{OOC:} And just as I was talking about getting the later shifts, they gave me FOUR days next week starting at 7 AM.
Oh, right. *This particular treacle is sentient and starts attacking them back*
*A robotic LMBE technician tries to fix the fourth wall, but gets struck to the treacle and malfunctions, firing nuts and bolts at the sheep*
*More green sheep arrive, carrying instruments and several cannons. They put up a sign saying "The Green Sheep Philharmonic Orchestra". The singers stop singing, and instead hum along as the musicians play the 1812 Overture, whilst using the cannons to try to blast the FlameForce plane out of the sky*
{OOC:} And there were some scheduling issues, I was asked to come in at 9 AM Sunday morning, but the paper schedule gave someone else that shift. So I have to call and ask tomorrow.
OOC: Do you also not like metal music? Or is it just fun to mess with General Flame?
Flame: "Like I would trust anything you built!"
*I ready my sword to try exploding whatever he decides to fire next*
OOC: I don't particularly like it - I'm more of a classical fan myself. But I don't actually have a passionate OOC dislike for metal music specifically .
Sheep engineer: "Have it your own way. Just stop complaining about how outdated your mech is if you don't want a new one."
*The Leprechaun-in-Chief's mech deploys a special water cannon with a reinforced tank, which fires acidic pumpking juice at you*
OOC: I see. I was just curious because this is now the third quote chain attacking Flame's musical preferences.
Flame: "I never said I didn't want a new mech!"
(FlameForce hasn't given him one because they don't trust him with it )
*I create explosions to push the acidic pumpkin juice out of the way, so it starts melting the floor beside me*
*There isn't much I can do about it, since making explosions would only worsen the situation*
This quote chain is about to get really weird... O_O
*I use my Implodium sword to implode whatever the sheep are firing, so that their shots are smaller and do less damage*
*It isn't weird enough for an MB party quote chain, so Benny's SPACESHIP SPACESHIP SPACESHIP crashes into the IC side of the fourth wall, smashing it completely apart and knocking the sheep into the OOC world*
*half of the sheep tumble into my bedroom, crushing my desk and terrifying my pet budgie (and me as well)*
*IC me is able to see through the gap and is surprised that my hair looks quite different than hers*
*the sheep try to make sense of this oddly non-rectangular biped*
OOC: Americans call budgerigars "parakeets"... but I happen to prefer budgie.
*he's splattered by stray shots of pumpkin juice and non-fizzy lemonade*
*A green sheep notices this, and throws a bucket of fizzy lemonade over both Clavin and whoever fired the non-fizzy lemonade, to convert them to the fizzy side of the Force*
*the random FlameForce sheep screams and runs for the nearest shower*
*since I'm stuck to a wall, I have one of my pigeons bring me a cookie*
*watches the pigeon deliver the cookie and spots you stuck to the wall* Hannah?! How did you end up... *decides not to question this for now and gives the pigeon a bottle of water to bring to you as well, which would hopefully wash away some of the treacle and unstick you*
Well, Sham was fighting a -ified clone of himself when a resulting explosion launched me to this wall. I don't know what happened to the two of them.
*the water helps enough so I can use my sword to start exploding the treacle*
*Walks over whilst the elderly Leprechaun-in-Chief barks orders at his servants*
How very perceptive of you. Happy Halloween!
I thank you for the compliment, Mr Sham-of-the-rocks. Likewise, I hope sir is happy with the party, does sir desire anything? Some tea, perchance? Maybe a slice of the delicious cuisine some call ''pumpkin pie?''
Ah, yes, a slice of scrumptious pumpkin pie would be lovely - hot, served with ice scream.
Welcome, and thank you for the foodstuffs. *Tastes a , hmm it tastes cookietastic!
*Hurriedly places a force field generator next to the cookies to ensure they aren't destroyed by any of the laser beams, acidic pumpkin juice, lemonade (both fizzy and cloudy), cannons, treacle, explosions or other projectiles that are flying around*
(It is, isn't it? *Throws an explosive in the air to cause some more chaos*
Thanks for protecting the cookies! I see there's quite a variety of projectiles being launched around here... (Indeed. *throws some less chaotic orange and black confetti* )
I could never let such delicious cookies go to waste. Yes, such is the way of MB parties...this one is still quite quiet by comparison to some of the others I've attended.
(*Also throws confetti in the air; it is caught in the explosion from the and catches fire* *
Oh, right. *This particular treacle is sentient and starts attacking them back*
*A robotic LMBE technician tries to fix the fourth wall, but gets struck to the treacle and malfunctions, firing nuts and bolts at the sheep*
*More green sheep arrive, carrying instruments and several cannons. They put up a sign saying "The Green Sheep Philharmonic Orchestra". The singers stop singing, and instead hum along as the musicians play the 1812 Overture, whilst using the cannons to try to blast the FlameForce plane out of the sky*
{OOC:} And there were some scheduling issues, I was asked to come in at 9 AM Sunday morning, but the paper schedule gave someone else that shift. So I have to call and ask tomorrow.
*The treacle is also infected with , and tries to convinve them it is their friend*
*This just makes it malfunction more and it starts shooting larger bits of metal at them*
*Of the cannons blows up the radio in Flame's mech*
{OOC (I really hope this actually works this time; it's rather annoying when it just says "spoiler tag" instead of displaying a normal jammer.... )} Oh dear. I hope you manage to sort it out without too much confusion and inconvenience.
OOC: I don't particularly like it - I'm more of a classical fan myself. But I don't actually have a passionate OOC dislike for metal music specifically .
Sheep engineer: "Have it your own way. Just stop complaining about how outdated your mech is if you don't want a new one."
*The Leprechaun-in-Chief's mech deploys a special water cannon with a reinforced tank, which fires acidic pumpking juice at you*
OOC: I see. I was just curious because this is now the third quote chain attacking Flame's musical preferences.
Flame: "I never said I didn't want a new mech!"
(FlameForce hasn't given him one because they don't trust him with it )
*I create explosions to push the acidic pumpkin juice out of the way, so it starts melting the floor beside me*
OOC: The green sheep are quite ideological when it comes to musical taste.
IC:
Sheep engineer: "But you just refused my offer to build one!"
(Very senseible of them )
*The LiC, who has evidently been reading your story, presses a button that drops an anvil on you*
*I use my Implodium sword to implode whatever the sheep are firing, so that their shots are smaller and do less damage*
*It isn't weird enough for an MB party quote chain, so Benny's SPACESHIP SPACESHIP SPACESHIP crashes into the IC side of the fourth wall, smashing it completely apart and knocking the sheep into the OOC world*
*half of the sheep tumble into my bedroom, crushing my desk and terrifying my pet budgie (and me as well)*
*IC me is able to see through the gap and is surprised that my hair looks quite different than hers*
*the sheep try to make sense of this oddly non-rectangular biped*
OOC: Americans call budgerigars "parakeets"... but I happen to prefer budgie.
*The fourth wall's collapse damages various another dimensional barriers, causing the beavers from Chima to also arrive and start fixing your desk with a cry of "FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT"*
*Various people IC also look through the hole in the fabric of reality*
*A green sheep notices this, and throws a bucket of fizzy lemonade over both Clavin and whoever fired the non-fizzy lemonade, to convert them to the fizzy side of the Force*
*the random FlameForce sheep screams and runs for the nearest shower*
*The Leprechauns alter the pipes so that the shower shoots fizzy lemonade instead of water*