn't have asked that question, seeing that Zapty was with her.

 

"Uhhhhhh." said Golden.

 

Crita's POV: Golden was obviously gonna say no, so I just pulled him aside.

 

"Excuse us, we have to 'talk' for a minute." said Crita, pulling Golden aside.

 

"Are you sure it's the best idea to take Zapty to a library?" said Golden.

 

"What's so bad about it?" said Crita.

 

"I can just tell that Zapty and a library don't mix well." said Golden.

 

"Will you PLEASE just come with us?" said Crita.

 

"No!" said Golden.

 

They then heard a loud rattling noise, they looked and saw Zapty with a hammer in his hand next to Golden's car that was now wrecked.

 

"Me try to fix car!" said Zapty.

 

"Meet you in the car." said Golden with a dull voice, walking into Crita's car.

 

-commercial break-

Episode 16: scene 3

 

Crita, Golden, and Zapt ywere thrown out the library.

 

"What about books?" said Zapty.

 

The librarian snatched the book away from Zapty and left, then Golden got on phone, and a few minutes got off.

 

"What was that about?" asked Crita.

 

"You know my friend, Ax9000?" said Golden.

 

"Yeah." said Crita.

 

"Well, lets just say that that librarian will get some books dropped on her head on the morning...." said Golden.

 

Golden's POV: I know revenge isn't always the best way, but after throwing me out, and spitting in my face, she's gonna get it.

 

-credits roll as theme song plays- 

"Next time on life on on the LMB street!"

 

Episode 17:

 

"Crita is THAT desperate that sheis gonna have Zapty water her flowers?"

Episode 17: scene 2

 

It was the day before Crita was coming back when Zapty was still spraying that green liquid stuff, and then Golden came.

 

Golden's POV: I should've took the job for watering Crita's flowers, becuase when I came out THE FLOWERS WERE DEAD!

 

"What did you do?!?" said Golden.

 

"Me soray flowers with this stuff! It called 'kaltanic akid'." said Zapty.

 

"Let me see." said Golden.

 

He read the bottle and it didn't say 'saltanic akid'.

 

"Zapty! This is 'saltanic acid'! As in 'aSid'!" said Golden.

 

"Whoops." said Zapty.

 

Then M4 came out.

 

"What's going on?" asked M4.

 

"Zapty sprayed Crita's flower with acid!" said Golden.

 

"That just great." said M4.

 

"M4! You have to plant cucumbers! Do you know any planting things that could help us out?" asked Golden.

 

"Not for this problem! Acid BURNS through stuff! WE can't just give it some water and expect everything to be fine!" said M4.

 

Golden looked at the flowers, not just dead but with holes in them.

 

"Great. Well plan B. We'll just buy some replacement flowers." said Golden.

 

"Sadly, that's not a good option. It's Spring, nearly all flowers have been bought up! And any store that has flowers have them at high prices!" said M4.

 

"Me have some flowers that I can use!" said Zapty.

 

"Good, just use those!" said Golden.

 

"Okay!" said Zapty, skipping into his house.

 

-commercial break-

 

Wanna know how to keep you flowers safe?

 

Keep them away from Zapty. 

Episode 18: Take Zapty to work day

 

It was a sunny day when Golden was getting ready to go to work, when Zapty came out.

 

Golden's POV: Wrong place, wrong time.

 

"Hello, Golden! What you doing?" said Zapty.

 

"Going to work." said Golden.

 

"Can me come with you?" asked Zapty.

 

"Don't you have work today?" said Golden.

 

"No, Mrs. Skuld said not to come to work today becuase he say I make mess of things." said Zapty.

 

Golden's POV: Zapty fun fact: He calls Skuld MRS. Skuld. Wired, right?

 

"Ugh, do have to come?" said Golden.

 

"Yes, please take me!" said Zapty.

 

"What about Mikemac?" asked Golden.

 

"The hut doesn't open 'till night, plus he say I mess up things, too!" said Zapty.

 

"How about Crita?" asked Golden.

 

"I let zebras free the last time I came to work with her." said Zapty.

 

"M4?"

 

"I mess up his cucumber store."

 

"Thorn?"

 

"He no have job."

 

"House work for Thorn?"

 

"I make mess of his house."

 

Golden sighed, the had a girn on his face.

 

"Ok, Zapty, you can come to work with me. And it's certainly not for revenge. MWAHAHAHA!" said Golden.

 

"What?" said Zapty.

 

"Just get in the car." said Golden.

 

-commercial break-

Episode 18: scene 3

 

Golden's POV: I'm gonna tell you straight foward what happened. I was fire because I wasn't supposed to be 'mean' to ppl and overuse my mall cop authoritie powers.

 

The next Golden was getting ready for his new-ish job.

 

"Hello, Golden! You getting ready for new job?" said Zapty.

 

"Yep! Now I'm the guard at the LMB department store!" said Golden.

 

"So it kind of same job?" asked Zapty.

 

"Yeah, although I don't have much room to do scooter tricks." said Golden.

 

Golden's POV: Ya' know, after thinking about that computer manager guy got me fired and now I can't do cool scooter tricks! I got EXTRA money for that! So it was time for more revenge.

 

"Hey Zapty, you know that computer manager guy?" said Golden.

 

Zapty nodded.

 

"Well he said he'd be GLAD to answer more of your questions!" said Golden.

 

"Yay! After me ask him more questions, can me come with you to your new job?" said Zapty.

 

"No!" replied Golden.

 

-credits roll as theme song plays-

"Next time on life on the LMB street!"

 

Episode 19:

 

"'LMB field day' is codeword for 'Sweating Day'."

Episode 19: scene 2

 

They had arrived at Post Park as there were lots of users there, too, chatting untill WA started talking on a microphone.

 

"Welcome all users! Are you excited fr LMB field day?" said WA.

 

"Yes!" said everyone, though Golden, m579, Zapty, M4, and Thorn were thinking 'no'.

 

"Ok! Lets start by running around the park for about 5 minutes! That should at least be a mile!" said WA.

 

Golden's POV: Running a mile? What is this, middle school?

 

"Hey, there's Nicole! I'll mett up what you guys later!" said Crita, catching up to Nicole.

 

By the time 5 minutes was up, the guys were on the ground, sweating and panting.

 

"This is WORST than middle school!" said Golden.

 

"You're telling me!" said m579.

 

"Me tired!" said Zapty.

 

"Must, get, to, cucumber water stand!" said M4, slowy crawling to a stand full of cucumber water.

 

Menwhile, Crita and Nicole were over at the water stand, and were watching the guys lay on the ground.

 

"Are they ok?" asked Nicole.

 

"Yeah, they are just REALLY out of shape." said Crita.

 

Now, back to they guys who are just getting up.

 

"Wait a minute, remember what I said about how field is easier for kids?" said Thorn.

 

"Yeah." they all said.

 

"We can sneak over and say were just really tallfor our age or something!" said Thorn.

 

"That idea doesn't sound to good, but were desperate so we'll do it!" said Golden.

 

So when they were'nt too tired anymore, they ran to the nearest elementary school.

 

-commercial break-

 

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