I mute the TV whenever I want, and it cannot speak again until I let it be so. Who owns whom again?
The TV subconsciously cues you to obey in its favor, included when you turn it off. You wouldn't have been able to type that comment without the Tube's permission. It can speak but it chooses not to so it won't blow its cover. If it really wanted to, it could make you unmute it as well, but it wants to preserve its lifespan. TV owns you...he owns everyone.
*My greedy grubby gummy little hands gribble grabble grab the buggy muggy mug of hot cocoa and I take a seedy deedy greedy big sip, thereby burning my tongue and screeching, screaming, squalling in agony*
*My greedy grubby gummy little hands gribble grabble grab the buggy muggy mug of hot cocoa and I take a seedy deedy greedy big sip, thereby burning my tongue and screeching, screaming, squalling in agony*
You must track down the last immortal hellhound and slay the beast. Though this will be difficult, as it is undying, and I already killed it.
(or maybe it is still alive and that is what the voice in my head are )
I've consumed much entertainment media depicting ways the undead can be dead-ed. Would I have to yoink off its head?
The goddess of death in Thor Ragnarok dip garlic-fried stakes (yes, the wooden kind ) into molten silver, let it dry. Pierce its heart. Yoink all of its heads. But you're too late. I've already done it.
The TV subconsciously cues you to obey in its favor, included when you turn it off. You wouldn't have been able to type that comment without the Tube's permission. It can speak but it chooses not to so it won't blow its cover. If it really wanted to, it could make you unmute it as well, but it wants to preserve its lifespan. TV owns you...he owns everyone.
*My greedy grubby gummy little hands gribble grabble grab the buggy muggy mug of hot cocoa and I take a seedy deedy greedy big sip, thereby burning my tongue and screeching, screaming, squalling in agony*
This was just so funny. XD
You can actively see my sanity deteriorating with each post
I've consumed much entertainment media depicting ways the undead can be dead-ed. Would I have to yoink off its head?
The goddess of death in Thor Ragnarok dip garlic-fried stakes (yes, the wooden kind ) into molten silver, let it dry. Pierce its heart. Yoink all of its heads. But you're too late. I've already done it.
The goddess of death in Thor Ragnarok dip garlic-fried stakes (yes, the wooden kind ) into molten silver, let it dry. Pierce its heart. Yoink all of its heads. But you're too late. I've already done it.
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heeeyyyyy, that was my hellhound! 
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heeeyyyyy, that was my hellhound! 
![[h]](http://storage2.proboards.com/6672327/images/hfSwWMIrqfbcVMuaJTst.png)
HAHAHAHHAHGWAAHHHAHAHAHAHAH