When the winds of spring drift across the mountainsides of winter and the wild geese wing their way through the cloudy autumn haze, into the vaults of a summer sky, and away where the free flowing streams and green woodlands waltz across the meadows.
When the winds of spring drift across the mountainsides of winter and the wild geese wing their way through the cloudy autumn haze, into the vaults of a summer sky, and away where the free flowing streams and green woodlands waltz across the meadows.
That was beautiful.
That just happened two minutes ago.
Thank you!
Darn. Fine, I'll add it to ''Ardents big list of stuffs whats he's done got to do''
70. Being able to manipulate participate in senior Staff decisions.
71. Throwing random ideas at the other Staff and hoping they'll let you carry them out.
72. Sorry Sam.
73. Getting your emoticons added to the official emote box without the use of any force or threats whatsoever.
74. POWAHH!!!!
75. Darn, it's time to make tea for all the Staff again.
76. where's AP? You can't have a benboy755 without an AP! He could be anywhere! 77. He could be anywhere. 78. I could totally add all the emotes I've ever made then remove them before anyone else notices...
79. When will they let me out of this cardboard box? 80. Watching a Mexican standoff take place every time Henny4315 makes a suggestion.
81. Sitting in the background eating popcorn while watching it unfold. 👀
82. Changing my sig and pfp whenever I like.
83. Spending waaaaay too much time collecting images for a certain TBB project. 84. Discovering everything everyone on the TBB Staff has ever said about you.
70. Being able to manipulate participate in senior Staff decisions. That was you? 71. Throwing random ideas at the other Staff and hoping they'll let you carry them out. Very relatable. 72. Sorry Sam. Don't apologize to him. Apologize to me
73. Getting your emoticons added to the official emote box without the use of any force or threats whatsoever. Mostly. 74. POWAHH!!!! The definition of perk is power. Hence this one is bad. 75. Darn, it's time to make tea for all the Staff again. You better make it the way I like 76. where's AP? You can't have a benboy755 without an AP! He could be anywhere! I know. awesomepythor has disappointed me. 77. He could be anywhere. Even.... here?
78. I could totally add all the emotes I've ever made then remove them before anyone else notices... Hehe, I have a security log of all your actions. I'm not even joking.
79. When will they let me out of this cardboard box? You weren't supposed to tell people about your living conditions 80. Watching a Mexican standoff take place every time Henny4315 makes a suggestion. Understatement of the year
81. Sitting in the background eating popcorn while watching it unfold. 👀 Salted or butter? 82. Changing my sig and pfp whenever I like. Hmmm. 83. Spending waaaaay too much time collecting images for a certain TBB project. A4, doing the things I don't have time to do 84. Discovering everything everyone on the TBB Staff has ever said about you. I learned this the hard way jkjk actually serious 85.Giving Henny4315 lots of tasks to do. Pffft, what do yooooou make me do? 86. Knowing a bunch of loopholes. Gasp. Tell me now. 87. Getting promoted to Designer within three months of joining as a Junior Designer. I had to wait like four years to be promoted to Senior Staff.
70. Being able to manipulate participate in senior Staff decisions. That was you? 71. Throwing random ideas at the other Staff and hoping they'll let you carry them out. Very relatable. 72. Sorry Sam. Don't apologize to him. Apologize to me
73. Getting your emoticons added to the official emote box without the use of any force or threats whatsoever. Mostly. 74. POWAHH!!!! The definition of perk is power. Hence this one is bad. 75. Darn, it's time to make tea for all the Staff again. You better make it the way I like 76. where's AP? You can't have a benboy755 without an AP! He could be anywhere! I know. awesomepythor has disappointed me. 77. He could be anywhere. Even.... here?
78. I could totally add all the emotes I've ever made then remove them before anyone else notices... Hehe, I have a security log of all your actions. I'm not even joking.
79. When will they let me out of this cardboard box? You weren't supposed to tell people about your living conditions 80. Watching a Mexican standoff take place every time Henny4315 makes a suggestion. Understatement of the year
81. Sitting in the background eating popcorn while watching it unfold. 👀 Salted or butter? 82. Changing my sig and pfp whenever I like. Hmmm. 83. Spending waaaaay too much time collecting images for a certain TBB project. A4, doing the things I don't have time to do 84. Discovering everything everyone on the TBB Staff has ever said about you. I learned this the hard way jkjk actually serious 85.Giving Henny4315 lots of tasks to do. Pffft, what do yooooou make me do? 86. Knowing a bunch of loopholes. Gasp. Tell me now. 87. Getting promoted to Designer within three months of joining as a Junior Designer. I had to wait like four years to be promoted to Senior Staff.
Oh yeah.
ikr?
What have I ever done to you?
Well, maybe...
Oh.
You don't drink tea... He's an important part of this community.
53. Being able to manipulate the amount of posts people have. 54. We get paid the big bucks I'll be able to retire at the age of 237! 55. Being able to order 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 to make you coffee, even though you don't drink coffee. Yes, I'm caffeine free.
56. Secretly hoping a certain person applies for staff so I can boss them around, but they probably won't. 😔
57. Being so close to Sam to the point where you've hacked him, locked him out of his account, and now pretend to be him. save save 58. What is kingwja even a king of?
60. Gnuehchcaz is a better programmer than I am, and yet he isn't even a designer/dev. What a paradox.
61. I have access to so many features on the LMB Staff Theme that you don't even know exist. Someday we'll port them over to the public.
62. A lot of people don't even use the LMB Theme. I mean, I guess the other themes are also okay.
63. Some people think we're joking when we mention a place where retired staff members stay. I'm here to tell you that there actually is such a place.
64. You as a user will have to live with the fact that you will never understand half of the references in this topic, because they're all staff references. I guess you just had to be there.
65. You will also never know if what I'm saying is a staff reference, or if I'm just making things up as I go along.
66. We all know I'll never get to 1000. That's why 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 is going to do the next 100 of them!
67. Designers and junior mods can have their posts rejected by moderators.
68. There are no perks of being an eternal staff member. Senior staff is so much better, anyway. I mean, who likes blue more than green?
69. If I wanted to, I can replace every mention of the word "the" with an emoticon. I would get fired though.
#53. Oh yeah!
#54. Wait, we get paid?! Oh yes, money, I remember...
#55. I never make the coffee, I just put some dishwater in a cup.
#56. I think I know who you're talking about
#57. I knew it! save save
#58. Everything.
#59. Agreed.
#60. Really? He must start his Designership henceforth!
#61. Can't wait for this!
#62. Saint Patrick's day theme gang goooo! #63. YA THINK! I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO CLEAN THE PLACE!
#64. *flashbacks*
#65.This is true.
#66. Wait what?
#67. Let us be free! #68. This smells suspiciously of bias #69. That's an oddly specific way to get fired.
1. The honor of moderating Benboy's posts. 2. The ability to breath every so oftenx. 3. LMB Theme 4. Not having to get their posts moderated (hence this thread) 5. Seeing baby henny's old code. I'M SORRY @raine 6. Not being able to use AJAX and iframes. 7. Having no surprises. Like that we're putting out ██████ at █████. 8. Getting banned for pinging Keplers . 9. Knowing all the small bugs in the LMB theme that you pray no one finds out about. 10. Hoping for your username to turn green one day. 11. Stax are better than pringles.. okay that's an old reference 12. No word count limit, and free donuts.
Goodbye LMBs...
Goodbye LMBs...
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Yes, sign me up! 
*tags all staff members*