The force of the blow throws him back, with the Cook and friends attempting to steady the rapidly spinning Vinny who crashes into the breaker, cutting off all the lights within the Asylum.
From down the hall, a frustrated yowl and an eerie green glow approaches.
The leprechaun mutters something under he breath that sounds like a complaint about "this new-fangled electricity" and fumbles around in her handbag, eventually producing a huge candleabrum almost as high as the ceiling. She takes out a box of matches and starts lighting the dozens and dozens of candles mounted upon it, appearing not to the notice the green glow.
Clutching to each other like frightened children, Cook is relieved when the figure reveals themselves to be none other than Grub covered in glow sticks. He motions for them to follow, before looking up and seeing the extreme fire hazard that was the candelabrum.
As the friends catch up, Grub is suddenly caught by the leg and dragged upward to meet the face of a seething Elexander who attempts to steal his glow stick costume and escape.
Cries of "Stop!" echo across the halls, struggling back and forth, the two knock the candelabrum, producing flames that turn the scene into a carefully planned pyrotechnic showdown.
Elexander mocks the whimpers of scared onlookers. "The sprinkler system will kick in shortly, you nincompoops."
Unfortunately, the Asylum never fixed their sprinkler system...
Standing in front of the flames, The Janitors brandish their weapons, a fearsome stapler and a deadly plunger while Elexander rises from the floor as if a final boss. Vinny, still floating in the air, twitches as the electricity still surges within him, emitting a spark from his fingertip that causes a desk radio to turn on, playing Christopher Lee Charlemagne The Omens of Death...
The leprechaun mutters something under he breath that sounds like a complaint about "this new-fangled electricity" and fumbles around in her handbag, eventually producing a huge candleabrum almost as high as the ceiling. She takes out a box of matches and starts lighting the dozens and dozens of candles mounted upon it, appearing not to the notice the green glow.
Clutching to each other like frightened children, Cook is relieved when the figure reveals themselves to be none other than Grub covered in glow sticks. He motions for them to follow, before looking up and seeing the extreme fire hazard that was the candelabrum.
As the friends catch up, Grub is suddenly caught by the leg and dragged upward to meet the face of a seething Elexander who attempts to steal his glow stick costume and escape.
Cries of "Stop!" echo across the halls, struggling back and forth, the two knock the candelabrum, producing flames that turn the scene into a carefully planned pyrotechnic showdown.
Elexander mocks the whimpers of scared onlookers. "The sprinkler system will kick in shortly, you nincompoops."
Unfortunately, the Asylum never fixed their sprinkler system...
Standing in front of the flames, The Janitors brandish their weapons, a fearsome stapler and a deadly plunger while Elexander rises from the floor as if a final boss. Vinny, still floating in the air, twitches as the electricity still surges within him, emitting a spark from his fingertip that causes a desk radio to turn on, playing Christopher Lee Charlemagne The Omens of Death...
The old she-leprechaun stares in disapproval as her candelabrum topples from on top of the inflatable mattress, which now just sits on the floor, and ends any hope of her finishing the crossword in peace. She soon decides her time would be better spent dealing with the fools who knocked it over, however: pulling an extendable fishing rod from her handbag, she tooses it across the corridor and snares the handle of the jute bag of catfood. Lifting it high into the air, she partially reels in the bag so that it dangles perilously just above Elexender and Grub...and begins swinging it around wildly, determined to clobber their heads and avenge her crossword and candelabrum.
As if the scene were not complete, the Pilot comes skipping into their midst, starting on a new song:
"Down by the Salley Gardens my love and I did meet; she passed the Salley Gardens with little snow-white feet. She bid me take love easy, as the leaves grow on the tree; but I, being young and foolish, with her would not agree..."
True. So I guess around four in total. Still, green sheep historians will always remember this victory.
*Flame begins contemplating the meaning of life*
*The leprechaun pulls out a 1920s telephone that has somehow been wired to the interior of her handbag and calls her sister-in-law's godson's nephew to pass on the good news*
*The leprechaun pulls out a 1920s telephone that has somehow been wired to the interior of her handbag and calls her sister-in-law's godson's nephew to pass on the good news*
*Flame concludes that the meaning of life is to rid the world of fizzy lemonade, which he can't do from here, so he resumes squirming helplessly*
I appreciate that you went back to confirm this relation.
*The leprechaun pulls out a 1920s telephone that has somehow been wired to the interior of her handbag and calls her sister-in-law's godson's nephew to pass on the good news*
*Flame concludes that the meaning of life is to rid the world of fizzy lemonade, which he can't do from here, so he resumes squirming helplessly*
I appreciate that you went back to confirm this relation.
*Several passing inmates stare at Flame curiously*
The Green Leprechaun family tree is getting kinda complex.
*The Leprechaun-in-chief isn't sure who's calling, but vaguely remembers having heard her voice offering him a slice of soda bread at a family reunion*
*Once he understands why she's calling, he starts leaping around in delight and orders all of the factories under his control to stop making jeeps and planes and start making knitting needles*
*Flame concludes that the meaning of life is to rid the world of fizzy lemonade, which he can't do from here, so he resumes squirming helplessly*
I appreciate that you went back to confirm this relation.
*Several passing inmates stare at Flame curiously*
The Green Leprechaun family tree is getting kinda complex.
*The Leprechaun-in-chief isn't sure who's calling, but vaguely remembers having heard her voice offering him a slice of soda bread at a family reunion*
*Once he understands why she's calling, he starts leaping around in delight and orders all of the factories under his control to stop making jeeps and planes and start making knitting needles*
*If Flame's vision weren't blocked he would glare at them*
XD That might not be as effective on the other sheep; as they're not in an asylum their wool is more trim.
*Several passing inmates stare at Flame curiously*
The Green Leprechaun family tree is getting kinda complex.
*The Leprechaun-in-chief isn't sure who's calling, but vaguely remembers having heard her voice offering him a slice of soda bread at a family reunion*
*Once he understands why she's calling, he starts leaping around in delight and orders all of the factories under his control to stop making jeeps and planes and start making knitting needles*
*If Flame's vision weren't blocked he would glare at them*
XD That might not be as effective on the other sheep; as they're not in an asylum their wool is more trim.
xD
You mean I've not discovered an OP way to defeat FlameForce once and for all???
*Sitting in corner with head listing from side to side. Muttering something to self.*
*Some water flows in from another room, bringing along something big, orange, and wooly, which then bumps you*
*Feels the water sloshing against leg but remains seated, head still weaving too and fro and mumbling. Then feels a nudge against leg, eyes slide open. Tilts head to one side as I gazes at this... thing. Grunts.* "Huh. . ." *Pokes it.*
*Some water flows in from another room, bringing along something big, orange, and wooly, which then bumps you*
*Feels the water sloshing against leg but remains seated, head still weaving too and fro and mumbling. Then feels a nudge against leg, eyes slide open. Tilts head to one side as I gazes at this... thing. Grunts.* "Huh. . ." *Pokes it.*
*Muffled screams can be heard emanating from the object*
You mean I've not discovered an OP way to defeat FlameForce once and for all??? 
You mean I've not discovered an OP way to defeat FlameForce once and for all??? 
