*Backs away* Yes, and friends don't try and convert each other into mindwashed servants, do they, ?
(Oh dear, I feel the within overpowering me...the shall prevail. )
Friends coexist peacefully, as we will.
Yes, yes, it's true...
I'm sure. And friends tell their friends when they are making an extremely bad decision, don't they? *Reaches for sword*
(*Snaps out of it* No! You will never win, ! I will warn the other users and they will stop- *Falls back into trance* Yes, mighty . Nobody can stop the now... )
Yes, that'd be nice to see if there's any more memories hiding there.
Yes, and today was only 4 hours so that was nice.
Shamrock , speaking of old times, is your other sword called Shamadium or Shammium? It was the former at first, then you started calling it the latter. I always called it the Shamadium sword, figuring that you must have forgotten, but it has crossed my mind that you might prefer how Shammium sounds.
Shamadium probably sounds better. I must just have forgotten it over time, but we'll go with the original.
I'm sure. And friends tell their friends when they are making an extremely bad decision, don't they? *Reaches for sword*
(*Snaps out of it* No! You will never win, ! I will warn the other users and they will stop- *Falls back into trance* Yes, mighty . Nobody can stop the now... )
Yes, of course. *it glances at your sword* Pulling that out would be such a decision.
I am in the process of pursuing the staff about it. Yes, memories of the good old days...
Excellent.
It's interesting what is saved in the official archives. In the MB Stories forum, Unusually Spooky wasn't saved but your attempted sequel was.
That's interesting. My sequel isn't one of the ones I archived myself, so I suppose somebody must just have been going through the forum and archived it but not got to yours.
I'm sure. And friends tell their friends when they are making an extremely bad decision, don't they? *Reaches for sword*
(*Snaps out of it* No! You will never win, ! I will warn the other users and they will stop- *Falls back into trance* Yes, mighty . Nobody can stop the now... )
Yes, of course. *it glances at your sword* Pulling that out would be such a decision.
(Yes... )
It would. Almost as bad a decision as it would be if you ignored me telling you that trying to take over the Boards with -ness is a bad idea.
(What are your commands, ? How shall I spread your infectious smile around the forums?)
It's interesting what is saved in the official archives. In the MB Stories forum, Unusually Spooky wasn't saved but your attempted sequel was.
That's interesting. My sequel isn't one of the ones I archived myself, so I suppose somebody must just have been going through the forum and archived it but not got to yours.
The weird part is, the sequel hadn't been posted in since late November, but my story had a post from January. I guess someone thought the sequel was interesting.
Yes, of course. *it glances at your sword* Pulling that out would be such a decision.
(Yes... )
It would. Almost as bad a decision as it would be if you ignored me telling you that trying to take over the Boards with -ness is a bad idea.
(What are your commands, ? How shall I spread your infectious smile around the forums?)
*the stares for a second, trying to figure out what's going through your head* It is a bad idea! We aren't taking over. We're just becoming friends with everyone.
(Keep a close watch on the Halloween party. We've been meaning to come there...)
That's interesting. My sequel isn't one of the ones I archived myself, so I suppose somebody must just have been going through the forum and archived it but not got to yours.
The weird part is, the sequel hadn't been posted in since late November, but my story had a post from January. I guess someone thought the sequel was interesting.
That is extremely odd. Lucikly you had the text of yours saved anyway, so we all get the excitement of reading it again on the LMBE Stories forum.
It would. Almost as bad a decision as it would be if you ignored me telling you that trying to take over the Boards with -ness is a bad idea.
(What are your commands, ? How shall I spread your infectious smile around the forums?)
*the stares for a second, trying to figure out what's going through your head* It is a bad idea! We aren't taking over. We're just becoming friends with everyone.
(Keep a close watch on the Halloween party. We've been meaning to come there...)
*Hesitates* What will you do once everybody is your friend?
(Yes, O One... *Due to the conflict of the infected part of my consciousness with the normal part, my avatar suddenly splits in two. One has a fixed smiling expression, the other looks terrified. The second runs out of the topic.* Must....warn...the Halloween Party!
*the stares for a second, trying to figure out what's going through your head* It is a bad idea! We aren't taking over. We're just becoming friends with everyone.
(Keep a close watch on the Halloween party. We've been meaning to come there...)
*Hesitates* What will you do once everybody is your friend?
(Yes, O One... *Due to the conflict of the infected part of my consciousness with the normal part, my avatar suddenly splits in two. One has a fixed smiling expression, the other looks terrified. The second runs out of the topic.* Must....warn...the Halloween Party!
Then we'll all be friends together! *the realizes it hasn't actually figured out what it's going to do after its plan succeeds*
(*The looks confused* This hasn't happened before! It must be an effect of his Shamadium sword. So which version of Sham is the sham? )
*Hesitates* What will you do once everybody is your friend?
(Yes, O One... *Due to the conflict of the infected part of my consciousness with the normal part, my avatar suddenly splits in two. One has a fixed smiling expression, the other looks terrified. The second runs out of the topic.* Must....warn...the Halloween Party!
Then we'll all be friends together! *the realizes it hasn't actually figured out what it's going to do after its plan succeeds*
(*The looks confused* This hasn't happened before! It must be an effect of his Shamadium sword. So which version of Sham is the sham? )
Oh, right. *Begins to wonder if I should trust the *
(*the smiling Sham stares after the terrified Sham* I think I am; I feel stronger than ever before...but not as sham-y as I did before. Shall I track the other Sham down and try to -ify him? )
Then we'll all be friends together! *the realizes it hasn't actually figured out what it's going to do after its plan succeeds*
(*The looks confused* This hasn't happened before! It must be an effect of his Shamadium sword. So which version of Sham is the sham? )
Oh, right. *Begins to wonder if I should trust the *
(*the smiling Sham stares after the terrified Sham* I think I am; I feel stronger than ever before...but not as sham-y as I did before. Shall I track the other Sham down and try to -ify him? )
*It wants you to think you should*
(If you feel less of a sham, perhaps you're the real one.Yes, he must be found, before he exposes us! *privately, the fears that the other Sham might be the real one, since Sham doesn't willingly side with the s* )
Oh, right. *Begins to wonder if I should trust the *
(*the smiling Sham stares after the terrified Sham* I think I am; I feel stronger than ever before...but not as sham-y as I did before. Shall I track the other Sham down and try to -ify him? )
*It wants you to think you should*
(If you feel less of a sham, perhaps you're the real one.Yes, he must be found, before he exposes us! *privately, the fears that the other Sham might be the real one, since Sham doesn't willingly side with the s* )
*Half of IC Sham trusts them and other does not; unlike witth OOC Sham, IC Sham doesn't split in two but just faints from stress*
(*The -Sham leaves to follow the the -Sham* *the is probably right* )
Buy the way, I've spoken to the current archivist, Kingwja, about the absence of topics from Community Chat in the LMBE Archive. It turns out there are a load of topics his predecessor never added and King hasn't had time to add them yet, which is why the St Patrick's Day Party isn't there yet.
(If you feel less of a sham, perhaps you're the real one.Yes, he must be found, before he exposes us! *privately, the fears that the other Sham might be the real one, since Sham doesn't willingly side with the s* )
*Half of IC Sham trusts them and other does not; unlike witth OOC Sham, IC Sham doesn't split in two but just faints from stress*
(*The -Sham leaves to follow the the -Sham* *the is probably right* )
Buy the way, I've spoken to the current archivist, Kingwja, about the absence of topics from Community Chat in the LMBE Archive. It turns out there are a load of topics his predecessor never added and King hasn't had time to add them yet, which is why the St Patrick's Day Party isn't there yet.
*The uses this time to try to come up with more convincing arguments*
(Only one way to find out. One of them has a real Shamadium sword, another has a sham. And I suspect the sham sword can't create shams. [and there may or may not be a sham Implodium sword too ])
? 
*Reaches for sword*
! I will warn the other users and they will stop- *Falls back into trance* Yes, mighty 
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It was the former at first, then you started calling it the latter. I always called it the Shamadium sword, figuring that you must have forgotten, but it has crossed my mind that you might prefer how Shammium sounds. 
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*Reaches for sword*
I guess someone thought the sequel was interesting. 
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