The teal astronaut suddenly vanishes, before reappearing behind Kestrel and delivering a punishing slash with his sword.
"Let your paranoia be the end of you!"
He then continues to unleash a series of brutal sword swings.
OOC: A little OP. Kestrel possesses a fully automatic rifle and it seems so does Philip. Both our characters are shooting at you simultaneously. What is your character anyway? A demi god? I'm not saying you have to be smashed quickly, but you do have to react in a realistic fashion.
IC: Kestrel's heavy military-grade armor protects him from the initial slash. He spins in surprise and catches a small slice on his left arm. He then pulls an automatic pistol and fires multiple shots while backing away. Seeing as how the teal astronaut is able to deflect each of the pistol bullets, he then drops the pistol and draws his machete out from the sheath on his side. After slinging his automatic over his back, Kestrel parries. "You're the one who SHOULD be paranoid."
OOC: He is Emarcee, of the Queue of Em. And mere mortals with guns can't defeat him
IC: Emarcee's technique is too fast, and he is able to get some swings in at Kestrel despite his best efforts to parry Emarcee.
"You're the one who started shooting me first -- and nobody I meet survives after such an act. Nobody. You will not be an exception to this rule."
OOC: A little OP. Kestrel possesses a fully automatic rifle and it seems so does Philip. Both our characters are shooting at you simultaneously. What is your character anyway? A demi god? I'm not saying you have to be smashed quickly, but you do have to react in a realistic fashion.
IC: Kestrel's heavy military-grade armor protects him from the initial slash. He spins in surprise and catches a small slice on his left arm. He then pulls an automatic pistol and fires multiple shots while backing away. Seeing as how the teal astronaut is able to deflect each of the pistol bullets, he then drops the pistol and draws his machete out from the sheath on his side. After slinging his automatic over his back, Kestrel parries. "You're the one who SHOULD be paranoid."
OOC: He is Emarcee, of the Queue of Em. And mere mortals with guns can't defeat him
IC: Emarcee's technique is too fast, and he is able to get some swings in at Kestrel despite his best efforts to parry Emarcee.
"You're the one who started shooting me first -- and nobody I meet survives after such an act. Nobody. You will not be an exception to this rule."
OOC: Still OP.
IC: Kestrel realizes that Emarcee is somehow supernaturally enhanced. He continues to parry then suddenly stops and backs up. "We don't HAVE to fight. I only attacked you 'cause I believed you were an insane spammer. I now see you are a uninfected, but still insane. Please, allow us to solve our differences in a civil and cordial manner. The key to survival is not in fighting but in getting along with those around you." Kestrel holds out his right hand to shake yours.
OOC: A little OP. Kestrel possesses a fully automatic rifle and it seems so does Philip. Both our characters are shooting at you simultaneously. What is your character anyway? A demi god? I'm not saying you have to be smashed quickly, but you do have to react in a realistic fashion.
IC: Kestrel's heavy military-grade armor protects him from the initial slash. He spins in surprise and catches a small slice on his left arm. He then pulls an automatic pistol and fires multiple shots while backing away. Seeing as how the teal astronaut is able to deflect each of the pistol bullets, he then drops the pistol and draws his machete out from the sheath on his side. After slinging his automatic over his back, Kestrel parries. "You're the one who SHOULD be paranoid."
OOC: He is Emarcee, of the Queue of Em. And mere mortals with guns can't defeat him
IC: Emarcee's technique is too fast, and he is able to get some swings in at Kestrel despite his best efforts to parry Emarcee.
"You're the one who started shooting me first -- and nobody I meet survives after such an act. Nobody. You will not be an exception to this rule."
I'm not fighting but.... like Torahvision said your guy seems a little too OP...
OOC: He is Emarcee, of the Queue of Em. And mere mortals with guns can't defeat him
IC: Emarcee's technique is too fast, and he is able to get some swings in at Kestrel despite his best efforts to parry Emarcee.
"You're the one who started shooting me first -- and nobody I meet survives after such an act. Nobody. You will not be an exception to this rule."
OOC: Still OP.
IC: Kestrel realizes that Emarcee is somehow supernaturally enhanced. He continues to parry then suddenly stops and backs up. "We don't HAVE to fight. I only attacked you 'cause I believed you were an insane spammer. I now see you are a uninfected, but still insane. Please, allow us to solve our differences in a civil and cordial manner. The key to survival is not in fighting but in getting along with those around you." Kestrel holds out his right hand to shake yours.
OOC: I prefer the term "challenging"
IC: Emarcee quite literally has to grasp his right arm to stop himself from horribly hurting Kestrel, who somehow survived this entire thing
"Such an assumption could only be arrived at by a complete fool, I hope you know that. I could have destroyed you all if this had gone on any longer."
He teleports to the position he was in when he first met the group.
"You really should leave this place, and rejoin society. New leadership has arisen. The world you have been living in no longer exists -- it has been fixed."
IC: Kestrel realizes that Emarcee is somehow supernaturally enhanced. He continues to parry then suddenly stops and backs up. "We don't HAVE to fight. I only attacked you 'cause I believed you were an insane spammer. I now see you are a uninfected, but still insane. Please, allow us to solve our differences in a civil and cordial manner. The key to survival is not in fighting but in getting along with those around you." Kestrel holds out his right hand to shake yours.
OOC: I prefer the term "challenging"
IC: Emarcee quite literally has to grasp his right arm to stop himself from horribly hurting Kestrel, who somehow survived this entire thing
"Such an assumption could only be arrived at by a complete fool, I hope you know that. I could have destroyed you all if this had gone on any longer."
He teleports to the position he was in when he first met the group.
"You really should leave this place, and rejoin society. New leadership has arisen. The world you have been living in no longer exists -- it has been fixed."
Kestrel slightly turns from Emarcee's direct vision and mouths the word, "moron" to Philip and Emy. He slowly returns back to face Emarcee. "Listen, we got it. You believe there's some crazy new land that has arisen to replace the LMBs. I tell you that is not true, but we will take your word for it and allow you to leave us unharmed. In turn, allow us to believe in the reality that we are the remnants of the LMBs and are attempting to survive the fall out of the LMBs apocalypse which is now LMBE. With that, Kestrel kneels down and begins treating Billythecorndog's leg wound. "Now, if you and all your 'greatness' would be so kind as to heal this wound in any OP manner you so choose, that would be GREAT." He smirks.
IC: Emarcee quite literally has to grasp his right arm to stop himself from horribly hurting Kestrel, who somehow survived this entire thing
"Such an assumption could only be arrived at by a complete fool, I hope you know that. I could have destroyed you all if this had gone on any longer."
He teleports to the position he was in when he first met the group.
"You really should leave this place, and rejoin society. New leadership has arisen. The world you have been living in no longer exists -- it has been fixed."
Kestrel slightly turns from Emarcee's direct vision and mouths the word, "moron" to Philip and Emy. He slowly returns back to face Emarcee. "Listen, we got it. You believe there's some crazy new land that has arisen to replace the LMBs. I tell you that is not true, but we will take your word for it and allow you to leave us unharmed. In turn, allow us to believe in the reality that we are the remnants of the LMBs and are attempting to survive the fall out of the LMBs apocalypse which is now LMBE. With that, Kestrel kneels down and begins treating Billythecorndog's leg wound. "Now, if you and all your 'greatness' would be so kind as to heal this wound in any OP manner you so choose, that would be GREAT." He smirks.
"Morons. Idiots. All of you! I will not stand here and be insulted! The world has been fixed I tell you! To not believe as such is folly!"
Electricity begins to crackle about Emarcee's body.
Kestrel slightly turns from Emarcee's direct vision and mouths the word, "moron" to Philip and Emy. He slowly returns back to face Emarcee. "Listen, we got it. You believe there's some crazy new land that has arisen to replace the LMBs. I tell you that is not true, but we will take your word for it and allow you to leave us unharmed. In turn, allow us to believe in the reality that we are the remnants of the LMBs and are attempting to survive the fall out of the LMBs apocalypse which is now LMBE. With that, Kestrel kneels down and begins treating Billythecorndog's leg wound. "Now, if you and all your 'greatness' would be so kind as to heal this wound in any OP manner you so choose, that would be GREAT." He smirks.
"Morons. Idiots. All of you! I will not stand here and be insulted! The world has been fixed I tell you! To not believe as such is folly!"
Electricity begins to crackle about Emarcee's body.
" You... YOUR IDIOCY MUST BE PUNISHED!!"
Emarcee then proceeds to electrocute... everyone.
OOC: Super Duper DUPER Over Powering!!!
IC: "Why are you so concerned about our "welfare" if you're just going to electrocute as many of us as you can? Clearly proves how diseased you are in the head." Kestrel glances back to Billy. He places a wad of various herbs on it. "You should heal from this in about four days. Just be sure to post clearly and concisely." He winks and stands up, facing Emarcee. "If you wanna be OP.... then I'll have to be OP to combat you!" Kestrel grabs 15 bazookas at once and begins accurately firing them in Emarcee's direction. "Eat this, you OP goon!"
{JAMMERS! -All MB Apocolypse RPers- ONLY!} Remember, this is Kestrel talking to Emarcee. Not me talking to you. ;)The last few sentences were kind of a joke...
"Morons. Idiots. All of you! I will not stand here and be insulted! The world has been fixed I tell you! To not believe as such is folly!"
Electricity begins to crackle about Emarcee's body.
" You... YOUR IDIOCY MUST BE PUNISHED!!"
Emarcee then proceeds to electrocute... everyone.
OOC: Super Duper DUPER Over Powering!!!
IC: "Why are you so concerned about our "welfare" if you're just going to electrocute as many of us as you can? Clearly proves how diseased you are in the head." Kestrel glances back to Billy. He places a wad of various herbs on it. "You should heal from this in about four days. Just be sure to post clearly and concisely." He winks and stands up, facing Emarcee. "If you wanna be OP.... then I'll have to be OP to combat you!" Kestrel grabs 15 bazookas at once and begins accurately firing them in Emarcee's direction. "Eat this, you OP goon!"
{JAMMERS! -All MB Apocolypse RPers- ONLY!} Remember, this is Kestrel talking to Emarcee. Not me talking to you. ;)The last few sentences were kind of a joke...
Emarcee stops shooting electricity just long enough to telekinetically repulse the bazooka ammo right back and Kestrel.
"This... THIS! Is a matter of honor now!"
OOC: you realise of course these powers themselves aren't that hard to overcome, right?
{JAMMERS! Billythecorndog ONLY!} Alright. After my character deals with the new psycho he'll attempt to attend to you. And next time, would you convey those types of messages in jammers? It just helps to conceal spoilers for the other players.
IC: "Why are you so concerned about our "welfare" if you're just going to electrocute as many of us as you can? Clearly proves how diseased you are in the head." Kestrel glances back to Billy. He places a wad of various herbs on it. "You should heal from this in about four days. Just be sure to post clearly and concisely." He winks and stands up, facing Emarcee. "If you wanna be OP.... then I'll have to be OP to combat you!" Kestrel grabs 15 bazookas at once and begins accurately firing them in Emarcee's direction. "Eat this, you OP goon!"
{JAMMERS! -All MB Apocolypse RPers- ONLY!} Remember, this is Kestrel talking to Emarcee. Not me talking to you. ;)The last few sentences were kind of a joke...
Emarcee stops shooting electricity just long enough to telekinetically repulse the bazooka ammo right back and Kestrel.
"This... THIS! Is a matter of honor now!"
OOC: you realise of course these powers themselves aren't that hard to overcome, right?
OOC: Telekinesis? Nah. And light speed reflexes can make you dodge anything too...
Philip laughs at Emarcee trying to electrocute him as he reloads his rifle. He seems to be untouched by the electricity.
"Pffft. Electricity? Won't you people never learn. A thousand people have tried it against me. But it doesn't work. I have armour, dear friends. Steel plate armour. It forms what is called a Faraday Cage. I knew passing by that museum was a good idea..."
This sentence being finished, he jumps behind cover and sprays Emarcee's area with bullets, leaving little to no dodging space.
Emarcee stops shooting electricity just long enough to telekinetically repulse the bazooka ammo right back and Kestrel.
"This... THIS! Is a matter of honor now!"
OOC: you realise of course these powers themselves aren't that hard to overcome, right?
OOC: Telekinesis? Nah. And light speed reflexes can make you dodge anything too...
Philip laughs at Emarcee trying to electrocute him as he reloads his rifle. He seems to be untouched by the electricity.
"Pffft. Electricity? Won't you people never learn. A thousand people have tried it against me. But it doesn't work. I have armour, dear friends. Steel plate armour. It forms what is called a Faraday Cage. I knew passing by that museum was a good idea..."
This sentence being finished, he jumps behind cover and sprays Emarcee's area with bullets, leaving little to no dodging space.
Kestrel, in a burst of OP glory, dodges each and every rebounding bazooka blast. In retaliation, he slings his automatic rifle into position and charges it with some power cell. "This is a power cell that I've made just for these type of OP battles. It fires laser bolts faster than light speed allowing for no dodging." Kestrel grins evilly and fires a plethora of blasts in your direction along with Philip's.
OOC: Telekinesis? Nah. And light speed reflexes can make you dodge anything too...
Philip laughs at Emarcee trying to electrocute him as he reloads his rifle. He seems to be untouched by the electricity.
"Pffft. Electricity? Won't you people never learn. A thousand people have tried it against me. But it doesn't work. I have armour, dear friends. Steel plate armour. It forms what is called a Faraday Cage. I knew passing by that museum was a good idea..."
This sentence being finished, he jumps behind cover and sprays Emarcee's area with bullets, leaving little to no dodging space.
Kestrel, in a burst of OP glory, dodges each and every rebounding bazooka blast. In retaliation, he slings his automatic rifle into position and charges it with some power cell. "This is a power cell that I've made just for these type of OP battles. It fires laser bolts faster than light speed allowing for no dodging." Kestrel grins evilly and fires a plethora of blasts in your direction along with Philip's.
OOC: Lasers are light, thus travel at it's speed...
Emarcee stops shooting electricity just long enough to telekinetically repulse the bazooka ammo right back and Kestrel.
"This... THIS! Is a matter of honor now!"
OOC: you realise of course these powers themselves aren't that hard to overcome, right?
OOC: Telekinesis? Nah. And light speed reflexes can make you dodge anything too...
Philip laughs at Emarcee trying to electrocute him as he reloads his rifle. He seems to be untouched by the electricity.
"Pffft. Electricity? Won't you people never learn. A thousand people have tried it against me. But it doesn't work. I have armour, dear friends. Steel plate armour. It forms what is called a Faraday Cage. I knew passing by that museum was a good idea..."
This sentence being finished, he jumps behind cover and sprays Emarcee's area with bullets, leaving little to no dodging space.
Emarcee teleports behind Philip's cover and vertically slashes at him right down the middle.
OOC: Telekinesis? Nah. And light speed reflexes can make you dodge anything too...
Philip laughs at Emarcee trying to electrocute him as he reloads his rifle. He seems to be untouched by the electricity.
"Pffft. Electricity? Won't you people never learn. A thousand people have tried it against me. But it doesn't work. I have armour, dear friends. Steel plate armour. It forms what is called a Faraday Cage. I knew passing by that museum was a good idea..."
This sentence being finished, he jumps behind cover and sprays Emarcee's area with bullets, leaving little to no dodging space.
Kestrel, in a burst of OP glory, dodges each and every rebounding bazooka blast. In retaliation, he slings his automatic rifle into position and charges it with some power cell. "This is a power cell that I've made just for these type of OP battles. It fires laser bolts faster than light speed allowing for no dodging." Kestrel grins evilly and fires a plethora of blasts in your direction along with Philip's.
OOC: Telekinesis? Nah. And light speed reflexes can make you dodge anything too...
Philip laughs at Emarcee trying to electrocute him as he reloads his rifle. He seems to be untouched by the electricity.
"Pffft. Electricity? Won't you people never learn. A thousand people have tried it against me. But it doesn't work. I have armour, dear friends. Steel plate armour. It forms what is called a Faraday Cage. I knew passing by that museum was a good idea..."
This sentence being finished, he jumps behind cover and sprays Emarcee's area with bullets, leaving little to no dodging space.
Kestrel, in a burst of OP glory, dodges each and every rebounding bazooka blast. In retaliation, he slings his automatic rifle into position and charges it with some power cell. "This is a power cell that I've made just for these type of OP battles. It fires laser bolts faster than light speed allowing for no dodging." Kestrel grins evilly and fires a plethora of blasts in your direction along with Philip's.
Emarcee teleported in time before Kestrel started firing, and in fact, is behind Philip. Slashing him.