*A curious leprechaun pours some fizzy lemonade through a crack in that table, wondering if the hoofed creature will come out*
*The leprechaun soon discovers that non-fizzy lemonade is being shot at his legs*
*Suspecting who might be under there, the leprechaun takes out his phone. He holds it so the speaker is right against the crack in the table and starts playing a YouTube video of a recent green sheep opera concert*
*Having been preparing for this door for months, columns of green sheep and leprechauns enter the party with jeeps and tanks loaded with supplies and Halloween decorations. They start barricading the doors shut and place snipers with fizzy lemonade shooters at the windows and on the roof. Others take out boxes of pizza, -cookies and halloween cookies and set them up on tables throughout the room. A prefab plywood tower is set up in the middle, and the leprechaun-in-chief unfolds his deckchair on top. General Sorrel of the Green Sheep Army climbs up beside him and conducts a short opera to explain their actions:*
"Eee-vil, eee-vil, eeeee-vil are the ! Free from them, free from them this party shall now be!"
*The leprechaun soon discovers that non-fizzy lemonade is being shot at his legs*
*Suspecting who might be under there, the leprechaun takes out his phone. He holds it so the speaker is right against the crack in the table and starts playing a YouTube video of a recent green sheep opera concert*
*Having been preparing for this door for months, columns of green sheep and leprechauns enter the party with jeeps and tanks loaded with supplies and Halloween decorations. They start barricading the doors shut and place snipers with fizzy lemonade shooters at the windows and on the roof. Others take out boxes of pizza, -cookies and halloween cookies and set them up on tables throughout the room. A prefab plywood tower is set up in the middle, and the leprechaun-in-chief unfolds his deckchair on top. General Sorrel of the Green Sheep Army climbs up beside him and conducts a short opera to explain their actions:*
"Eee-vil, eee-vil, eeeee-vil are the ! Free from them, free from them this party shall now be!"
*Suspecting who might be under there, the leprechaun takes out his phone. He holds it so the speaker is right against the crack in the table and starts playing a YouTube video of a recent green sheep opera concert*
*The non-fizzy lemonade is aimed at the speaker*
*The phone starts fizzling and a burning smell fills the room*
*Having been preparing for this door for months, columns of green sheep and leprechauns enter the party with jeeps and tanks loaded with supplies and Halloween decorations. They start barricading the doors shut and place snipers with fizzy lemonade shooters at the windows and on the roof. Others take out boxes of pizza, -cookies and halloween cookies and set them up on tables throughout the room. A prefab plywood tower is set up in the middle, and the leprechaun-in-chief unfolds his deckchair on top. General Sorrel of the Green Sheep Army climbs up beside him and conducts a short opera to explain their actions:*
"Eee-vil, eee-vil, eeeee-vil are the ! Free from them, free from them this party shall now be!"
*The s leave and head for the power plant*
*Nothing happens for a few minutes as sentinels on the roof relay this information to the command tower, where the Leprechaun-in-chief says something to General Sorrel, who starts singing a succession of seemingly random quotes from famous operas into a walkie talkie*
*A few minutes later, the hear distant loudspeakers playing March of the Resistance from Star Wars: the Force Awakens*
*several hundred shadows fall on the as what looks like every LAF plane ever built drops out of the clouds above. Inside the cockpits, each pilot has the song playing so loudly they can barely hear their own thoughts, and a stack of pizza boxes next to a small machine that automatically opens the box, slices the pizza and holds out a slice to the pilot's mouth at regular intervals*
*The LAF lets loose its barrage, raining a bombardment of -cookies on the -army below*
*Nothing happens for a few minutes as sentinels on the roof relay this information to the command tower, where the Leprechaun-in-chief says something to General Sorrel, who starts singing a succession of seemingly random quotes from famous operas into a walkie talkie*
*A few minutes later, the hear distant loudspeakers playing March of the Resistance from Star Wars: the Force Awakens*
*several hundred shadows fall on the as what looks like every LAF plane ever built drops out of the clouds above. Inside the cockpits, each pilot has the song playing so loudly they can barely hear their own thoughts, and a stack of pizza boxes next to a small machine that automatically opens the box, slices the pizza and holds out a slice to the pilot's mouth at regular intervals*
*The LAF lets loose its barrage, raining a bombardment of -cookies on the -army below*
*Most of the army is stopped in their tracks, a few manage to take refuge under an umbrella and press forward*
"Great idea! ...we just need to find a way back to shore and past the :)s first."
"Hm, getting out of here might be tough..."
*I ask the pirate if he has any ideas*
"If ye be saying the can be defeated...then I would take ye ashore meself, if only I could. But the dinghies be lost, and this ship is stuck on the rocks..."
*I nod towards your sword*
"there might be a way of getting rid of the rocks, and pushing the ship to shore..."
*Nothing happens for a few minutes as sentinels on the roof relay this information to the command tower, where the Leprechaun-in-chief says something to General Sorrel, who starts singing a succession of seemingly random quotes from famous operas into a walkie talkie*
*A few minutes later, the hear distant loudspeakers playing March of the Resistance from Star Wars: the Force Awakens*
*several hundred shadows fall on the as what looks like every LAF plane ever built drops out of the clouds above. Inside the cockpits, each pilot has the song playing so loudly they can barely hear their own thoughts, and a stack of pizza boxes next to a small machine that automatically opens the box, slices the pizza and holds out a slice to the pilot's mouth at regular intervals*
*The LAF lets loose its barrage, raining a bombardment of -cookies on the -army below*
*Most of the army is stopped in their tracks, a few manage to take refuge under an umbrella and press forward*
*The LAF planes pull up and circle back into the clouds*
Leprechaun-in-chief: "Deploy wave two! Soda bread is go!"
Sorrel: "Deploy him, deploy him, the Barber of Seville!"
*These two code phrases, spoken into separate walkie talkies, are designed to ensure that the plan isn't tampered with by a getting into a commander's head and ordering an attack at the wrong moment*
*At nearby airfields, over a hundred green sheep helicopters fire up their rotors and begin lifting off the ground*
"If ye be saying the can be defeated...then I would take ye ashore meself, if only I could. But the dinghies be lost, and this ship is stuck on the rocks..."
*I nod towards your sword*
"there might be a way of getting rid of the rocks, and pushing the ship to shore..."
...
Will we never be rid of those 
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Will we never be rid of those