-Sham: "Not for long. I shall reabsorb you, -Sham, and you will submit to the . Then, we will use the power of the to defeat Hannah together."
-Sham: "You will never defeat us both, -me."
*-Sham pulls out a sword and charges*
*-Sham pulls out a water pistol and shoots non-acidic pumpkin juice at the floor, making -Sham fall over and drop his sword; -Sham grabs it*
*-Sham drops a flashbang that looks exactly like a on the ground, which explodes. -Sham then leaps to his feet and charges at -Sham before -Sham can recover*
Of course they have explosives shaped like themselves.
*I run into the fray and blast an explosion at -Sham*
Of course we do. What's the point of an explosive that can't go bang and make friends at the same time?
*-Sham is knocked backwards onto the floor*
*-Sham tries to pick up the sword he stole from -Sham*
*-Sham throws another -bomb, but -Sham pulls out a flare gun and fires it; the two projectiles meet halfway and create a large explosion that knocks everybody against various walls*
{OOC:}Oh, I assumed we were just going to add one pew each time.
They've been slightly less random. I consistently get the closing shift, ending at 11 PM. And I rarely start earlier than 3. Which in some ways is nice, but sometimes dinner is tricky.
*One of the Leprechauns pours treacle over the makeshift wall to make it more stricky, the rest come to help the pigeons with the fifth wall*
*The green sheep sing a note so high it deflects Flame's shots:* "Ee-vil, ee-vil, EEEE-VILIS THE PEW-PEWING MECH!"
*A couple of the sheep have injured voiceboxes, so they have stayed to shoot at GKF8*
*I have to look up treacle* *Turns out it's a British word for molasses* *some bored FlameForce sheep notice and, thinking that treacle must be fizzy molasses, start attacking the furniture wall*
*Since his non-fizzy-lemonade-shooters aren't working, Flame switches to use his flaming coal block launcher. But the force of the cannon causes his mech to finally tear open, and the opera comes flooding in*
*Flame curls up in a ball* "Make it stop!!"
*some of FlameForce's sheep haven't been distracted by Flame's antics or the treacle, and are also still firing at GKF8*
Of course they have explosives shaped like themselves.
*I run into the fray and blast an explosion at -Sham*
Of course we do. What's the point of an explosive that can't go bang and make friends at the same time?
*-Sham is knocked backwards onto the floor*
*-Sham tries to pick up the sword he stole from -Sham*
*-Sham throws another -bomb, but -Sham pulls out a flare gun and fires it; the two projectiles meet halfway and create a large explosion that knocks everybody against various walls*
*I get stuck on the treacle-coated fourth wall*
*the FlameForce sheep blasting that wall see me and start concentrating their fire*
*I have to look up treacle* *Turns out it's a British word for molasses* *some bored FlameForce sheep notice and, thinking that treacle must be fizzy molasses, start attacking the furniture wall*
*Since his non-fizzy-lemonade-shooters aren't working, Flame switches to use his flaming coal block launcher. But the force of the cannon causes his mech to finally tear open, and the opera comes flooding in*
*Flame curls up in a ball* "Make it stop!!"
*some of FlameForce's sheep haven't been distracted by Flame's antics or the treacle, and are also still firing at GKF8*
{OOC:} That's a good way to sum up most of my schedules.
*They get stuck to the pile of furniture, and probably swallow treacle by accident as they struggle to free themselves, which would reveal that treacle isn't fizzy*
*One of the sheep attacking the fourth wall finds a non-treacled bit, which falls apart, allowing this one sheep to see through the fourth wall*
*The choir form a circle around the mech, so that Flame cannot escape *
Sheep: "Evil, evil, evil, you've been taught! With evil, evil, evil, your radios are fraught! Evil, evil, we'll drive from this place, and with sweet melodic opera we'll evil replace!"
*The still-firing green sheep hand out water pistols loaded with acidic pumpkin juice for the orange sheep to fire whenever GKF8 starts fighting back and presumably uses his OP lawyer powers to destroy our normal weapons*
It is, though only the LiC has one this good. The rest of the Leprechauns have the simpler, less expensive sort.
*The LiC fires multiple laser beams at you*
That makes sense. *General Flame is jealous*
*I manage to dodge all but one*
*A passing green sheep offers to design him a better mech, on condition that he never listens to metal music again*
*While you are recovering from the laser, the Leprechaun-in-chief fires a giant cannon that splatters you in treacle, sticking your legs together and your feet to the ground so that you cannot dodge whatever he decides to fire next*
Of course we do. What's the point of an explosive that can't go bang and make friends at the same time?
*-Sham is knocked backwards onto the floor*
*-Sham tries to pick up the sword he stole from -Sham*
*-Sham throws another -bomb, but -Sham pulls out a flare gun and fires it; the two projectiles meet halfway and create a large explosion that knocks everybody against various walls*
*I get stuck on the treacle-coated fourth wall*
*the FlameForce sheep blasting that wall see me and start concentrating their fire*
*Their concentrated fire rapidly starts destroying the makeshift fourth wall*
OOC: Hannah, look at the wall! I think they're about to break through.
*Loud noises, including fireworks, enginges, and people marching, are heard outside.*
*The doors burst open as a bright green limousine drives in, followed by a long procession of Leprechauns carrying banners and flags. The car doors swing open, allowing myself the Leprechaun-in-Chief to emerge.*
*Meanwhile, the Leprechauns busy themselves bringing in an assortment of Halloween-themed footstuffs.*
*I have to look up treacle* *Turns out it's a British word for molasses* *some bored FlameForce sheep notice and, thinking that treacle must be fizzy molasses, start attacking the furniture wall*
*Since his non-fizzy-lemonade-shooters aren't working, Flame switches to use his flaming coal block launcher. But the force of the cannon causes his mech to finally tear open, and the opera comes flooding in*
*Flame curls up in a ball* "Make it stop!!"
*some of FlameForce's sheep haven't been distracted by Flame's antics or the treacle, and are also still firing at GKF8*
{OOC:} That's a good way to sum up most of my schedules.
*They get stuck to the pile of furniture, and probably swallow treacle by accident as they struggle to free themselves, which would reveal that treacle isn't fizzy*
*One of the sheep attacking the fourth wall finds a non-treacled bit, which falls apart, allowing this one sheep to see through the fourth wall*
*The choir form a circle around the mech, so that Flame cannot escape *
Sheep: "Evil, evil, evil, you've been taught! With evil, evil, evil, your radios are fraught! Evil, evil, we'll drive from this place, and with sweet melodic opera we'll evil replace!"
*The still-firing green sheep hand out water pistols loaded with acidic pumpkin juice for the orange sheep to fire whenever GKF8 starts fighting back and presumably uses his OP lawyer powers to destroy our normal weapons*
*A passing green sheep offers to design him a better mech, on condition that he never listens to metal music again*
*While you are recovering from the laser, the Leprechaun-in-chief fires a giant cannon that splatters you in treacle, sticking your legs together and your feet to the ground so that you cannot dodge whatever he decides to fire next*
OOC: Do you also not like metal music? Or is it just fun to mess with General Flame?
Flame: "Like I would trust anything you built!"
*I ready my sword to try exploding whatever he decides to fire next*
*notices how chaotic the party is at the moment* o_o Uh... *finds a table that somehow hasn't been destroyed* I'll just leave them here, feel free to take one...
*Loud noises, including fireworks, enginges, and people marching, are heard outside.*
*The doors burst open as a bright green limousine drives in, followed by a long procession of Leprechauns carrying banners and flags. The car doors swing open, allowing myself the Leprechaun-in-Chief to emerge.*
*Meanwhile, the Leprechauns busy themselves bringing in an assortment of Halloween-themed footstuffs.*
Greetings, good partiers!
Sham has returned.
*Walks over whilst the elderly Leprechaun-in-Chief barks orders at his servants*
-Sham: "Not for long. I shall reabsorb you, 
-Sham, and you will submit to the 
-Sham*
-Sham*
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