OC: Well it is a rank roleplay after all, but I suppose one could take liberties in how they portray their rank.
OOC: Oh, I didn't read the title. IC: *Sails in.*
IC: *The sky echoes with loud war cries and the Samurai immediately turns their horse around in time to catch eye of a large Viking vessel landing on the shore. Readying their bow, the Samurai pins the Cowboy to a tree by the shirt and rides off to meet the newcomers.*
OOC: We'll just have it that the cowboy wandered into the battlefield and was merely a distraction.
IC: *The sky echoes with loud war cries and the Samurai immediately turns their horse around in time to catch eye of a large Viking vessel landing on the shore. Readying their bow, the Samurai pins the Cowboy to a tree by the shirt and rides off to meet the newcomers.*
OOC: We'll just have it that the cowboy wandered into the battlefield and was merely a distraction.
IC: *The sky echoes with loud war cries and the Samurai immediately turns their horse around in time to catch eye of a large Viking vessel landing on the shore. Readying their bow, the Samurai pins the Cowboy to a tree by the shirt and rides off to meet the newcomers.*
OOC: We'll just have it that the cowboy wandered into the battlefield and was merely a distraction.
IC: *The Samurai sheathes their yari and aims their bow in the direction of the Viking's head. For a moment everything is still and nothing but the cry of seagulls echoes in the background. The Samurai fires...*
*The arrow flies over the Viking's head and pierces the leaves high above a nearby palm tree. The arrow was real, and pulling the cord attached to it the Samurai retrieves themselves a fine prize of a coconut and hands it to the Viking, complete with an umbrella straw.*
IC: *The Samurai sheathes their yari and aims their bow in the direction of the Viking's head. For a moment everything is still and nothing but the cry of seagulls echoes in the background. The Samurai fires...*
*The arrow flies over the Viking's head and pierces the leaves high above a nearby palm tree. The arrow was real, and pulling the cord attached to it the Samurai retrieves themselves a fine prize of a coconut and hands it to the Viking, complete with an umbrella straw.*
IC: *The Samurai sheathes their yari and aims their bow in the direction of the Viking's head. For a moment everything is still and nothing but the cry of seagulls echoes in the background. The Samurai fires...*
*The arrow flies over the Viking's head and pierces the leaves high above a nearby palm tree. The arrow was real, and pulling the cord attached to it the Samurai retrieves themselves a fine prize of a coconut and hands it to the Viking, complete with an umbrella straw.*
Would you like some potato salad?
*Pulling a potato from a satchel tied to their horse's saddle, the Samurai takes their katana and throws it in the air. After skillfully performing numerous sword strokes, the potato is neatly sliced and ready to be placed in a salad, however, the Samurai instead rides their horse nearby the Viking's ship and begins to pelt the remaining crewmembers onboard with the pieces. Saving the biggest piece for last, the Samurai turns their horse around and throws it directly at the Viking's face.*
*Pulling a potato from a satchel tied to their horse's saddle, the Samurai takes their katana and throws it in the air. After skillfully performing numerous sword strokes, the potato is neatly sliced and ready to be placed in a salad, however, the Samurai instead rides their horse nearby the Viking's ship and begins to pelt the remaining crewmembers onboard with the pieces. Saving the biggest piece for last, the Samurai turns their horse around and throws it directly at the Viking's face.*
*Pulling a potato from a satchel tied to their horse's saddle, the Samurai takes their katana and throws it in the air. After skillfully performing numerous sword strokes, the potato is neatly sliced and ready to be placed in a salad, however, the Samurai instead rides their horse nearby the Viking's ship and begins to pelt the remaining crewmembers onboard with the pieces. Saving the biggest piece for last, the Samurai turns their horse around and throws it directly at the Viking's face.*
*It lands in the Viking's mouth. Eats it.*
*The Samurai nods to the Viking clearly impressed with his skills, but suddenly grasps him by the collar and pulls him back. With their other hand they deflect a random scarab, slicing it in half with their yari. The arrow head leaks poison of the most deadliest kind—non-stop itching spray.*
*The Samurai motions for the Viking to stand back as an oncoming army of Egyptian soldiers appears on the horizon.*
*The Samurai nods to the Viking clearly impressed with his skills, but suddenly grasps him by the collar and pulls him back. With their other hand they deflect a random scarab, slicing it in half with their yari. The arrow head leaks poison of the most deadliest kind—non-stop itching spray.*
*The Samurai motions for the Viking to stand back as an oncoming army of Egyptian soldiers appears on the horizon.*
*The Samurai nods to the Viking clearly impressed with his skills, but suddenly grasps him by the collar and pulls him back. With their other hand they deflect a random scarab, slicing it in half with their yari. The arrow head leaks poison of the most deadliest kind—non-stop itching spray.*
*The Samurai motions for the Viking to stand back as an oncoming army of Egyptian soldiers appears on the horizon.*
I'll prepare my ship.
*The Samurai's horse digs their front hoof into the ground, a sign that they will stand their ground. Providing cover for the Viking to ready his ship, the Samurai darts back and forth on their horse while firing arrows at the Egyptian army. Dodging a reed shaft, the Samurai heads straight for the Leader.*
*The Samurai's horse digs their front hoof into the ground, a sign that they will stand their ground. Providing cover for the Viking to ready his ship, the Samurai darts back and forth on their horse while firing arrows at the Egyptian army. Dodging a reed shaft, the Samurai heads straight for the Leader.*
*The Samurai's horse digs their front hoof into the ground, a sign that they will stand their ground. Providing cover for the Viking to ready his ship, the Samurai darts back and forth on their horse while firing arrows at the Egyptian army. Dodging a reed shaft, the Samurai heads straight for the Leader.*
*Fires cannons at the Egyptians.*
*The Pharaoh commands the scarabs to form a wall that deflects the fire. He then sends a second force of scarabs to fly towards the Viking vessel, reigning down non-stop itching dust from their wings.*
*The Samurai continues the pursuit, yelling out to the Viking.*
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