The next day, both M4Jesus and Golden were still playing Zapty’s ‘Angry Pie Kills’ game.
“This is so fun!” M4Jesus said as he pushed a button.
Zapty stirred on the floor and yawned. “You guys almost done with ‘Angry Pie Kills’ game?”
Golden tore his eyes away from the screen and looked like he had awoken from a daze. “Yes, I’m done!”
The two users handed the two items back to Zapty. “Glad you like them! See all you at contest!” Zapty walked out the door.
~
Later that day, at the contest: “And now, the winners will be announced! There were so many good games, it was hard to choose. But the judeges have narrowed it down to two games: ‘Mutant Cucumber Hunt’ and ‘Angry Pie Kills! And the winner is by a very narrow margin: ‘Mutant Cucumber Hunt!’”
Golden and M4Jesus high-fived. “Great job, Golden!”
“Thanks, M4Jesus! You know what we should do?” Golden said.
“What?” M4Jesus asked.
“We should make Zapty’s game a mini game in ours! And we should sell the game in your store!”
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 11:27:47 GMT
Season 3, Episode 3: Attack of the Mutated Ninja Cucumbers Part II!
Part 1:
Back underground in the secret laboratory, the pickle overlord sat in an overstuffed chair and looked forlorn. He looked up as his top minion walked toward him. “What is it?”
The minion replied, “Lord Nade, we have been searching for a way to destroy the LMB’s, and we think we have found the answer!”
“Well, tell me!” Lord Nade, a.k.a., the pickle overlord, said.
“We have just received a message from a prominent user on the MB’s, Skul, via his assistant, Elizabeth, and he says he can help take over M4Jesus’s shop!”
Lord Nade sprang out of his chair. “What? How is this possible?”
The minion gave a nasty grin and said, “It is something he calls… mutated ninja cucumbers, and… getting rid of Zapty.”
“Tell me more,” Lord Nade said with an evil chuckle.
~
M4Jesus turned on his television and glared at it. Business was really slow these days, and he didn’t like it one bit.
Suddenly, Elizabeth burst through the door. “M4Jesus, I have to tell you something. I just delivered a message from Skul to this weirdo guy called the pickle overlord, and I think this fella is planning to take over the MB’s with the mutated ninja cucumbers I helped Skul create!”
“Huh?” M4Jesus said. “How is he going to do that?”
“Well,” Elizabeth began, “I read the message just as Skul told me not too. And then, just like the good ninja I am, I read that he plans to hand over the formula for the mutated ninja cucumbers in exchange for taking care of Zapty!”
“Oh my goodness!” M4Jesus said. “This sounds serious. What else?”
Elizabeth took a deep breath and continued. “Skul said that if the pickle overlord agreed, Skul would hand over the formula and Zapty to the pickle overlord so that the pickle overlord could raid your shop and take over nearly the entire LEGO Message Boards!”
M4Jesus sat back in shock. “But… he… can’t… do… that! Zapty is my best customer, and I don’t want my shop raided! What do we do?”
“We get ready with some serious sword training!” Elizabeth said as she pulled twin swords from behind her back.
Taking one of the swords, M4Jesus and Elizabeth began their exercises. “I hope this pays off when we have to face the ninja cucumbers!” M4Jesus said.
~
Meanwhile, in Lord Nade’s secret headquarters…
“Alright, wench!” Lord Nade commanded one of his minions, “Bring the Zapty and the formula in here to me.”
The minion nodded and ran into the other room. Seconds later, he returned with a piece of paper and a handcuffed Zapty.
“You no can do this to me!” Zapty yelled, “Me have rights!”
Lord Nade laughed evilly. “You used to have rights when you were at Skul’s hotel! Now, you are at my hotel. And my employees love it! Don’t you all?” He asked his minions.
“Yes, sir, we do!” they said in unison.
“Good.” Lord Nade turned back to Zapty. “Now, you will help lead my cucumber army into battle against M4Jesus. Tomorrow morning.”
The next morning, M4Jesus had assembled the greatest user army ever: Dinosaur, WaveViper, A_Grue, Micb, Elizabeth, Dwarfy, starwarsgirl, and more all armed to the teeth with katanas (Japanese swords), nunchaku (Japanese nunchuks), and pickle guns!
“Okay, you all know your jobs, right?” M4Jesus asked.
The user army nodded and went to their posts.
“Okay, Dwarfy, Elizabeth, Dinosaur, and I are going to try to go rescue Zapty. This rest of you, defend this shop down to the last pickle!” M4Jesus said.
“Alright!” all the users said.
Soon, everyone was in position as they awaited the arrival of the mutated ninja army under the command of the pickle overlord.
Suddenly, they saw the army in the distance. “Alright everyone, ready, set, now!” M4Jesus said.
As the mutated ninja cucumber army drew near, M4Jesus, Elizabeth, and the others charged out toward the tied up Zapty sitting in a cool cumber – drawn chair.
M4Jesus untied Zapty and handed him his trusty frying pan. “Me help fight cool cumbers!” Zapty said. “Superb Zapty, away!”
The users immediately defeated the army with the help of the cool cumber yeller Zapty, and Lord Nade and his minions retreated back to their headquarters.
“Great job, team! Thanks so much for helping me!” M4Jesus said.
Less then ten minutes later, a group of users came charging up the path dragging a terrified Zapty.
“What happened?” M4Jesus yelled at Zapty as he ran out to meet the oncoming users.
“Me not know! Me was playing me instruments, and suddenly, they was dragging I up here!” Zapty said.
M4Jesus took a deep breath and looked at the users. “Okay, I’m really sorry you didn’t like Zapty’s music, but I couldn’t help it! Skul kicked Zapty out, and he came to live with me!”
A_Grue stepped out of the crowd. “Hey man, you got it all wrong! These guys actually love Zapty’s music, and they want to elect him as chief LMB musician!”
Zapty and M4Jesus looked at them, stunned.
The crowd started chanting, “We want Zapty, we want Zapty, we want Zapty!”
“Well,” Zapty said, “Me might as well be chief music ian!” Note from the author: (That was not a typo. Zapty actually said ‘music ian.’ )
The users cheered and carried Zapty back to the hotel on their shoulders.
Skul stood outside his hotel, his mouth hanging open like a huge barn door. “They… actually… like… his music!”
“That true, Mrs. Skul! Me hope you like it too and let I stay with you.”
Skul nodded. “I guess so. Welcome back to the hotel!”
Season 3, Episode 5: Big Cool Cumbers, Big Problems.
Part 1:
“Come all and one! Come buy Zapty’s amazing cool cumber growing fertilizer and make big cool cumbers!”
M4Jesus looked out the window and saw Zapty peeking in. “Hello, Zapty. Come on in.”
Zapty nodded with joy and opened the door. “Hi cool cumber man! Me has created a special formlua to grow cool cumbers big! You want it?”
Taking the jar from Zapty’s outstretched hand, M4Jesus looked at the ingredient list. “Hmm… it says here that the ingredients are pesticides, nitro - glycerin, dynamite, jalapeño peppers, snake venom, and extra strong radioactive acid.”
Nodding, Zapty said, “They made out of all gnat chural en greedy ants. You like?”
M4Jesus took a second look at the ingredients on the jar. “Um, well, I’ll try it.”
“Yay!” Zapty said. “You first person to buy this all year!”
“I think I might know why.” M4Jesus said.
Zapty coughed. “Um, thanks cool cumber man! Me go now. You may pay in fresh cool cumbers.” Zapty grabbed a crate of cucumbers and ran out the door.
M4Jesus took the jar and sat it on the counter. Suddenly, the door opened and Golden entered.
“Hey M4Jesus! What’s that jar on the counter?”
Looking up, M4Jesus said, “Something that I think might totally demolish the whole LMB’s.”
Golden looked at the jar in astonishment. “Well, what are you going to do with it?”
M4Jesus looked at him. “I may be a fool, but I’m going to try it out as it was intended to be: I’m going to grow some cucumbers.”
“No!” Golden said. “You can’t do that!”
“Well, you never know.” M4Jesus said. “It just might work.”
Golden gulped. “Well, if it does work, I’m not going to be here to see it!”
M4Jesus grabbed the jar and made a move like he was going to fling it at Golden.
“Ah!!!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!” Golden yelled as he ran out the door.
Chuckling, M4Jesus replaced the jar and went in the back to gather up some cucumber seeds. “Well, let’s see if this stuff works!” he said as he went outside and put the seeds in a small hole in the ground. Then, he poured the whole contents of the jar into the small hole.
Suddenly, the ground started shaking and the hole started to smoke. M4Jesus stepped back as the ground suddenly exploded and three gigantic cucumbers came bursting out.
“Well, I did not see that coming!” M4Jesus said as he looked at the forty – foot high cucumbers. “Now what am I supposed to do?”
“Hello, M4Jesus!” A voice said behind him. “Nice day, isn’t it!”
Oh no. M4Jesus thought. Bad timing for Skul to come calling.
Skul stumbled back like he had been hit with a pile driver and stared, mouth agape, and the monstrous cucumbers looming before him.
“How… why… who… how did you do this?”
M4Jesus looked at Skul sheepishly. “Well, I foolishly bought some of Zapty’s cool cumber fertilizer and used it to grow these.”
Skul looked at him. “Well, the result definitely wasn’t foolish! We need to go to the MB Achievements topic to record this! This is definitely a record for the largest cucumber ever!”
“Really?” M4Jesus asked.
“Most certainly!” Skul said. “And of course, I will take a little of the credit because… um…”
M4Jesus sighed and said dryly, “Because you’re Skul?”
Skul nodded. “That’s a good reason! Because I’m Skul…” He glared at M4Jesus, who started laughing.
By now, a crowd of users had gathered, admiring the huge cucumbers. “Wow, M4Jesus, these are huge! How did you grow them?” WaveViper asked.
Elizabeth cut in. “These would make great sword targets!” She unsheathed her twin swords. “Do you mind?”
M4Jesus nodded. “Yes, I do mind.”
M4Jesus spotted Zapty in the crowd. “Thanks a lot, Zapty. I couldn’t have done it without your fertilizer.”
M4Jesus stood at the front of his store and was washing some windows, when suddenly the door swung open. “Hey, M4Jesus!” A_Grue said.
“What is it?” M4Jesus asked.
“Roar!” A_Grue said.
M4Jesus turned away. “Is that all you have to say?”
A_Grue thought for a moment. “Well, I also wanted to tell you that I heard in the Kingdoms forum that some new knights are coming to town, called the Pickle Knights, and they wanted to help protect your store!”
“Well, that’s real nice of them! When are they coming?” M4Jesus asked.
“Right now!” A_Grue said.
M4Jesus looked out the window and saw a huge company of knights coming up the path.
“Well, got to go!” A_Grue said as he ran out the door.
Suddenly, the door flew open again as a very large man in armor dashed in. “Are you M4Jesus?” he asked, breathing hard.
M4Jesus looked at him. “Um… I suppose so.”
“Good.” The man said. “We are here to help protect this store from any and all intruders. Right, men?”
Clang! Clang! Chaching! M4Jesus covered his ears as two of the knights munched on M4Jesus’s pickles and fought each other.
“Would you guys please stop?” M4Jesus yelled above the racket. “I can’t even hear myself!”
The knights pretended not to hear and kept on munching and fighting.
M4Jesus sighed. All of a sudden, the door opened and two other knights brought in a struggling Zapty.
“Zapty!” M4Jesus said. “What are you doing here?”
Zapty stood to his feet. “Well, cool cumber man, me come to buy pie, and knights stop Zapty! Me say, ‘well, it not matter,’ so me started knocking out them with frying pan.”
“And then they captured you and brought you in here.” M4Jesus finished for him.
Shaking his head, Zapty said, “No cool cumber man. You no say it in Zapty languish. It actually: ‘they capture I and brought I in here. Me mad!’”
“Oh, okay.” M4Jesus said. “Anyway, guys, why did you capture Zapty? He is my best customer!”
The knights shrugged. “So? He was trespassing, and that is a big no-no.”
“But guys!” M4Jesus said.
“No buts.” The knight said. “Anybody who trespasses is subject to immediate arrest, and that’s final.”
M4Jesus sat glumly in his store a couple days later. “Wow, this is sad,” he told his cucumbers, “All my customers have been scared off, and I don’t have anyone to sell anything to! And those knights, when they get hungry, they just take some of my precious cucumbers!”
Suddenly, M4Jesus heard a small digging sound in the back of his store. He quietly crept back and listened. All of a sudden, two heads appeared in a hole in the ground.
“Hi cool cumber man!” Zapty said loudly.
The other user, WaveViper, put his finger to his lips. “Quiet, Zapty! This is a covert operation, remember?”
“Oh, right.” Zapty said in a much quieter tone.
“What are you guys doing here?” M4Jesus asked.
“Well, we wanted some pickles so bad, that we snuck in here! That’s about it.” WaveViper said.
All of a sudden, the three users heard marching outside. “What’s going on?” M4Jesus asked as he saw the whole army of Pickle Knights walking away.
The head knight turned to him. “We just heard that another pickle lover was in need of assistance in defending his cucumbers.”
“Oh, who was it?” M4Jesus asked.
“The user’s name was Zapty. He said he was being attacked by a Mrs. Skul, and he needed help.”
M4Jesus and WaveViper started laughing. “Zapty’s right here!” M4Jesus said.
The knight looked at the grinning face of Zapty. “Well, we’re going to go help him anyway. He said he was at the MB Hotel. Goodbye.”
M4Jesus looked glumly at the huge bill lying before him. “Oh, great,” he told his cucumbers, “would you just look at that? I owe 40 likes to the cool cumber distributor, 250 likes to the repair man, and the list goes on and on! What do I do?”
Of course, the cucumbers didn’t answer. M4Jesus sighed.
He noticed that an advertisement in the open newspaper in front of him. “What is this?”
“Come one and all,” the newspaper said, “to the annual LMB Balloon Contest! Contestants have four days to construct a balloon with a partner, then enter it into the contest. The judges will then decide who gets the 350 likes as a prize for the best balloon! Enter today!*”
M4Jesus was so excited, he failed to read the small print. Since you probably might want to know this, here is what it says: *(All contestants must be aware that the judges have already decided that a Mr. Skul Duggery is going to win the specified contest stated above.)
“Why, this is going to be so easy!” M4Jesus said as he danced around the store. “All I have to do now is find a partner, build a balloon, and WHAM! The likes are mine!”
Zapty poked his head in. “What you say about partner?”
“Well,” M4Jesus said excitedly, “If you would like to be my balloon making partner, I would be glad to have you!”
“Of course, cool cumber man!” Zapty said as he darted inside and started juggling cucumbers. “Me be glad to help.”
M4Jesus stood up and said, “Alright. Now, all we need is a plan and some balloon materials.”
“Me got that, Senor!” Zapty said. “You go get supplies, Zapty make plans!”
“Thanks a lot, Zapty,” M4Jesus said as he raced out the door. “You’re a real friend.”
