Welcome Ladies and Gentelmen, to Chima Public Broadcasting, the chief competitor to The Raven report, except we are much better, we have personality and if you want you can write about whatever news your tribe is doing.
Lion battle - cowardice or genius? The battle at the lion city has gone on for quite a while now. Well King Lionel has had enough of this, and has called for a ceasefire. His only real major support is Sir General Bismarck. The lions have asked for the withdrawal of the ravens and the crocs from all fields of battle, and that the only real reward is that they get to regroup. To which King Crogall said: "U mad bro?" I am paraphrasing of course. Now King Lionel has admitted that the crocs have no reason to withdraw as they have already laid waste to the lower city and could break through (possibly if the bears declare war on the gorillas, we will get to that later). So this brings up a question? Are the lions showing their weakness? In that they are willing to surrender. Or is it a tactical move of genius to convince other tribes that they are reasonable and to help rebuild themselves. If I was King Crogall I would rally all the forces on a push on the lions, and try to get the rhinos and gorillas on my side.
Gorilla Paranoia. An interesting situation has rolled out at the Gorilla HQ. A rude bear ambassador has threatened the gorillas with war and says that the ravens and crocs will peace out with them and attack the gorillas. The gorillas responded by getting crazy paranoid, and sending out ambassadors (possibly looking for an alliance with the ravens, crocs and wolves, cant say yet). The gorillas also loaded a new mega shell into there canon and began rapid increase in military strength on top of their current power. Whoever side the gorillas join they will have a powerful new ally.
West sea colonization. A naval arms race. And a theatre of peace? The west Sea has opened up and tribes are racing to become a dominant power there. The gorillas were first to set up a port base there. However the crocs were the first to deploy a ship in the West Sea, deploying an Imperator Class battlecruiser. I wonder what they called it. This was followed by them begging a rapid construction project of a new port city, this was followed by a major lion settlement and 300 yards south of that own a raven resort opened up. This was followed by the construction of a major bear settlement just north of the lions with a tower, long range cannons, radar technology and concrete walls. Then the Gorillas deployed 2 U-boat Mk. VII submarines. Is this the beginning of a massive naval arms race between the different tribes? The lion, croc and gorilla settlements also began to rapidly expand. Do they have new plans? The theatre of the western sea is also bizzare because its relatively peaceful, ravens and lions were seen laughing and joking about right next to one another. This feels like a paradise of peace in the constant stream of endless war.
Edit: this post has weird properties, I have tried all I don't why it looks so weird.
1. I am indeed a negotiator for the wolves. In addition, I write segments for the CPB, which makes me both. 2. In arresting me, all I owned was confiscated by you. True, I did Leave my bike there. Either way, you took ownership. 3. I was simply looking for your HQ! I even announced my arrival via yelling into the trees! 4. How was I supposed to know that? You simply flat-out accused me of trespassing! 5. Oh, I'm sorry, I suppose I forgot to read EVERY SINGLE BIO IN THE ARCHIVE! 6. A business card would have been helpful. All she said was that she was from the CPB! 7. Did not. 8. Well, she's not very funny. You don't joke like that after someone's been imprisoned. Secondly, you just threatened me! 9. Both. You weave a cloth of lies. 10. I meant wild animals... Oh, never mind. 11. You stuffed me in a sack, brought me in your HQ and accused me of trespassing. Oh, yes, very reasonable.
That's 11/11, Gorbav. Try that again, if you please.
1. You said you officially work here you don't, you write "news articles" and by that I mean harassing garbage. 1/11 2. We didn't confiscate your bike, only your weapons, if you to come and get it back. 2/11 3. This HQ typically works like all other HQ's in that you stop before the forest, like every other individual has done, when you enter some ones home you knock on there door instead of climbing through a window and yelling. 3/11 4. It says on the first page of the gorilla HQ, who the leader is. 4/11 5. Most people have read them, even if you don't, it says it on the first page of the gorilla HQ. (head of the gorilla tribe) not king. 5/11 6. There is one person officially working for the CPB, nothing shady at all, by that same logic you are the shady news reporter because you were rude. (we might hire jgread though, because he writes good articles) 6/11 7. Even if she didn't, does Rupee really sound like a guy's name? 7/11 8. If you don't understand our traditions and beliefs and humour. Then what are you doing in the gorilla tribe? You are like those people who slurp in a foreign country, just because its ok in there country. 8/11 9. I answered all of the questions you asked though, and didn't in any way avoid them and told the truth? 9/11 10., nevermind indeed 10/11 11. You, didn't enter like the, rest, by which you trespassed, as we said the sack is for transport reasons. You then proceeded to insult the ambassador (whose name you could have just read), then insulted our most basic of standards. 11/11
This debate ends now and here, I don't want this topic closed down for arguing.
Welcome Ladies and Gentelmen, to Chima Public Broadcasting, the chief competitor to The Raven report, except we are much better, we have personality and if you want you can write about whatever news your tribe is doing.
Lion battle - cowardice or genius? The battle at the lion city has gone on for quite a while now. Well King Lionel has had enough of this, and has called for a ceasefire. His only real major support is Sir General Bismarck. The lions have asked for the withdrawal of the ravens and the crocs from all fields of battle, and that the only real reward is that they get to regroup. To which King Crogall said: "U mad bro?" I am paraphrasing of course. Now King Lionel has admitted that the crocs have no reason to withdraw as they have already laid waste to the lower city and could break through (possibly if the bears declare war on the gorillas, we will get to that later). So this brings up a question? Are the lions showing their weakness? In that they are willing to surrender. Or is it a tactical move of genius to convince other tribes that they are reasonable and to help rebuild themselves. If I was King Crogall I would rally all the forces on a push on the lions, and try to get the rhinos and gorillas on my side.
Gorilla Paranoia. An interesting situation has rolled out at the Gorilla HQ. A rude bear ambassador has threatened the gorillas with war and says that the ravens and crocs will peace out with them and attack the gorillas. The gorillas responded by getting crazy paranoid, and sending out ambassadors (possibly looking for an alliance with the ravens, crocs and wolves, cant say yet). The gorillas also loaded a new mega shell into there canon and began rapid increase in military strength on top of their current power. Whoever side the gorillas join they will have a powerful new ally.
West sea colonization. A naval arms race. And a theatre of peace? The west Sea has opened up and tribes are racing to become a dominant power there. The gorillas were first to set up a port base there. However the crocs were the first to deploy a ship in the West Sea, deploying an Imperator Class battlecruiser. I wonder what they called it. This was followed by them begging a rapid construction project of a new port city, this was followed by a major lion settlement and 300 yards south of that own a raven resort opened up. This was followed by the construction of a major bear settlement just north of the lions with a tower, long range cannons, radar technology and concrete walls. Then the Gorillas deployed 2 U-boat Mk. VII submarines. Is this the beginning of a massive naval arms race between the different tribes? The lion, croc and gorilla settlements also began to rapidly expand. Do they have new plans? The theatre of the western sea is also bizzare because its relatively peaceful, ravens and lions were seen laughing and joking about right next to one another. This feels like a paradise of peace in the constant stream of endless war.
Edit: this post has weird properties, I have tried all I don't why it looks so weird.
OOC: I was reading the conversation (except for the jammers, of course), and from my point of view, you would think that because you're just arguing. People tend to think the other guy is an idiot when they're arguing.
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