Post by metaknightfan4 on Jan 3, 2018 22:10:37 GMT
Story 1: How the Madness Began:
BillyCrankyViewer was at home, watching his TV.
"These shows are horrible." He decided, flipping through the channels. He finally found his favorite show, "Catastrophic Cookin'."
"Next, you place the chili powder into the rice!" the cook said.
"That's not going to end well." Billy chuckled.
"After this, you pour a bunch of hot sauce into it as well!" The cook said, pouring about half a bottle in. Billy was now smirking. "And now, it's time to dig in!" The cook said, putting a forkful of whatever the atrocity was called into his mouth.
The result was instantaneous.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The cook screamed, with the smoke alarm suddenly going off. Billy was now laughing, criticizing the foolishness of the chef as the director fired him on the set.
"Amateurs." Billy said, eating some not-hot sauce covered popcorn.
Sadly, the show ended, and it went onto "10 Ways to Keep your Closet Clean."
"They need better shows. Only one good show on the network won't do." Billy complained. (He's called BillyCrankyViewer for a reason.)
ELSEWHERE...
MKF4 had just finished watching "Catastrophic Cookin'."
"I love that show!" He said. However, he hated the other programs. "They need more good programs, however."
Just then, he got an idea. He went to his phone, and made a call.
"Yes? Please tell management I have a pitch for them..." MKF4 requested.
Post by metaknightfan4 on Jan 3, 2018 23:23:05 GMT
Part 2:
Somehow, the pitch was accepted. Everybody knows why. It's because MB Channel wanted better shows. Anyway, Glubby needed help, so he recruited some actors. It was time to begin!
ON THE OPENING EPISODE...
"Hello, everyone out there on your televisions!" MKF4 said. "Well, not ON your televisions. Watching your televisions. Anyway, to get started, we have several events tonight to entertain you with!" He announced. He began reading from a slip of paper. "Our first portion has a performance by-"
Just then, a hole was torn through the back wall, and HSDTSFCFTPs and Ciblast poured out.
"We're JUGGLING CHAINSAWS!!!" Ciblast hollered, with cheers coming from his odd friends.
"Are the chainsaws on?" MKF4 asked, unsurprised, but wondering if he should logically faint.
"YEAH!" Waffels, the only talking HSDTSFCFTP, answered.
"Swell. You can pay for any holes in the floor." MKF4 said, as the act got intense, and the spider-things started singing:
"LA LA LA LA LALA LA LA CHAINSAWS ARE FUN LA LA LA LA LA LA THEY'RE GREAT LA LA LA LA!"
"Those are all the lyrics you've got?" MKF4 asked, in disbelief.
"Better than the Smurfs." Ciblast said. Then they started juggling on unicycles.
ELSEWHERE...
BillyCrankyViewer was watching the show, not quite sure what he thought of it.
"This is the wildest thing since the bomb was placed in the pasta that one episode..." he decided.
Post by metaknightfan4 on Jan 4, 2018 16:48:24 GMT
Part 3:
After Ciblast finished up, he and his crazy crew started unicycling off the stage. However, one clumsy HSDTSFCFTP lost balance, and flew into another one. Soon, it was the biggest unicycle pile up since the unicycle incident of 2017. MKF4 groaned as a loose wheel rolled past, and he heard the moaning creatures and OP King.
"Heh heh... we'll clean that up." MKF4 said, motioning for the others to get on the set and help. bun02, stall for us.
"WHAT!? But I wasn't ready!" Bun panicked. "What do I do!?"
"Sing something. You love singing." MKF4 suggested.
"What do I sing?" Bun asked.
"SING THE CHAINSAW SONG!" Ciblast yelled from beneath the unicycle pile, with cheers accompanying it.
"NO." Bun firmly said.
"Auld Lang Syne? It is the new year." Ciblast asked.
"I don't know the lyrics." Bun said.
"Just sing some Disney tune." MKF4 said. "Guys, clean up this mess!" Bun began singing something out of a Disney movie, while everyone else set to work on cleaning up.
"We don't have a bulldozer." @animalhelper123 said, ending that idea.
"Just get me out before she starts singing 'Let It Go!'" Ciblast yelled.
"Quiet! This is live TV." MKF4 said.
"I heard that, Ciblast!" Bun yelled from the center of the set.
LATER...
Bun was starting to lose her voice after going through the albums of 12 different movies, and only two unicycles had been moved.
"Someone get Bun water." MKF4 ordered. Waffle did so, and Bun went through a whole bottle.
"I'm hungry!" Waffels complained.
"Once you get out, Waffleboy has some waffles waiting, you clumsy things." Ciar growled. Cheers came from the pile, and the HSDTSFCFTPs squirmed and wiggled their way out of the pile, dragging the unicycles and Ciblast with them. Everyone simply stood there in shock, until Bun broke the silence.
"You mean I sang through 13 albums and came close to losing my voice, when they coul- COUGH!" Bun complained, before she completely lost her voice.
ELSEWHERE...
BillyCrankyViewer had watched the whole thing. Listened to 13 Disney albums.
"The sad thing is, that was better preparation than the season finale of 'Wakeboarding 101.' Those riders were strange looking, though." He grumbled.
After Ciblast finished up, he and his crazy crew started unicycling off the stage. However, one clumsy HSDTSFCFTP lost balance, and flew into another one. Soon, it was the biggest unicycle pile up since the unicycle incident of 2017. MKF4 groaned as a loose wheel rolled past, and he heard the moaning creatures and OP King.
"Heh heh... we'll clean that up." MKF4 said, motioning for the others to get on the set and help. bun02 , stall for us.
"WHAT!? But I wasn't ready!" Bun panicked. "What do I do!?"
"Sing something. You love singing." MKF4 suggested.
"What do I sing?" Bun asked.
"SING THE CHAINSAW SONG!" Ciblast yelled from beneath the unicycle pile, with cheers accompanying it.
"NO." Bun firmly said.
"Auld Lang Syne? It is the new year." Ciblast asked.
"I don't know the lyrics." Bun said.
"Just sing some Disney tune." MKF4 said. "Guys, clean up this mess!" Bun began singing something out of a Disney movie, while everyone else set to work on cleaning up.
"We don't have a bulldozer." @animalhelper123 said, ending that idea.
"Just get me out before she starts singing 'Let It Go!'" Ciblast yelled.
"Quiet! This is live TV." MKF4 said.
"I heard that, Ciblast!" Bun yelled from the center of the set.
LATER...
Bun was starting to lose her voice after going through the albums of 12 different movies, and only two unicycles had been moved.
"Someone get Bun water." MKF4 ordered. Waffle did so, and Bun went through a whole bottle.
"I'm hungry!" Waffels complained.
"Once you get out, Waffleboy has some waffles waiting, you clumsy things." Ciar growled. Cheers came from the pile, and the HSDTSFCFTPs squirmed and wiggled their way out of the pile, dragging the unicycles and Ciblast with them. Everyone simply stood there in shock, until Bun broke the silence.
"You mean I sang through 13 albums and came close to losing my voice, when they coul- COUGH!" Bun complained, before she completely lost her voice.
ELSEWHERE...
BillyCrankyViewer had watched the whole thing. Listened to 13 Disney albums.
"The sad thing is, that was better preparation than the season finale of 'Wakeboarding 101.' Those riders were strange looking, though." He grumbled.
Are you kidding me I'm not a dream crusher you know
After Ciblast finished up, he and his crazy crew started unicycling off the stage. However, one clumsy HSDTSFCFTP lost balance, and flew into another one. Soon, it was the biggest unicycle pile up since the unicycle incident of 2017. MKF4 groaned as a loose wheel rolled past, and he heard the moaning creatures and OP King.
"Heh heh... we'll clean that up." MKF4 said, motioning for the others to get on the set and help. bun02 , stall for us.
"WHAT!? But I wasn't ready!" Bun panicked. "What do I do!?"
"Sing something. You love singing." MKF4 suggested.
"What do I sing?" Bun asked.
"SING THE CHAINSAW SONG!" Ciblast yelled from beneath the unicycle pile, with cheers accompanying it.
"NO." Bun firmly said.
"Auld Lang Syne? It is the new year." Ciblast asked.
"I don't know the lyrics." Bun said.
"Just sing some Disney tune." MKF4 said. "Guys, clean up this mess!" Bun began singing something out of a Disney movie, while everyone else set to work on cleaning up.
"We don't have a bulldozer." @animalhelper123 said, ending that idea.
"Just get me out before she starts singing 'Let It Go!'" Ciblast yelled.
"Quiet! This is live TV." MKF4 said.
"I heard that, Ciblast!" Bun yelled from the center of the set.
LATER...
Bun was starting to lose her voice after going through the albums of 12 different movies, and only two unicycles had been moved.
"Someone get Bun water." MKF4 ordered. Waffle did so, and Bun went through a whole bottle.
"I'm hungry!" Waffels complained.
"Once you get out, Waffleboy has some waffles waiting, you clumsy things." Ciar growled. Cheers came from the pile, and the HSDTSFCFTPs squirmed and wiggled their way out of the pile, dragging the unicycles and Ciblast with them. Everyone simply stood there in shock, until Bun broke the silence.
"You mean I sang through 13 albums and came close to losing my voice, when they coul- COUGH!" Bun complained, before she completely lost her voice.
ELSEWHERE...
BillyCrankyViewer had watched the whole thing. Listened to 13 Disney albums.
"The sad thing is, that was better preparation than the season finale of 'Wakeboarding 101.' Those riders were strange looking, though." He grumbled.
Are you kidding me I'm not a dream crusher you know
Post by metaknightfan4 on Jan 24, 2018 0:54:55 GMT
Part 4: After Bun was escorted off the stage, Glubby began announcing the next portion. "Next, we have an original script to perform. It's called, 'Ciblast in a tree.'" A giant Christmas Tree was plopped onto the set, and Ciblast shimmied up. He instantly burst into song, with millions of Christmas lights flashing.
"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY FALALALALALALA LA LA LA LA!!!" He shrieked, sending shudders down several users' spines.
"Wrong tree." Glubby bluntly said, causing Ciblast to grumble about how unfair the show business is while leaping down and unstringing the lights. An Acacia was soon placed instead, and Ciblast shimmed up again, now with a piece of paper. Others came in as well, and Ciblast began reading the script. He read, in a VERY. BORED. VOICE...
"Oh no... I'm stuck in a tree." He said, topped off with a yawn. Ciar was growling at the performance, but read his line.
"Oh no! Ciblast's in a tree! How should we get him down?" He asked.
"I'll just climb down." Ciblast said, coming down as quickly as he came up. Glubby facepalmed, and whispered something in Ciblast's ear. "OH!" Ciblast said, and he went back up the tree. He then read the line he was supposed to read. "I'M TOO SCARED TO CLIMB DOWN!!!" He hollered.
"No kidding." Guru weakly uttered.
"We'll just have to use a ladder." Waffle said. The users sauntered off, and soon came back with a ladder. Waffle came up, but Ciblast refused to use it.
"I want EVERYONE ON THE LADDER!" Ciblast said.
"Why?" Glubby asked, worried.
"Because!" Ciblast said. Everyone else soon piled onto the ladder.
"There. We're all on the ladder. Why did you want us up here?" Ciar asked.
"So I could do THIS!" Ciblast said, pushing the ladder backwards.
"Well, this is unfortunate." Glubby sadly said, as he fell.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed, except Bun, though she was making expressions of fear and annoyance, waving her arms about. Ciblast was still in the tree, laughing at the massive crash. Guru was up in an instant.
"That wasn't part of the script! He was supposed to get down!" He yelled.
"This means WAR!" Ciar agreed. Bun nodded in agreement.
Part 4: After Bun was escorted off the stage, Glubby began announcing the next portion. "Next, we have an original script to perform. It's called, 'Ciblast in a tree.'" A giant Christmas Tree was plopped onto the set, and Ciblast shimmied up. He instantly burst into song, with millions of Christmas lights flashing.
"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY FALALALALALALA LA LA LA LA!!!" He shrieked, sending shudders down several users' spines.
"Wrong tree." Glubby bluntly said, causing Ciblast to grumble about how unfair the show business is while leaping down and unstringing the lights. An Acacia was soon placed instead, and Ciblast shimmed up again, now with a piece of paper. Others came in as well, and Ciblast began reading the script. He read, in a VERY. BORED. VOICE...
"Oh no... I'm stuck in a tree." He said, topped off with a yawn. Ciar was growling at the performance, but read his line.
"Oh no! Ciblast's in a tree! How should we get him down?" He asked.
"I'll just climb down." Ciblast said, coming down as quickly as he came up. Glubby facepalmed, and whispered something in Ciblast's ear. "OH!" Ciblast said, and he went back up the tree. He then read the line he was supposed to read. "I'M TOO SCARED TO CLIMB DOWN!!!" He hollered.
"No kidding." Guru weakly uttered.
"We'll just have to use a ladder." Waffle said. The users sauntered off, and soon came back with a ladder. Waffle came up, but Ciblast refused to use it.
"I want EVERYONE ON THE LADDER!" Ciblast said.
"Why?" Glubby asked, worried.
"Because!" Ciblast said. Everyone else soon piled onto the ladder.
"There. We're all on the ladder. Why did you want us up here?" Ciar asked.
"So I could do THIS!" Ciblast said, pushing the ladder backwards.
"Well, this is unfortunate." Glubby sadly said, as he fell.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed, except Bun, though she was making expressions of fear and annoyance, waving her arms about. Ciblast was still in the tree, laughing at the massive crash. Guru was up in an instant.
"That wasn't part of the script! He was supposed to get down!" He yelled.
"This means WAR!" Ciar agreed. Bun nodded in agreement.
And so, the first war on the TV show began.
This is amazing. I want to be the deadpan sarcastic one!
Post by metaknightfan4 on Mar 21, 2018 20:03:18 GMT
Part 5: Mayhem broke out. Ciblast was dodging water bottles, tree branches, the ladder, and then some while making insulting remarks about their aim. "You couldn't hit a barn size-OOF!" He was saying, before bun02 scored a direct hit with a water bottle, knocking him off the tree.
"Take that!" gurnechnaz gloated. However, Ciblast was now back on his feet, and began a counterattack. HSDTSFCFTPs charged into the room, swinging swords at everyone. Soon, everything was on fire, and Glubby was trying to figure out what to do about the show.
"Guys, we're on live tv." He said. Nobody heard him. "We're going to pause for a commercial break..."
USED CAR SALE!!! THESE CARS ARE THE TOPS! SUCH VALUE! SUCH DURABILITY! EACH CAR COMES EQUIPPED WITH DOORS, ENGINES, AND EVEN 4 FREE TIRES ALREADY INSTALLED*!!! THAT'S RIGHT, 4 FREE TIRES!!! COME NOW, BEFORE THE DEAL ENDS!!!
*Tires may be limited or prohibited in certain areas.
*Resuming show*
The room was a mess by the time the commercial ended. However, the fight was still going. Soon, @animalhelper123 stepped on Waffels' toe. All the HSDTSFCFTPs gasped in horror, and a few began crying over the minor pain Waffels was experiencing. They then intensified the attack.
"MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO WAFFELS!!!" Ciblast ordered. The users were overrun by HSDTSFCFTPs, until Glubby pulled out a bowl of salt.
"I have salt!" Glubby threatened.
"So, what?" Ciblast asked.
"I'll put salt on all your cookies!" Glubby said. Screams broke out from everyone in the room, and Ciar tripped on a spotlight. The fight quickly ended, now that they were under threat. Soon, everything was cleaned up.
Post by metaknightfan4 on Mar 21, 2018 22:19:19 GMT
OFF THE CUT PRESENTS: Trouble Clef
OR...
One Song Too Many
It was afternoon at the Disney Karoke Bar. K66 walked in. "Hello, bun02! How are things?"
"Terrible!" Bun responded. HE'S back.
"Oh no. Not HIM again." K66 grumbled. Glubby was on the stage, and was shrieking non-Disney songs into the mic.
"YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN!!!" He sang.
"He's been here all day, singing Peanuts music! We've got to stop him!" Bun said. The two walked up to the stage. "Glubby, you're done. Let someone else sing."
"Alright." Glubby said, and he hopped down.
"That was surprisingly ea-" K66 was saying, when she was cut off.
"NOBLE HALTMANN, WE ADORE HIM!!!" GalactaKnightFan8 now had the mic, and was playing some Kirby tunes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bun screamed, and she ran out of the room sobbing.
Part 5: Mayhem broke out. Ciblast was dodging water bottles, tree branches, the ladder, and then some while making insulting remarks about their aim. "You couldn't hit a barn size-OOF!" He was saying, before bun02 scored a direct hit with a water bottle, knocking him off the tree.
It was afternoon at the Disney Karoke Bar. K66 walked in. "Hello, bun02 ! How are things?"
"Terrible!" Bun responded. HE'S back.
"Oh no. Not HIM again." K66 grumbled. Glubby was on the stage, and was shrieking non-Disney songs into the mic.
"YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN!!!" He sang.
"He's been here all day, singing Peanuts music! We've got to stop him!" Bun said. The two walked up to the stage. "Glubby, you're done. Let someone else sing."
"Alright." Glubby said, and he hopped down.
"That was surprisingly ea-" K66 was saying, when she was cut off.
"NOBLE HALTMANN, WE ADORE HIM!!!" GalactaKnightFan8 now had the mic, and was playing some Kirby tunes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bun screamed, and she ran out of the room sobbing.
End of Off the Cut.
*shakes head* Tsktsktsktsk. You should know I wouldn't give up that easy, Glubby.
I like the advertisement for the Karaoke Bar, though.
