*sigh* well - uh - FangirlOfCon has been working on something for ages and she wanted me to share it with you - so much to my displeasure, she made *chokes* con fanfiction... I guess enjoy...I take no responsibility in scarring...alright?
It were a bright day in Con City and TheGreatCon was waking up to a brand new day of adventure and being cool. He perfectly got out of bed and ran a hand through his perfect hair and admired his beard in the mirror before dressing in some trackies and a hoodie. He took a selfie in his full length mirror and posted it on InstaCon and within minutes fans were drooling over the perfect, flawless picture. He strutted out of his house and pulled down some shades before effortlessly winking at a girl walking down the street who had waved to him.
The girl screamed and fainted and Con walked right on past her as he continued being awesome. He decided to get some coffee before starting his busy day. He strolled down the street, his white vans making him almost bounce and people were snapping his shoes while screaming "DAAAAARN CON, BACK AT IT AGAIN."
He managed to arrive in a cosy coffee shop where he ordered a chai latte but before he managed to leave the perfect Con had someone bump into him. It was another teenager girl and she had made Con spill his chai latte all over her. This girl was called...Fangirl, and she jumped up, stuttering her apologies.
Con, being awesome in everyday decided to help this poor girl by helping her dry off her dungarees. He invited her to his soccer practice and she gladly accepted. All the while her heart was racing. Could this be the day Fangirl proved herself worthy of Con's attention? She hoped so, maybe it could be more than attention?
They arrived at the field in no time at all. Fangirl was so close to having a fangirl attack but she managed to contain herself as she had walked down the sidewalk looking into his dreamy eyes.
She decided to sit down on some bleachers as an entire team played against Con. Con won, scoring every minute and completely destroying the other team with his talent. She sighed dreamily, apart from the coffee, today had been perfect, she had spoke to her idol of many years.
When practice was over, Con strolled up to her, he pulled down his shades and looked right at Fangirl. "Hey - fancy catching a movie with me? I have time before I have to go to a photoshoot." Fangirl accepted straight away, and as soon as she had stood up. A purple Lamborghini drove right up to the bleachers.
Con opened the door for fangirl and she got into the passenger seat. The driver got out and let Con drive away. Con pushed up his glasses and drove to the movies at full speed. The ride was amazing and Con was well over the speed limit but he was allowed to do that. When they were nearly there, Fangirl felt herself get picked up by Con and he opened the door where he jumped out before the Lamborghini crashed into the walls, lighting up the sky behind them.
"Come on." He said, grinning at fangirl. Fangirl was amazed by Con's coolness and the day was only going to get better.
*gags* why did I read that - why am I doing this, I hope you enjoyed Fangirls story because I didn't and now I'm going to be sick...excuse me.
Lol it's a joke lol, mods let this through because I promised I'd do this but now I regret it but I can't break promises.
Wow, apparently Con is above the law. XD This is hilarious!
*sigh* well - uh - FangirlOfCon has been working on something for ages and she wanted me to share it with you - so much to my displeasure, she made *chokes* con fanfiction... I guess enjoy...I take no responsibility in scarring...alright?
It were a bright day in Con City and TheGreatCon was waking up to a brand new day of adventure and being cool. He perfectly got out of bed and ran a hand through his perfect hair and admired his beard in the mirror before dressing in some trackies and a hoodie. He took a selfie in his full length mirror and posted it on InstaCon and within minutes fans were drooling over the perfect, flawless picture. He strutted out of his house and pulled down some shades before effortlessly winking at a girl walking down the street who had waved to him.
The girl screamed and fainted and Con walked right on past her as he continued being awesome. He decided to get some coffee before starting his busy day. He strolled down the street, his white vans making him almost bounce and people were snapping his shoes while screaming "DAAAAARN CON, BACK AT IT AGAIN."
He managed to arrive in a cosy coffee shop where he ordered a chai latte but before he managed to leave the perfect Con had someone bump into him. It was another teenager girl and she had made Con spill his chai latte all over her. This girl was called...Fangirl, and she jumped up, stuttering her apologies.
Con, being awesome in everyday decided to help this poor girl by helping her dry off her dungarees. He invited her to his soccer practice and she gladly accepted. All the while her heart was racing. Could this be the day Fangirl proved herself worthy of Con's attention? She hoped so, maybe it could be more than attention?
They arrived at the field in no time at all. Fangirl was so close to having a fangirl attack but she managed to contain herself as she had walked down the sidewalk looking into his dreamy eyes.
She decided to sit down on some bleachers as an entire team played against Con. Con won, scoring every minute and completely destroying the other team with his talent. She sighed dreamily, apart from the coffee, today had been perfect, she had spoke to her idol of many years.
When practice was over, Con strolled up to her, he pulled down his shades and looked right at Fangirl. "Hey - fancy catching a movie with me? I have time before I have to go to a photoshoot." Fangirl accepted straight away, and as soon as she had stood up. A purple Lamborghini drove right up to the bleachers.
Con opened the door for fangirl and she got into the passenger seat. The driver got out and let Con drive away. Con pushed up his glasses and drove to the movies at full speed. The ride was amazing and Con was well over the speed limit but he was allowed to do that. When they were nearly there, Fangirl felt herself get picked up by Con and he opened the door where he jumped out before the Lamborghini crashed into the walls, lighting up the sky behind them.
"Come on." He said, grinning at fangirl. Fangirl was amazed by Con's coolness and the day was only going to get better.
*gags* why did I read that - why am I doing this, I hope you enjoyed Fangirls story because I didn't and now I'm going to be sick...excuse me.
Lol it's a joke lol, mods let this through because I promised I'd do this but now I regret it but I can't break promises.
Wow, apparently Con is above the law. XD This is hilarious!
Well………Flattery is supposed to be the highest from of praise Con….I would probably give a limb to know what your thinking right now…. (X'D Sweets….congrats on keeping your promise….and Fangirl…….this may be turning into a unhealthy attachment…. i laughed so hard while reading it…thank you for making my morning.!!
I'm still not sure what I'm thinking... =P XD
Lol. So…thoughtless?? XD It is honestly super hilarious though. Have you even ever met her?
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