We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for an unauthorized announcement.
"Hello. This is Dev Fox, the new 1)negotiator for the Wolf Tribe. I am reporting to you from the forest, about a mile away from the Gorilla's HQ. I have been through a terrible ordeal, which must be revealed to the people. "It started when I rode up to the HQ on my bike. I was going to interview the gorilla's leader on all the strange gorilla activity. "As soon as I arrived, I was ambushed, stuffed into a bag, and my bike was 2) confiscated! This is not normal, people! So, charge number one, KIDNAPPING AN 3) INNOCENT CIVILIAN!!! "Next I was brought before their 4) leader. I explained my being there and called him 5) 'king' in the process. This was evidently a great insult, because they locked me up inside an impenetrable prison! Charge number two: IMPRISONING AN INNOCENT CIVILIAN ON THE GROUNDS OF A SIMPLE MISTAKE! "The final blow came when I was 'rescued' by a 6) shady reporter from the CPB. 7)He took the questions I was going to ask the gorillas, then he told me to leave before I 8) WAS TORTURED!!! "And so you see, no matter what the 9)pompous windbags said in the interview above,10)THE GORILLAS ARE THOROUGHLY ANIMALS! THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED! 11) AND THEY ARE TOTALLY UNREASONABLE!!!" *sigh* "That's about it. Thank you for viewing. This is Dev Fox, signing off."
And now back to your regular broadcasting.
IC Gorbakus: Get the heck over here. *starts chasing you* These are lies, Stan. All lies, Stan. 1st) You did not say were a negotiator you said you were a news reporter, for Chima Public Boadcast, but you aren't. 2) You forgot your bike, you made that clear, because you didn't say anything, and because you said you forgot it. 3) You aren't innocent, you sneaked into the gorilla HQ, without anyones knowledge, that is intrusion. Also we didn't kidnap yoou we put you in a bad to transport you up. 4) You were brought infront of me, Gorbaskus the negotiator, not the leader. 5) Ok lets pretend you are a negotiator or whoever you should have probably known that Gorbav was always addressed as Master or Leader (its even in his bio). 6) shady reporter, so thats what you call the host of the CPB. 7) The host is a she, she made it pretty clear that its a she. 8) You make it sound as if we tortured you, we didn't. Also she meant it as a joke... (we will find you, and we will punish you for your lies). 9) Who are you reffering to? The host of the most trusted news organisation, or the leader of a neutral tribe. 10) Well everyone is an animal 11) Which is why we were able to reason with the other tribes to avoid war... good job. You made 11 mistakes and lies, in your news report.
1. I am indeed a negotiator for the wolves. In addition, I write segments for the CPB, which makes me both. 2. In arresting me, all I owned was confiscated by you. True, I did Leave my bike there. Either way, you took ownership. 3. I was simply looking for your HQ! I even announced my arrival via yelling into the trees! 4. How was I supposed to know that? You simply flat-out accused me of trespassing! 5. Oh, I'm sorry, I suppose I forgot to read EVERY SINGLE BIO IN THE ARCHIVE! 6. A business card would have been helpful. All she said was that she was from the CPB! 7. Did not. 8. Well, she's not very funny. You don't joke like that after someone's been imprisoned. Secondly, you just threatened me! 9. Both. You weave a cloth of lies. 10. I meant wild animals... Oh, never mind. 11. You stuffed me in a sack, brought me in your HQ and accused me of trespassing. Oh, yes, very reasonable.
That's 11/11, Gorbav. Try that again, if you please.
OOC: Don't worry Lions. If you look at my recent posts at the gorilla HQ you will see they are in a pretty sticky situation. Plus I don't think the Gorillas really know what an alliance means.
OOC: I don't think you know what neutrality is
OOC: LOL
I was an avid reader on the MBs and not a user. You will not recognize me but I will recognize you...
Update: Watch out for FAKE NEWS from the untrustworthy RAVEN REPORT!
The competing news station, "Raven report", has been spreading fake news about the eagles, lions, gorillas, and more! Do not trust the raven report! It is funded by the corrupt Talon Industries and the evil, warmongering raven tribe. The ravens started the war, yet they've been lying and portraying the crocs and lions as the ones who started the war. Not to mention the fact that the ravens are spreading propaganda that the crocs are winning the war, which isn't true. Additionally, the ravens have been ruthlessly attacking innocent lion and bear settlements for no good reason, yet they try to justify it by saying they're "just settlements". How sinister! Do not trust the raven report, and do not trust the ravens!
Peace on the ground?
In other news, the crocodiles have stopped their ruthless attack on the Lion City, and will soon begin peace negotiations with the lions. Hopefully, this means the war on the ground will end. The war in the sky has also stopped temporarily, as the leaders of the eagles and ravens seem to be making their own negotiations. Could this mean the war is starting to slowly come to a close?
Update: Watch out for FAKE NEWS from the untrustworthy RAVEN REPORT!
The competing news station, "Raven report", has been spreading fake news about the eagles, lions, gorillas, and more! Do not trust the raven report! It is funded by the corrupt Talon Industries and the evil, warmongering raven tribe. The ravens started the war, yet they've been lying and portraying the crocs and lions as the ones who started the war. Not to mention the fact that the ravens are spreading propaganda that the crocs are winning the war, which isn't true. Additionally, the ravens have been ruthlessly attacking innocent lion and bear settlements for no good reason, yet they try to justify it by saying they're "just settlements". How sinister! Do not trust the raven report, and do not trust the ravens!
Peace on the ground?
In other news, the crocodiles have stopped their ruthless attack on the Lion City, and will soon begin peace negotiations with the lions. Hopefully, this means the war on the ground will end. The war in the sky has also stopped temporarily, as the leaders of the eagles and ravens seem to be making their own negotiations. Could this mean the war is starting to slowly come to a close?
IC Gorbakus: Get the heck over here. *starts chasing you* These are lies, Stan. All lies, Stan. 1st) You did not say were a negotiator you said you were a news reporter, for Chima Public Boadcast, but you aren't. 2) You forgot your bike, you made that clear, because you didn't say anything, and because you said you forgot it. 3) You aren't innocent, you sneaked into the gorilla HQ, without anyones knowledge, that is intrusion. Also we didn't kidnap yoou we put you in a bad to transport you up. 4) You were brought infront of me, Gorbaskus the negotiator, not the leader. 5) Ok lets pretend you are a negotiator or whoever you should have probably known that Gorbav was always addressed as Master or Leader (its even in his bio). 6) shady reporter, so thats what you call the host of the CPB. 7) The host is a she, she made it pretty clear that its a she. 8) You make it sound as if we tortured you, we didn't. Also she meant it as a joke... (we will find you, and we will punish you for your lies). 9) Who are you reffering to? The host of the most trusted news organisation, or the leader of a neutral tribe. 10) Well everyone is an animal 11) Which is why we were able to reason with the other tribes to avoid war... good job. You made 11 mistakes and lies, in your news report.
1. I am indeed a negotiator for the wolves. In addition, I write segments for the CPB, which makes me both. 2. In arresting me, all I owned was confiscated by you. True, I did Leave my bike there. Either way, you took ownership. 3. I was simply looking for your HQ! I even announced my arrival via yelling into the trees! 4. How was I supposed to know that? You simply flat-out accused me of trespassing! 5. Oh, I'm sorry, I suppose I forgot to read EVERY SINGLE BIO IN THE ARCHIVE! 6. A business card would have been helpful. All she said was that she was from the CPB! 7. Did not. 8. Well, she's not very funny. You don't joke like that after someone's been imprisoned. Secondly, you just threatened me! 9. Both. You weave a cloth of lies. 10. I meant wild animals... Oh, never mind. 11. You stuffed me in a sack, brought me in your HQ and accused me of trespassing. Oh, yes, very reasonable.
That's 11/11, Gorbav. Try that again, if you please.
Update: Watch out for FAKE NEWS from the untrustworthy RAVEN REPORT!
The competing news station, "Raven report", has been spreading fake news about the eagles, lions, gorillas, and more! Do not trust the raven report! It is funded by the corrupt Talon Industries and the evil, warmongering raven tribe. The ravens started the war, yet they've been lying and portraying the crocs and lions as the ones who started the war. Not to mention the fact that the ravens are spreading propaganda that the crocs are winning the war, which isn't true. Additionally, the ravens have been ruthlessly attacking innocent lion and bear settlements for no good reason, yet they try to justify it by saying they're "just settlements". How sinister! Do not trust the raven report, and do not trust the ravens!
Peace on the ground?
In other news, the crocodiles have stopped their ruthless attack on the Lion City, and will soon begin peace negotiations with the lions. Hopefully, this means the war on the ground will end. The war in the sky has also stopped temporarily, as the leaders of the eagles and ravens seem to be making their own negotiations. Could this mean the war is starting to slowly come to a close?
OOC: Your own King said that the Crocs are winning, the only place they lost is in the Great Forest
Update: Watch out for FAKE NEWS from the untrustworthy RAVEN REPORT!
The competing news station, "Raven report", has been spreading fake news about the eagles, lions, gorillas, and more! Do not trust the raven report! It is funded by the corrupt Talon Industries and the evil, warmongering raven tribe. The ravens started the war, yet they've been lying and portraying the crocs and lions as the ones who started the war. Not to mention the fact that the ravens are spreading propaganda that the crocs are winning the war, which isn't true. Additionally, the ravens have been ruthlessly attacking innocent lion and bear settlements for no good reason, yet they try to justify it by saying they're "just settlements". How sinister! Do not trust the raven report, and do not trust the ravens!
Peace on the ground?
In other news, the crocodiles have stopped their ruthless attack on the Lion City, and will soon begin peace negotiations with the lions. Hopefully, this means the war on the ground will end. The war in the sky has also stopped temporarily, as the leaders of the eagles and ravens seem to be making their own negotiations. Could this mean the war is starting to slowly come to a close?
OOC: Your own King said that the Crocs are winning, the only place they lost is in the Great Forest
OOC: If you are making a deal with someone, make sure you flatter them. Even if you have more guns than them.
1. I am indeed a negotiator for the wolves. In addition, I write segments for the CPB, which makes me both. 2. In arresting me, all I owned was confiscated by you. True, I did Leave my bike there. Either way, you took ownership. 3. I was simply looking for your HQ! I even announced my arrival via yelling into the trees! 4. How was I supposed to know that? You simply flat-out accused me of trespassing! 5. Oh, I'm sorry, I suppose I forgot to read EVERY SINGLE BIO IN THE ARCHIVE! 6. A business card would have been helpful. All she said was that she was from the CPB! 7. Did not. 8. Well, she's not very funny. You don't joke like that after someone's been imprisoned. Secondly, you just threatened me! 9. Both. You weave a cloth of lies. 10. I meant wild animals... Oh, never mind. 11. You stuffed me in a sack, brought me in your HQ and accused me of trespassing. Oh, yes, very reasonable.
That's 11/11, Gorbav. Try that again, if you please.
Update: Watch out for FAKE NEWS from the untrustworthy RAVEN REPORT!
The competing news station, "Raven report", has been spreading fake news about the eagles, lions, gorillas, and more! Do not trust the raven report! It is funded by the corrupt Talon Industries and the evil, warmongering raven tribe. The ravens started the war, yet they've been lying and portraying the crocs and lions as the ones who started the war. Not to mention the fact that the ravens are spreading propaganda that the crocs are winning the war, which isn't true. Additionally, the ravens have been ruthlessly attacking innocent lion and bear settlements for no good reason, yet they try to justify it by saying they're "just settlements". How sinister! Do not trust the raven report, and do not trust the ravens!
Peace on the ground?
In other news, the crocodiles have stopped their ruthless attack on the Lion City, and will soon begin peace negotiations with the lions. Hopefully, this means the war on the ground will end. The war in the sky has also stopped temporarily, as the leaders of the eagles and ravens seem to be making their own negotiations. Could this mean the war is starting to slowly come to a close?
OOC: Your own King said that the Crocs are winning, the only place they lost is in the Great Forest
OOC: Oh, they are winning at the settlements, but have you kept up with the way the Battle of Lion City has been going?
IC Gorbakus: Get the heck over here. *starts chasing you* These are lies, Stan. All lies, Stan. 1st) You did not say were a negotiator you said you were a news reporter, for Chima Public Boadcast, but you aren't. 2) You forgot your bike, you made that clear, because you didn't say anything, and because you said you forgot it. 3) You aren't innocent, you sneaked into the gorilla HQ, without anyones knowledge, that is intrusion. Also we didn't kidnap yoou we put you in a bad to transport you up. 4) You were brought infront of me, Gorbaskus the negotiator, not the leader. 5) Ok lets pretend you are a negotiator or whoever you should have probably known that Gorbav was always addressed as Master or Leader (its even in his bio). 6) shady reporter, so thats what you call the host of the CPB. 7) The host is a she, she made it pretty clear that its a she. 8) You make it sound as if we tortured you, we didn't. Also she meant it as a joke... (we will find you, and we will punish you for your lies). 9) Who are you reffering to? The host of the most trusted news organisation, or the leader of a neutral tribe. 10) Well everyone is an animal 11) Which is why we were able to reason with the other tribes to avoid war... good job. You made 11 mistakes and lies, in your news report.
1. I am indeed a negotiator for the wolves. In addition, I write segments for the CPB, which makes me both. 2. In arresting me, all I owned was confiscated by you. True, I did Leave my bike there. Either way, you took ownership. 3. I was simply looking for your HQ! I even announced my arrival via yelling into the trees! 4. How was I supposed to know that? You simply flat-out accused me of trespassing! 5. Oh, I'm sorry, I suppose I forgot to read EVERY SINGLE BIO IN THE ARCHIVE! 6. A business card would have been helpful. All she said was that she was from the CPB! 7. Did not. 8. Well, she's not very funny. You don't joke like that after someone's been imprisoned. Secondly, you just threatened me! 9. Both. You weave a cloth of lies. 10. I meant wild animals... Oh, never mind. 11. You stuffed me in a sack, brought me in your HQ and accused me of trespassing. Oh, yes, very reasonable.
That's 11/11, Gorbav. Try that again, if you please.
1. You said you officially work here you don't, you write "news articles" and by that I mean harassing garbage. 1/11 2. We didn't confiscate your bike, only your weapons, if you to come and get it back. 2/11 3. This HQ typically works like all other HQ's in that you stop before the forest, like every other individual has done, when you enter some ones home you knock on there door instead of climbing through a window and yelling. 3/11 4. It says on the first page of the gorilla HQ, who the leader is. 4/11 5. Most people have read them, even if you don't, it says it on the first page of the gorilla HQ. (head of the gorilla tribe) not king. 5/11 6. There is one person officially working for the CPB, nothing shady at all, by that same logic you are the shady news reporter because you were rude. (we might hire jgread though, because he writes good articles) 6/11 7. Even if she didn't, does Rupee really sound like a guy's name? 7/11 8. If you don't understand our traditions and beliefs and humour. Then what are you doing in the gorilla tribe? You are like those people who slurp in a foreign country, just because its ok in there country. 8/11 9. I answered all of the questions you asked though, and didn't in any way avoid them and told the truth? 9/11 10., nevermind indeed 10/11 11. You, didn't enter like the, rest, by which you trespassed, as we said the sack is for transport reasons. You then proceeded to insult the ambassador (whose name you could have just read), then insulted our most basic of standards. 11/11
This debate ends now and here, I don't want this topic closed down for arguing.
11) Which is why we were able to reason with the other tribes to avoid war... good job. You made 11 mistakes and lies, in your news report.
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