Post by Khan Noonian Singh on Jan 21, 2017 18:52:32 GMT
This is a Parody/Spinoff of the Star Trek Enterprise episode Kir'Shara.
Digs voice: Last time on Star Trek Eternalprise...
Dumbles: Open a channel Benboy: To who? Dumbles: The Nebula *Andorian ships fly out of the nebula*
Digs: I'm here to find the person who bombed the Earth embassy. Her name is SM13, and she looks a Karz of a lot like you!
Keplers: You don't trust Vulcans, Capitan, and given your experience with them, I can't say I blame you. The culture you've come to know isn't the one I helped to create. My people have strayed, and someone must restore them to the path Digs: You've got the wrong man Keplers: Sorry Capitan, there is an old earth expression: 'We're stuck with eachother'
Paccy: Why did you launch a shuttlepod? Benboy: Why the karz did you fire on it?
Benboy: How many warning shots do Vulcans usually fire? Dumbles: None
Dumbles: There are those on the High Command who wonder what Humans would achieve in the century to come, and they don't like the answer. Alemas: We're not the Klingons. We only want to be your partners, to do what the nations of Earth have learned to do: to work together in a common cause *Three explosions in rapid succession rock the building, smashing Alemas*
Digs voice: And now the continuation...
*Music* Starring: Digs as Capitan Archer Benboy as Comander Tucker Golymoly as Comander T'pol Kingwja as Lieutenant Reed Boomer as Ensign Mayweather Maggie as Ensign Sato Tuvok as Comander Shran Dumbles as Ambassador Soval SM13 as T'Pau AP as Ambassador Gral Sam as Vulcan Capitan *Music ends*
Post by Khan Noonian Singh on Mar 15, 2017 20:52:33 GMT
*On the bridge of Tuvok's ship* Benboy: Are we away from them? Tuvok: It appears so *SSTO, Webby, and another Starfleet oficer walk out of the turbolift* Tuvok: Dr. Webby, how is my First Officer's condition? Webby: She'll be fine, good thing she wasn't too close to the conduit that exploded. Tuvok: Good, return to your post Lieutenant! SSTO: Aye sir. *Benboy glances at the Starfleet Officer who came out of the Turbolift with SSTO and the Doctor* Benboy: I don't recall seeng you before, Crewman, what's your name? ???: I'm crewman Astrokid sir. Benboy: I don't recall that name either. Security! "Astrokid": Don't bother Commander. *Crewman "Astrokid" shape-shifts into a Suliban Cabal* *Benboy immediately recognizes him* Benboy: Gandy?! I thought you were dead! Gandy: That was in an alternate timeline, when your capitan destroyed the Temporal Conduit in that dreadful alternate timeline we were in, that timeline ceased to exist. Dumbles: Fascinating... Benboy: Well what the Karz are you doing here?! Gandy: Keeping an eye on you humans. Benboy: That can't be all. Gandy: I'm offended that you think that. Benboy: Glad to hear it. *Gandy sighs* To be continued...
*On the bridge of Tuvok's ship* Benboy: Are we away from them? Tuvok: It appears so *SSTO, Webby, and another Starfleet oficer walk out of the turbolift* Tuvok: Dr. Webby, how is my First Officer's condition? Webby: She'll be fine, good thing she wasn't too close to the conduit that exploded. Tuvok: Good, return to your post Lieutenant! SSTO: Aye sir. *Benboy glances at the Starfleet Officer who came out of the Turbolift with SSTO and the Doctor* Benboy: I don't recall seeng you before, Crewman, what's your name? ???: I'm crewman Astrokid sir. Benboy: I don't recall that name either. Security! "Astrokid": Don't bother Commander. *Crewman "Astrokid" shape-shifts into a Suliban Cabal* *Benboy immediately recognizes him* Benboy: Gandy?! I thought you were dead! Gandy: That was in an alternate timeline, when your capitan destroyed the Temporal Conduit in that dreadful alternate timeline we were in, that timeline ceased to exist. Dumbles: Fascinating... Benboy: Well what the Karz are you doing here?! Gandy: Keeping an eye on you humans. Benboy: That can't be all. Gandy: I'm offended that you think that. Benboy: Glad to hear it. *Gandy sighs* To be continued...
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Post by Khan Noonian Singh on Jan 7, 2018 14:34:11 GMT
Benboy: Tuvok, do you have a brig on this ship? Somewhere where we can put *Points at Gandy* him? Tuvok: Yes. Jonmbost, escort our, guest, to the brig. Gandy: I don't think so *Chameleons* Benboy: That's not good. *The ship shakes* Tuvok: Neither is that, we'll worry about your friend later, SSTO report! SSTO: The vulcans found a way to scan through the nebulae Tuvok; Get us out of here, maximum warp SSTO: Sir, the warp drive is offline! Tuvok: How? SSTO: The nebulae has affected it, we're dead in the water. Tuvok: Do we have weapons? Jonmbost: Yes sir! Tuvok: Divert warp power to weapons and fire on the vulcans, SSTO, move us out on thrusters. Jonmbot and SSTO at the same time: Aye sir! *The Andorian-Human fleet opens fire on the Vulcans* Benboy: I hope you noticed that the Tellarites aren't with the Vulcans. Tuvok: I have eyes pinkskin! They may be waiting for us on the other side of the nebulae. Benboy: What are we going to do? Tuvok: Do exactly what they don't expect, fly right into the Vulcan fleet. King: Sounds like a solid plan sir, would have thought of the same thing myself. Benboy: I'm sure you would have King. *The ship shakes with multiple impacts* SSTO: Shields are down to 60% sir! *The ship shakes again* SSTO: 50%! SSTO: Sir, we have warp power back! Tuvok: Engage maximum warp, and bring us out of it right in front of the enemy fleet. *As SSTO folows her orders the vulcan fleet sees something very odd, duplicates of the Andorian fleet, or so they appear, they fire at where the fleet used to be, only to hit absolutely nothing* Tuvok: It worked! Fire all weapons! SSTO: Firing sir. *The Andorian fleet succeeds in destroying several of the vulcan ships before they know what happened. But the vulcans reason it out fast and open fire* *A large jolt shakes Tuvoks ship and the bridge goes dark* To be continued...
Post by Khan Noonian Singh on Jan 7, 2018 15:27:51 GMT
Because I haven't posted in a long time, it's double chapter day.
*Sparks go off in the background as the lights return* *There is an erie silence as the crew returns to their posts* Tuvok: SSTO report! SSTO: The Vulcans are fleeing. Tuvok: We must have hit them good. SSTO: Sir! Our fleet, it's here! Tuvok: None too soon, hail the lead ship! *An andorian admiral appears on screen* MLB: We've successfully routed the vulcans, good job commander. Tuvok: Thank you sir. MLB: I'd say you are up for a promotion, how does Admiral Tuvok sound? Tuvok: It sounds great sir, thank you sir! MLB: I'll see to it that your promotion gets through, Admiral MLB out. *The channel closes* Benboy: Congratulations Tuvok, now... SSTO: Sir! We are getting a transmission from starfleet Tuvok: Put it though! Helios: I'd like to talk to Benboy. Benboy: Right here sir! Helios: You know you disobeyed orders warning the Andorians. Benboy: I'm sorry sir, but... Helios: Considering the circumstances, I'll let it pass, but if you pull another stunt like that I'll court martial you, or I'll promote you, either way you'll be in a lot of trouble. Benboy: Understood sir. Helios: I'm sorry to hear about the Eternalprise, we'll be giving your Capitan another ship. The NX 03. Benboy: I didn't know it was ready yet sir. Helios: It is, it's on it's way commander. Benboy: On behalf of Capitan digs I thank you, sir. Helios: It will rendezvous in three hours, Admiral Helios out. *The channel closes*
. . .
*In some room on some unknown planet* Guru: Sir, the Vulcan fleet has been routed by the Andorians, peace between the four powers is closer than before. *A Romulan admiral steps out of the shadows* Skul: We must release project Raptor at once, make the preparations. Guru: Already made sir. Skul: Good, release the warbird.
Post by Khan Noonian Singh on Jan 10, 2018 2:21:58 GMT
Episode Two
Digs voice: Last time on Star Trek Eternalprise
Benboy: ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP *The Eternalprise explodes*
RoG: The Eternalprise has been destroyed Helios: Launch the Columbia
*Human, Andorian, Vulcan, and Telarite ships exchange fire*
*SSTO's console explodes*
*Crewman "Astrokid shape-shifts into a suliban*
Tuvok: Engage maximum warp, and bring us out of it right in front of the enemy fleet. *Duplicates of the Andorian-Human fleet are seen*
*In a room on some unknown planet* Skul: Release the warbird.
Digs voice: And now the continuation
*Music* Starring: Digs as Capitan Archer Benboy as Comander Tucker Golymoly as Comander T'pol Kingwja as Lieutenant Reed Boomer as Ensign Mayweather Maggie as Ensign Sato Webby as Dr. Phlox Tuvok as Comander Shran Dumbles as Ambassador Soval *Music ends*
*In the mess hall of the Eternalprise NX-03 A*
Someone who sounds like Dumbles: Cast it into the fire. Destroy it! Isiludur! Boomer (Whispering): He sounds like the ambassador *A volcano is on the screen in front of them* The character referred to as Isiludur: No. *A jolt shakes the ship as the screen goes to static* King: What now? Digs on the comn: All hands to battle stations! Tactical alert! *The crew rushes to battle stations* Boomer: I guess they'll have to reschedule the movie. Bennboy: I'll see to it, I hear it's a classic. *Boomer, King, and Maggie enter the bridge* *A Tellarite ship is firing on the Eternalprise* Boomer: I thought there was an armistice King: That's more maneuverable than any Telarite ship I've ever seen. Digs: Fire forward cannons. *The Eternalprise fires on the Tellarite ship, but the Telarite ship evades the phase cannon blasts* Digs: Photonic torpedoes full spread! King: Firing *One of the torpedoes scores a hit and the "Tellarite" ship changes form* *The ship warps away* Digs: Have you seen any ship like that before? Golymoly: No Digs: Match course and speed, follow that ship! Boomer: Aye sir *The Eternalprise warps after the alien ship*
. . .
*In a room that could be a bridge* Guru: Sir, the holomatrix is fried. Skul: Start repairs. Keep the ship away from starfleet.
Post by Khan Noonian Singh on Jan 10, 2018 19:32:34 GMT
*On the bridge of Tuvok's flagship* *Sparks fly everywhere and a few fires are seen* Tuvok: Admiral Tuvok to engineering, engineering respond! *The ship shakes* Tuvok: Tellarites! They'll pay for this. *On the comn* This is Admiral Tuvok, all crew to the escape pods, abandon ship!
. . .
*On the Eternalprise* Maggie: Sir, we're picking up metallic readings right ahead of us. Digs: Drop out of warp, on screen! *The Eternalprise drops out of warp* King: Looks like it used to be a ship. Digs: Are there any escape pods? King: Yes sir, detecting three of them. Digs bring them into the launch bay, tell Dr. Webby to get down there with a medical unit. *The three escape pods are brought into the launch bay and opened, Tuvok, Jonmbost, and SSTO emerge* Digs: What happened? Tuvok: Telarites, they attacked us for no reason, they have obviously been upgrading their ships, their ship maneuvered like nothing I have ever seen before. Digs: We've been tracking a ship that appeared to be a Tellarite ship but changed form when we hit it, it might be the same ship. *Dr. Webby interrupts* Webby: Jonmbost has severe injuries, he'll smash if we don't get him to sickbay. Digs: We'll continue this conversation later, right now you'll probably want to get to sickbay. *Everyone leaves the room, going different ways* *Tuvok and Benboy cross paths on Tuvok's way to sickbay* Benboy: Look who's rescuing who now. Tuvok: The pinkskin's sense of humor.
. . .
*In the room that might be a bridge* Guru: Sir, we are approaching a Vulcan ship. Skul: Is the holomatrix fixed? Guru: Yes sir. Skul: Then use this skin *Hands Guru a datachip* and attack the Vulcans. *The Vulcan ship sees the "Eteternalprise" come out of warp and attck them*
Benboy: Tuvok, do you have a brig on this ship? Somewhere where we can put *Points at Gandy* him? Tuvok: Yes. Jonmbost, escort our, guest, to the brig. Gandy: I don't think so *Chameleons* Benboy: That's not good. *The ship shakes* Tuvok: Neither is that, we'll worry about your friend later, SSTO report! SSTO: The vulcans found a way to scan through the nebulae Tuvok; Get us out of here, maximum warp SSTO: Sir, the warp drive is offline! Tuvok: How? SSTO: The nebulae has affected it, we're dead in the water. Tuvok: Do we have weapons? Jonmbost: Yes sir! Tuvok: Divert warp power to weapons and fire on the vulcans, SSTO, move us out on thrusters. Jonmbot and SSTO at the same time: Aye sir! *The Andorian-Human fleet opens fire on the Vulcans* Benboy: I hope you noticed that the Tellarites aren't with the Vulcans. Tuvok: I have eyes pinkskin! They may be waiting for us on the other side of the nebulae. Benboy: What are we going to do? Tuvok: Do exactly what they don't expect, fly right into the Vulcan fleet. King: Sounds like a solid plan sir, would have thought of the same thing myself. Benboy: I'm sure you would have King. *The ship shakes with multiple impacts* SSTO: Shields are down to 60% sir! *The ship shakes again* SSTO: 50%! SSTO: Sir, we have warp power back! Tuvok: Engage maximum warp, and bring us out of it right in front of the enemy fleet. *As SSTO folows her orders the vulcan fleet sees something very odd, duplicates of the Andorian fleet, or so they appear, they fire at where the fleet used to be, only to hit absolutely nothing* Tuvok: It worked! Fire all weapons! SSTO: Firing sir. *The Andorian fleet succeeds in destroying several of the vulcan ships before they know what happened. But the vulcans reason it out fast and open fire* *A large jolt shakes Tuvoks ship and the bridge goes dark* To be continued...
*On the bridge of Tuvok's flagship* *Sparks fly everywhere and a few fires are seen* Tuvok: Admiral Tuvok to engineering, engineering respond! *The ship shakes* Tuvok: Tellarites! They'll pay for this. *On the comn* This is Admiral Tuvok, all crew to the escape pods, abandon ship!
. . .
*On the Eternalprise* Maggie: Sir, we're picking up metallic readings right ahead of us. Digs: Drop out of warp, on screen! *The Eternalprise drops out of warp* King: Looks like it used to be a ship. Digs: Are there any escape pods? King: Yes sir, detecting three of them. Digs bring them into the launch bay, tell Dr. Webby to get down there with a medical unit. *The three escape pods are brought into the launch bay and opened, Tuvok, Jonmbost, and SSTO emerge* Digs: What happened? Tuvok: Telarites, they attacked us for no reason, they have obviously been upgrading their ships, their ship maneuvered like nothing I have ever seen before. Digs: We've been tracking a ship that appeared to be a Tellarite ship but changed form when we hit it, it might be the same ship. *Dr. Webby interrupts* Webby: Jonmbost has severe injuries, he'll smash if we don't get him to sickbay. Digs: We'll continue this conversation later, right now you'll probably want to get to sickbay. *Everyone leaves the room, going different ways* *Tuvok and Benboy cross paths on Tuvok's way to sickbay* Benboy: Look who's rescuing who now. Tuvok: The pinkskin's sense of humor.
. . .
*In the room that might be a bridge* Guru: Sir, we are approaching a Vulcan ship. Skul: Is the holomatrix fixed? Guru: Yes sir. Skul: Then use this skin *Hands Guru a datachip* and attack the Vulcans. *The Vulcan ship sees the "Eteternalprise" come out of warp and attck them*
To be continued...
What? I'm injured? NOOOO!
I thought the Eternalprise was destroyed. Is that the replacement ship?
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