I suppose you can accuse me all you want, but given that you have exactly zero reputable evidence, any and all accusations may be identified as slander under The Brick Boards Articles of Conglomeration, Article 54, paragraph 3, clause ix, and you may be prosecuted for libel and conspiracy to undermine the Conglomerate by insinuation of false duplicates, both of which are considered felonies. =P
But if, as I do believe, The Brick Boards Articles of Conglomeration, Article 54, paragraph 3, clause ix, does not exist, then you will be a proven liar, thus making my accusations easier believed by the LMB court, and sealing your fate as a resident of the LMBE Prison.
*Music stops abruptly.* Okay, so there doesn't seem to be any evidence against you. We'll have to perform some further investigations just to be safe, but for now you're free to go.
*Music stops abruptly.* Okay, so there doesn't seem to be any evidence against you. We'll have to perform some further investigations just to be safe, but for now you're free to go.
WOW!!! Thanks, Can I be put back on hold to dance?
*Music stops abruptly.* Okay, so there doesn't seem to be any evidence against you. We'll have to perform some further investigations just to be safe, but for now you're free to go.
WOW!!! Thanks, Can I be put back on hold to dance?
Um, sure. I'm going to leave, but I will turn that hold music back on, I guess. *Hold music starts playing.*