Post by ArmoredBricks on Mar 29, 2018 17:18:43 GMT
Turaga Vetruvius' Prophecy: (A.K.A the dumbest bionicle poem ever)
"When time is Old, Makuta reigns, Eating burgers with ketchup made by heinz, Freedom is all but forgot, help will come in the form of a bot! And with great power every hour will take makuta down, smash his iron crown, And Freedom shall be giv'n. Matoran will be live'n, This will happen through many times, All this is true-Because it rhymes."
One day, when someone was dying Someone else was mourning and crying. Then someone climbed a tower. To pick a colorful flower. When bad cop came, he waved a grappling hook And then that person fell, and was transported into a story book.
And all this is true because it rhymes. Vesuvius 201418
Turaga Vetruvius' Prophecy: (A.K.A the dumbest bionicle poem ever)
"When time is Old, Makuta reigns, Eating burgers with ketchup made by heinz, Freedom is all but forgot, help will come in the form of a bot! And with great power every hour will take makuta down, smash his iron crown, And Freedom shall be giv'n. Matoran will be live'n, This will happen through many times, All this is true-Because it rhymes."
XD Vetruvius should seriously be a Turaga.
Uh... hate to be the jerk that points this out, but uh... reigns and Heinz don't really rhyme ._.
NOW reigns and HANES, those do rhyme, and underwear jokes are funny, so there.
Turaga Vetruvius' Prophecy: (A.K.A the dumbest bionicle poem ever)
"When time is Old, Makuta reigns, Eating burgers with ketchup made by heinz, Freedom is all but forgot, help will come in the form of a bot! And with great power every hour will take makuta down, smash his iron crown, And Freedom shall be giv'n. Matoran will be live'n, This will happen through many times, All this is true-Because it rhymes."
XD Vetruvius should seriously be a Turaga.
Uh... hate to be the jerk that points this out, but uh... reigns and Heinz don't really rhyme ._.
NOW reigns and HANES, those do rhyme, and underwear jokes are funny, so there.
I pronounce those two words the same, and the poem was supposed to be dumb.
Heinz ist ein Deutschland-! ...shoot. I don't know the word for "word" in German
But um -- yes. Heinz is a German word, and thus, the only pronunciation that can be considered correct is the German one.
Like, it was meant to be a joke, not meant to rhyme well?!?! And if you read it in an Australian accent, it does rhyme, mate!
'Oy mayte you traiyin to implai we Aussies pronounce the word "reigns" like "rines"? Now that's just downroight offensive mayte. Wait a minute... I'm Irish, not Australian
Does no one realize that the wizard's name is Vetruvius? Vesuvius was a volcano that burned Pompeii.
A volcano will erupt It will seem rather abrupt Few will escape the clutches of fate The ash will turn them into LEGO bricks and they will be found frozen wearing stylish kicks
When Adams flesh and Adams bone.... wait, I think this is taken... try two!
Once, there was a prince, and he did always sway, for no-one came hence to help him rightly say, that he loves sense, more every day, and he was sat on a fence, and signalled to far away, until the day Spence, signalled back his way. And so he sways no more, for someone came to say, that he loved sense, more every day!
And this is all true, because it rhymes Not my best work, but I'll post a serious one as well
