*Once free, Flame stares defiantly at the mech, hoping he can take control of it* "We gonna take this guy down or what?!"
Inspired by Flame's rousing "speech" coupled with lack of sleep, Cook grabs Vince and raises him above his head while yelling, "yEaH!" Spinning twice, he hurls Vince into the mecha shouting, "For honor and glory!"
His face muscles partially asleep, Vince attempts to wince as he flies through the air. The fish below him sing a haunting melody...
He smacks into the glass dome protecting the mecha pilot, obscuring his view. The mecha draws back...
OOC: A janitor. Vince, Grub, and Rodge are all janitor's who teamed with Cook (who is a cook) to flood the Asylum. If you are willing to read a few pages back, it is a pretty engaging tale.
*Once free, Flame stares defiantly at the mech, hoping he can take control of it* "We gonna take this guy down or what?!"
Inspired by Flame's rousing "speech" coupled with lack of sleep, Cook grabs Vince and raises him above his head while yelling, "yEaH!" Spinning twice, he hurls Vince into the mecha shouting, "For honor and glory!"
His face muscles partially asleep, Vince attempts to wince as he flies through the air. The fish below him sing a haunting melody...
He smacks into the glass dome protecting the mecha pilot, obscuring his view. The mecha draws back...
Why'd you just throw Vince?! I thought he was your friend!!! *Flips onto the mech's arm, runs up it, grabs Vince, and leaps to the wall.*
Inspired by Flame's rousing "speech" coupled with lack of sleep, Cook grabs Vince and raises him above his head while yelling, "yEaH!" Spinning twice, he hurls Vince into the mecha shouting, "For honor and glory!"
His face muscles partially asleep, Vince attempts to wince as he flies through the air. The fish below him sing a haunting melody...
He smacks into the glass dome protecting the mecha pilot, obscuring his view. The mecha draws back...
Why'd you just throw Vince?! I thought he was your friend!!! *Flips onto the mech's arm, runs up it, grabs Vince, and leaps to the wall.*
Vince murmurs, "Wait, I was...slowing em down."
The mecha extends its arm, transforming it to have three smaller arms that aim for Baton's foot. Missing, the mecha transforms further to unleash several mini sawblades hurling to Baton's spot on the wall...
The fishies nip at the mecha's legs, unleashing their most terrifying move...flail.
Cook snaps his fingers. "Quick, I need a cannon!"
Grub hands Cook his helmet and goggles. Teaming up with Rodge, the two lift Cook in the air and walk back. Using the iron prison door as a runway, they charge forward and throw him in the direction of the mecha's jet pack.
Nearly slipping off, Cook grabs onto the armor coating the jetpack. Pulling a bottle of cooking oil out of his pocket, he pours all of it into the exhaust. Using the empty bottle for defense, he crawls up to the middle of the mech...above the pilot's dome shield.
Why'd you just throw Vince?! I thought he was your friend!!! *Flips onto the mech's arm, runs up it, grabs Vince, and leaps to the wall.*
Vince murmurs, "Wait, I was...slowing em down."
The mecha extends its arm, transforming it to have three smaller arms that aim for Baton's foot. Missing, the mecha transforms further to unleash several mini sawblades hurling to Baton's spot on the wall...
The fishies nip at the mecha's legs, unleashing their most terrifying move...flail.
Cook snaps his fingers. "Quick, I need a cannon!"
Grub hands Cook his helmet and goggles. Teaming up with Rodge, the two lift Cook in the air and walk back. Using the iron prison door as a runway, they charge forward and throw him in the direction of the mecha's jet pack.
Nearly slipping off, Cook grabs onto the armor coating the jetpack. Pulling a bottle of cooking oil out of his pocket, he pours all of it into the exhaust. Using the empty bottle for defense, he crawls up to the middle of the mech...above the pilot's dome shield.
"General Flame! Concentrate fire up here!"
*Flame only has his hooves, but he intends to make the most of those, also climbing to the pilot's dome*
The mecha extends its arm, transforming it to have three smaller arms that aim for Baton's foot. Missing, the mecha transforms further to unleash several mini sawblades hurling to Baton's spot on the wall...
The fishies nip at the mecha's legs, unleashing their most terrifying move...flail.
Cook snaps his fingers. "Quick, I need a cannon!"
Grub hands Cook his helmet and goggles. Teaming up with Rodge, the two lift Cook in the air and walk back. Using the iron prison door as a runway, they charge forward and throw him in the direction of the mecha's jet pack.
Nearly slipping off, Cook grabs onto the armor coating the jetpack. Pulling a bottle of cooking oil out of his pocket, he pours all of it into the exhaust. Using the empty bottle for defense, he crawls up to the middle of the mech...above the pilot's dome shield.
"General Flame! Concentrate fire up here!"
*Flame only has his hooves, but he intends to make the most of those, also climbing to the pilot's dome*
OOC: Yes, but they be hooves of fury...
Grub dives into the water and emerges with a backpack, handing it to Rodge who pulls out a small toy. Pressing a button, the toy transforms into a large object launcher. Pulling filing paper out of the mechanisms, Rodge cranks up the winder and fires rounds of ink cartridges at the mech.
The paint splatters over the clear dome, hindering the Intern's view.
Cook throws himself accross to the other mecha's arm, extending his hand outward to save the possibly nauseous Pilot from the mecha's claws. The arm swings back, causing Cook to fly in the air for a moment and land on top of General Flame.
*Flame only has his hooves, but he intends to make the most of those, also climbing to the pilot's dome*
OOC: Yes, but they be hooves of fury...
Grub dives into the water and emerges with a backpack, handing it to Rodge who pulls out a small toy. Pressing a button, the toy transforms into a large object launcher. Pulling filing paper out of the mechanisms, Rodge cranks up the winder and fires rounds of ink cartridges at the mech.
The paint splatters over the clear dome, hindering the Intern's view.
Cook throws himself accross to the other mecha's arm, extending his hand outward to save the possibly nauseous Pilot from the mecha's claws. The arm swings back, causing Cook to fly in the air for a moment and land on top of General Flame.
*Flame ignores the man on top of him and uses his hooves of fury to pound the dome, intending to break through*
*The inflatable bed's progress is stalled by a school of fish obstructed the corridor*
*Flame decides to paddle the other way, as those fish are blocking his own path too*
*The Elderly Leprechaun produces an extendable fishing rod from her handbag and lifts the fish, one at a time, tossing them over her head into the water behind her. Some time later, once the water in front of her inflatable bed is clear, she starts paddling after Flame again*
*Flame only has his hooves, but he intends to make the most of those, also climbing to the pilot's dome*
OOC: Yes, but they be hooves of fury...
Grub dives into the water and emerges with a backpack, handing it to Rodge who pulls out a small toy. Pressing a button, the toy transforms into a large object launcher. Pulling filing paper out of the mechanisms, Rodge cranks up the winder and fires rounds of ink cartridges at the mech.
The paint splatters over the clear dome, hindering the Intern's view.
Cook throws himself accross to the other mecha's arm, extending his hand outward to save the possibly nauseous Pilot from the mecha's claws. The arm swings back, causing Cook to fly in the air for a moment and land on top of General Flame.
The Pilot, having been been watching the proceedings with mild bemusement, chooses this moment to resume his performance.
"Have you been to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Remember me from one who lives there
For he once was a true love of mine..."
Since he is held above the water, the Pilot's enthusiastic gestures of hand and foot don't create a whirlpool as they did before...but they do create so much momentum that the mech threatens to topple over , beginning to turn in a circle from the force of the old man dancing in its hand.
At the same time, the Leprechaun-in-chief's-uncle's-godmother's-sister-in-law rounds the corner on her inflatable bed, which she has modified with several large items from her handbag, Slamming down an old-fashioned telephone, into which she was shouting something unintelligible, the leprechaun takes aim with a large cannon from the Golden Age of Piracy. With a large BOOM! a cannon ball thunders towards the Intern's mech, though given how old the leprechaun is her aim is quite probably off...
*Flame decides to paddle the other way, as those fish are blocking his own path too*
*The Elderly Leprechaun produces an extendable fishing rod from her handbag and lifts the fish, one at a time, tossing them over her head into the water behind her. Some time later, once the water in front of her inflatable bed is clear, she starts paddling after Flame again*
*Flame is now battling a mech in the other quote chain*
*The Elderly Leprechaun produces an extendable fishing rod from her handbag and lifts the fish, one at a time, tossing them over her head into the water behind her. Some time later, once the water in front of her inflatable bed is clear, she starts paddling after Flame again*
*Flame is now battling a mech in the other quote chain*
The guards who had been swimming suddenly rise from the waters, each bearing a large metal guitar.
"It's an epic monster battle Sound the awesome monster horn For an evil mecha and an unhinged sheep And an ex-cook, plus samurai with a shark impersonating, toilet flooding trio of janitors!
The crashing turns to quiet And calm sweeps through the land The battle's been decided But who had the upper hand? But look, a hero rises from the smoke Our glory has been regained A cheer goes up among our army...*fishes in water cheer* But the other guy gets up again!"
*Flame is now battling a mech in the other quote chain*
The guards who had been swimming suddenly rise from the waters, each bearing a large metal guitar.
"It's an epic monster battle Sound the awesome monster horn For an evil mecha and an unhinged sheep And an ex-cook, plus samurai with a shark impersonating, toilet flooding trio of janitors!
The crashing turns to quiet And calm sweeps through the land The battle's been decided But who had the upper hand? But look, a hero rises from the smoke Our glory has been regained A cheer goes up among our army...*fishes in water cheer* But the other guy gets up again!"
The guards who had been swimming suddenly rise from the waters, each bearing a large metal guitar.
"It's an epic monster battle Sound the awesome monster horn For an evil mecha and an unhinged sheep And an ex-cook, plus samurai with a shark impersonating, toilet flooding trio of janitors!
The crashing turns to quiet And calm sweeps through the land The battle's been decided But who had the upper hand? But look, a hero rises from the smoke Our glory has been regained A cheer goes up among our army...*fishes in water cheer* But the other guy gets up again!"
"STAY DOWN!" *Flame resumes his attack*
Meanwhile, Elexander steals a cane from an elderly patient and desperately paddles away. Noticing the Leprechauns, he takes a sharp turn and bumps into the foot of the mecha.
From inside the mecha, the Intern looks down and waves at him, causing the Pilot to slip from the mecha's claws as it runs on motion capture. Pointing upward, Cook screams. "Flame! Help him!"
Meanwhile, Elexander steals a cane from an elderly patient and desperately paddles away. Noticing the Leprechauns, he takes a sharp turn and bumps into the foot of the mecha.
From inside the mecha, the Intern looks down and waves at him, causing the Pilot to slip from the mecha's claws as it runs on motion capture. Pointing upward, Cook screams. "Flame! Help him!"
*Flame at first doesn't want to stop attacking the mech, but after he looks down and sees that Elexander is down there, he changes his mind and jumps down to catch the Pilot*
"Ugh! You're too much like the green sheep!" *Flame almost tosses the Pilot aside as he turns his furious eyes to Elexander*
Why'd you just throw Vince?! I thought he was your friend!!! *Flips onto the mech's arm, runs up it, grabs Vince, and leaps to the wall.*
Vince murmurs, "Wait, I was...slowing em down."
The mecha extends its arm, transforming it to have three smaller arms that aim for Baton's foot. Missing, the mecha transforms further to unleash several mini sawblades hurling to Baton's spot on the wall...
The fishies nip at the mecha's legs, unleashing their most terrifying move...flail.
Cook snaps his fingers. "Quick, I need a cannon!"
Grub hands Cook his helmet and goggles. Teaming up with Rodge, the two lift Cook in the air and walk back. Using the iron prison door as a runway, they charge forward and throw him in the direction of the mecha's jet pack.
Nearly slipping off, Cook grabs onto the armor coating the jetpack. Pulling a bottle of cooking oil out of his pocket, he pours all of it into the exhaust. Using the empty bottle for defense, he crawls up to the middle of the mech...above the pilot's dome shield.
"General Flame! Concentrate fire up here!"
*Dodges the sawblades and jumps down to the door. I set Vince down gingerly on the door.* "A tactical move is not worth your life, friend." *I look up and see Flame furiously glaring at Elexander. I ready myself to spring into action.*
"We gonna take this guy down or what?!"
*Flame resumes his attack*