53. Being able to manipulate the amount of posts people have. 54. We get paid the big bucks I'll be able to retire at the age of 237! 55. Being able to order 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 to make you coffee, even though you don't drink coffee. Yes, I'm caffeine free.
56. Secretly hoping a certain person applies for staff so I can boss them around, but they probably won't. 😔
57. Being so close to Sam to the point where you've hacked him, locked him out of his account, and now pretend to be him. save save 58. What is kingwja even a king of?
60. Gnuehchcaz is a better programmer than I am, and yet he isn't even a designer/dev. What a paradox.
61. I have access to so many features on the LMB Staff Theme that you don't even know exist. Someday we'll port them over to the public.
62. A lot of people don't even use the LMB Theme. I mean, I guess the other themes are also okay.
63. Some people think we're joking when we mention a place where retired staff members stay. I'm here to tell you that there actually is such a place.
64. You as a user will have to live with the fact that you will never understand half of the references in this topic, because they're all staff references. I guess you just had to be there.
65. You will also never know if what I'm saying is a staff reference, or if I'm just making things up as I go along.
66. We all know I'll never get to 1000. That's why 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 is going to do the next 100 of them!
67. Designers and junior mods can have their posts rejected by moderators.
68. There are no perks of being an eternal staff member. Senior staff is so much better, anyway. I mean, who likes blue more than green?
69. If I wanted to, I can replace every mention of the word "the" with an emoticon. I would get fired though.
#53. Oh yeah!
#54. Wait, we get paid?! Oh yes, money, I remember...
#55. I never make the coffee, I just put some dishwater in a cup.
#56. I think I know who you're talking about
#57. I knew it! save save
#58. Everything.
#59. Agreed.
#60. Really? He must start his Designership henceforth!
#61. Can't wait for this!
#62. Saint Patrick's day theme gang goooo! #63. YA THINK! I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO CLEAN THE PLACE!
#64. *flashbacks*
#65.This is true.
#66. Wait what?
#67. Let us be free! #68. This smells suspiciously of bias #69. That's an oddly specific way to get fired.
53. Being able to manipulate the amount of posts people have. 54. We get paid the big bucks I'll be able to retire at the age of 237! 55. Being able to order 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 to make you coffee, even though you don't drink coffee. Yes, I'm caffeine free.
56. Secretly hoping a certain person applies for staff so I can boss them around, but they probably won't. 😔
57. Being so close to Sam to the point where you've hacked him, locked him out of his account, and now pretend to be him. save save 58. What is kingwja even a king of?
60. Gnuehchcaz is a better programmer than I am, and yet he isn't even a designer/dev. What a paradox.
61. I have access to so many features on the LMB Staff Theme that you don't even know exist. Someday we'll port them over to the public.
62. A lot of people don't even use the LMB Theme. I mean, I guess the other themes are also okay.
63. Some people think we're joking when we mention a place where retired staff members stay. I'm here to tell you that there actually is such a place.
64. You as a user will have to live with the fact that you will never understand half of the references in this topic, because they're all staff references. I guess you just had to be there.
65. You will also never know if what I'm saying is a staff reference, or if I'm just making things up as I go along.
66. We all know I'll never get to 1000. That's why 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 is going to do the next 100 of them!
67. Designers and junior mods can have their posts rejected by moderators.
68. There are no perks of being an eternal staff member. Senior staff is so much better, anyway. I mean, who likes blue more than green?
69. If I wanted to, I can replace every mention of the word "the" with an emoticon. I would get fired though.
#53. Oh yeah!
#54. Wait, we get paid?! Oh yes, money, I remember...
#55. I never make the coffee, I just put some dishwater in a cup.
#56. I think I know who you're talking about
#57. I knew it! save save
#58. Everything.
#59. Agreed.
#60. Really? He must start his Designership henceforth!
#61. Can't wait for this!
#62. Saint Patrick's day theme gang goooo! #63. YA THINK! I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO CLEAN THE PLACE!
#64. *flashbacks*
#65.This is true.
#66. Wait what?
#67. Let us be free! #68. This smells suspiciously of bias #69. That's an oddly specific way to get fired.
55. Don't worry about it. I give the coffee to Essa Kryze. 56. It's obvious, isn't it? Obviously Lithium-Аdmin 62. Traitor. 63. No wonder why it's so messy. 68. At least I don't smell suspiciously of bad, like you. 69. It's the best way to go out.
#54. Wait, we get paid?! Oh yes, money, I remember...
#55. I never make the coffee, I just put some dishwater in a cup.
#56. I think I know who you're talking about
#57. I knew it! save save
#58. Everything.
#59. Agreed.
#60. Really? He must start his Designership henceforth!
#61. Can't wait for this!
#62. Saint Patrick's day theme gang goooo! #63. YA THINK! I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO CLEAN THE PLACE!
#64. *flashbacks*
#65.This is true.
#66. Wait what?
#67. Let us be free! #68. This smells suspiciously of bias #69. That's an oddly specific way to get fired.
55. Don't worry about it. I give the coffee to Essa Kryze . 56. It's obvious, isn't it? Obviously Lithium-Аdmin 62. Traitor. 63. No wonder why it's so messy. 68. At least I don't smell suspiciously of bad, like you. 69. It's the best way to go out.
55. Meh, that failed. 56. I'm just going to pretend like I know who that is. 62. But I use the LMB theme now. 63. Yep, those retired Staff are super messy smh 68. Who says I smell suspiciously of bad? 69. Oh, I thought that was deleting TBBs code.
55. Don't worry about it. I give the coffee to Essa Kryze . 56. It's obvious, isn't it? Obviously Lithium-Аdmin 62. Traitor. 63. No wonder why it's so messy. 68. At least I don't smell suspiciously of bad, like you. 69. It's the best way to go out.
55. Meh, that failed. 56. I'm just going to pretend like I know who that is. 62. But I use the LMB theme now. 63. Yep, those retired Staff are super messy smh 68. Who says I smell suspiciously of bad? 69. Oh, I thought that was deleting TBBs code.
55. Oh, no. It's a success. It isn't me you hate. It's really Essa you hate. 56. It's an interesting LMB reference 62. So you have repented I see. 63. What have they got to lose? They can't leave twice. 68. I say that. 69. That's actually a great idea, but Sam has back ups.
55. Meh, that failed. 56. I'm just going to pretend like I know who that is. 62. But I use the LMB theme now. 63. Yep, those retired Staff are super messy smh 68. Who says I smell suspiciously of bad? 69. Oh, I thought that was deleting TBBs code.
55. Oh, no. It's a success. It isn't me you hate. It's really Essa you hate. 56. It's an interesting LMB reference 62. So you have repented I see. 63. What have they got to lose? They can't leave twice. 68. I say that. 69. That's actually a great idea, but Sam has back ups.
55. Or is it? 56. I'm sure it is. 62. I repented a long time ago, but the UK's green and pleasant lands call! 63. Maybe not, but the could be deported to *lightning strike* THE TBB PRISON! 68. How could you? 69. I guess it's the sensible thing to do.
55. Oh, no. It's a success. It isn't me you hate. It's really Essa you hate. 56. It's an interesting LMB reference 62. So you have repented I see. 63. What have they got to lose? They can't leave twice. 68. I say that. 69. That's actually a great idea, but Sam has back ups.
55. Or is it? 56. I'm sure it is. 62. I repented a long time ago, but the UK's green and pleasant lands call! 63. Maybe not, but the could be deported to *lightning strike* THE TBB PRISON! 68. How could you? 69. I guess it's the sensible thing to do.
55. I must turn you against her. 56. Lithium was the site builder thing that the original LMBs used. There was a user called "Lithium-Admin" on it that was basically just the admin account, and I think at one point there was a glitch that made some users' avatars look like Lithium-Admin's (which was unlike other LMB avatars). Keplers made the Lithium-Admin account that is on this site as a reference. 62. Follow your heart 63. We speak not of that place 68. Do you want me to lie? 69. Yeah.
55. Or is it? 56. I'm sure it is. 62. I repented a long time ago, but the UK's green and pleasant lands call! 63. Maybe not, but the could be deported to *lightning strike* THE TBB PRISON! 68. How could you? 69. I guess it's the sensible thing to do.
55. I must turn you against her. 56. Lithium was the site builder thing that the original LMBs used. There was a user called "Lithium-Admin" on it that was basically just the admin account, and I think at one point there was a glitch that made some users' avatars look like Lithium-Admin's (which was unlike other LMB avatars). Keplers made the Lithium-Admin account that is on this site as a reference. 62. Follow your heart 63. We speak not of that place 68. Do you want me to lie? 69. Yeah.
55. I have no enemies, all my enemies are defeated, no one is more powerful than I. 56. Why does this sound like something that would only happen on TBB? xD 62. Very well. 63. We must! 68.No, I just want you to slightly edit the truth so that it is slightly different but also completely the opposite to what it was before. 69. Indeed.
55. I must turn you against her. 56. Lithium was the site builder thing that the original LMBs used. There was a user called "Lithium-Admin" on it that was basically just the admin account, and I think at one point there was a glitch that made some users' avatars look like Lithium-Admin's (which was unlike other LMB avatars). Keplers made the Lithium-Admin account that is on this site as a reference. 62. Follow your heart 63. We speak not of that place 68. Do you want me to lie? 69. Yeah.
55. I have no enemies, all my enemies are defeated, no one is more powerful than I. 56. Why does this sound like something that would only happen on TBB? xD 62. Very well. 63. We must! 68.No, I just want you to slightly edit the truth so that it is slightly different but also completely the opposite to what it was before. 69. Indeed.
55. I have no enemies, all my enemies are defeated, no one is more powerful than I. 56. Why does this sound like something that would only happen on TBB? xD 62. Very well. 63. We must! 68.No, I just want you to slightly edit the truth so that it is slightly different but also completely the opposite to what it was before. 69. Indeed.
So when are you going to do the next 100?
When the winds of spring drift across the mountainsides of winter and the wild geese wing their way through the cloudy autumn haze, into the vaults of a summer sky, and away where the free flowing streams and green woodlands waltz across the meadows.
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I mean, who likes blue more than green? 
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