A word from our management: Hello, this is Lewis Luggington, editor-in-chief and head writer and reporter of CPB. First, I'd like to apologize for the misnumbering of the last CPB Gold issue. It was actually Issue #4, not #3. Second, you're probably wondering why no news has come out lately, and it's because I'd set out to investigate the Ice beings, and I got, well, frozen. But I've now been freed from the Ice by a species of yellow cats (which I'll get back to you on), so CPB is back in action!
Chima Public Broadcast SilverIssue #6
Interview with the late Scorpion King Scorm and current King Scorpio, Part 1 (This interview was conducted in Lion City Prison, before King Scorm's untimely demise.)
1) Lewis: "Scorpion King Scorm and Prince Scorpio, what are both your opinions on the recent restoration of the Chi falls?" Scorm: -spits out his drink and laughs- “Like the falls ever did get unblocked, the mods would reject that clause!” Scorpio: “Uh dad... they did approve it, ya know?” -Scorm takes a drink again and spits it out again- Scorm: “THE BRICK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD NOW?!?”
2) L: "What are your opinions on the other tribe leaders?" Scorm: “They all suck, just saying... Bliston my bro would agree too! Scorpio: “Dad’s really blunt sometimes...” -he rolls his eyes-
3) L: "How do you two think the 'war' will go?" [referring to the Chima—Alliance Crawler Empire War] Scorm: “To be honest, I dunno, probably until someone freezes time or something cold...” Scorpio: “I dunno, me neither...”
4) L: "What do you think of Scorpix' apparent plan to keep defending the bear forest Crawler villages no matter what? Do you view this as foolish, or logical? Or a mix of both?" [this was before Scorpix gave the Bear forest back to the bears] Scorm: “Go for it, Scorpix, I didn't make you a high general for nothing! You prove yourself to be competent and very-" -he is cut off by his son- Scorpio: “-STUPID!!! LEAVE THESE INLAND PEOPLES ALONE, SCORPIX!!!” -he slaps Scorm silly- Scorm: “Shut up with that Inland-loving attitude with yours! It’s not healthy for you!” -Scorpio whines like the little brat he is-
(Part 2 of this interview will be published in CPB Silver #7)
Boi, im waiting for the second issue.
This post was on june 1st! We need an update, The J!
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"We promise our birds won't pilfer and purloin your packages!" -- -- --
-+-!!!TOP STORY!!!-+- --- --- --- Local Reporters of our clique had recently been entitled to come witness the ceremony of the join Raven-Rhino forces within the growing Forgotten Sects, lead by Forgotten Rhino Sect Leader Rhiala Reone, and Forgotten Raven Sect Leader Queen Rica!. Being under Grand Order by Supreme Commander Scorpia Mossman (the Forgotten's name for her), with the Approval of our Statesman Chi-Man (Scrin), to unify and declare a war of attrition against the vicious ice Hunters whom had recently attacked Bear and Gorilla territorys, as by a direct quote from Scrin on the Southernfell Lands, he says as follows;
"We, as a people, must find a perfect place to... life and thrive... no more shall we live on other's lands, we'll be at peace in southern Chima... and we'll protect everyone from harm soon..."
As of now, the Forgotten Rhino and Raven Sects have been working together to strategist and formulate battle-plans in order to attack the Hunters in the South, a Forgotten Resistance Force has been set up in the Eastern bloc of the formerly Unclaimed Lands, trenches line he boarders from Lion Forestry down to the Southern Mtns. (will illustrate on that updated map i'm making!) The Hunters were recently forced out of the Crocodile Swamps and had set up their bloc on the Western Side, We'll give live broadcasts on the impending battles soon! -=-Give a Roar to New Lion Sect Leader: Leonard, Fellow Feline Brothers!!-=- --- --- --- As of recent events had unfolded in the Lion HQ, former Lion Airforce Captain, known for employing Forgotten Raven Field Commander Razic as an Airforce Instructor during the Chimian Civil War. Forgotten Lion Field Commander, the Young Lavarris Leone, decided to let Leonard join the Forgotten, promising him such riches of freedom and fame, honor and glory as he'd let the former Noble Lion into the hub of Forgotten Science, New Aperture, headed by Founder and C.E.O Dr. Bachell, a former Bat Tribe Test Subject of Old Aperture in it's "Freeman Days" and helper of restarting Cavora's falls!
Dr. Bachell had been tasked to help hire this new cat-boy, but as a mix-up in internal chain of command within the Forgotten, Bachell's helper Robot, and helper to the restarted of the chi falls, Oatley, along with his newly built companion, "Chi-body", had mistakenly thought Bachell was going to be the one giving his position, little does Leonardo Know, he'll have to pass an insane gauntlet if he'll be directly hired by our Leader, The Chi-Man. Lest he'd become a pawn by him if failing the tests. But the Stomper Scorpion has high hopes from within his mysterious dark heart that this Lion will prove worthy as a leader to all Forgotten Lions... lest, if rumors of him being a royalist sleeper agent are true. -/-Meet Corporal Badrian Shepard, Appointed Leader Of the Newly Formed Forgotten Bat Sect!-\- --- --- --- Although it was hard to come by bats whom were never loyal to their King, Bliston Romista Belkoroth (Don't mind if i add a middle name), and as of recent news to the Traitors Barney and Bratta defecting back to their old hermit kingdom, them being such great commanders before the Reformation the Forgotten Underwent. Situated within Local West-Sea-Shore "Bridge Point", a group of bats, 300 strong have been taken into protective custody under our influence, we'll be appointing a Forgotten Field Commander to the bat Sect Soon by the name of one Bartholomew Bre'ann! His training will be rough and intense under the helm of Corporal Shepard, a former Bat Marine and Airforce Pilot with a decorated record.
How Badrian's defection went over is a bit mysterious, and unsaid, if only our Leader declassified things for us! But that'll wait another time indeed! -x-This Mysterious "Space Biker" at Free Man Island!-x- --- --- --- Yesterday, Local Forgotten Scorpion Sheckley, known for being one of the main four whom helped defend our Lighthouse Point from Invading Combine with his trusted friend, Griggs the Gorilla, and along with the famous Leon Trutskey, and Oswald Moseley duo. Managed to come across a more derelict and messy throne room and grand hall that hemmed Freeman's personal quarters on Free Man Island! And the person Sheckley found, wasn't our Hero at all!! Could this be some Impostor!?
The Rumored "Scordon Impersonator" was this odd "Ivan The Space Biker" Scorpion, wearing an old H.O.E.V. suit model that belonged to Old Aperture Mesa in it's Hey day under our mortal enemy, even in death, Dr. Breen. This Ivan also wielded our hero's Famed and Feared Crowbar! Sheckley was later interviewed by us as he says the following below to describe this mysterious Impersonator! Whoever this Ivan Is, We know our Dr. Freeman is ALWAYS Silent and Serious, and not some weird Wannabe Pirate!
"I-I-I dunno whom the heck this Scorpion is inside Freeman's throneroom, b-but h-he scares the heck outta me! I told Griggs the news and he'd only laugh at me! I swore i saw this wildly-bearded, semi-insane Scorpion smithing away at what seemed to be copies of Freeman's Sacred Crowbar! I dunno whom the heck this, but he rubs us all the wrong way, and if this is some... some... alter ego of Scordon, then... there's MUCH more to our hero than meets the eye!"
The investigation is currently ongoing, as to discover whom this self-proclaimed "Space Biker" is! Is it an alternate Persona of Dr. Freeman!? We here at TFI don't really know! -~-Ice Bear-Scorpion Peace!? Supreme Leader Snoke Scorpia declares!-~- --- --- --- Meanwhile, after a battle had just insured in the Crystal Crater, what remains of the Dreaded Cave 17, Scorpion Cavern Castle, and Combine Citadel, as an Artillery Bombardment had just Fell Through the "invading" ice bears, followed by a massive Forgotten assault, some bombers included, the Ice bears were wanting to sue for peace due to our "Unfair Advantages" we had against them, and with Queen Scorpia, commanding Forgotten Forces locally. The Arachnid Alliance Scorpions stationed here also agreed to this peace, as Scorpia offers the Bears sections of these vast caves to live within! But tensions could only arise, as these bears are untrustworthy, if so, we'll be able to root them out if they are dissenting, but this may be our first chance to assimilate Ice Hunters into our faction!
Pray for the Queen to uphold peace and prosperity within these old caves! THIS HAS BEEN THE FIRST ISSUE OF TFI, THIS IS FORGOTTEN REPORTER TFD, SIGNING OUT!!!
I think TheGreatCon has handled it by now, i think.
I'm still trying to figure out what the bricks you guys are talking about.
After I made a statement, Decade replied, "ye right...". I'm trying to figure out weather that was confirmation that my statement was correct, a sarcastic comment confirming that it was incorrect, or somehow something else entirely, and I haven't made much progress thus far in my investigation.
I'm still trying to figure out what the bricks you guys are talking about.
After I made a statement, Decade replied, "ye right...". I'm trying to figure out weather that was confirmation that my statement was correct, a sarcastic comment confirming that it was incorrect, or somehow something else entirely, and I haven't made much progress thus far in my investigation.
