"Ask her to do me this courtesy, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme, And ask for a like favour from me, And then she;ll be a true love of mine...."
The Pilot continues singing blissfully, swishing his his right foot in the water in a way that soon results in the doctor's sofa starting to spin in a circle. As aqauatic lifeforms enter the corridor, a group of them congregate around him as he begins to conduct some sort of underwater orchestra.
OOC: Perfection.
One of the guards is truly impressed and applauds.
Some of the fish become mesmerized by the Pilot's vocalization and twirl with excitement. Diving into the water, they arise along with an Asylum Guard and perform synchronized swimming.
"Have you been to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme...Remember me from one who lives there, For he was once a true love of mine..."
The Pilot is greatly impressed by the synchro demonstration and swirls his foot faster, inadvertently creating a mini-whirlpool around the spinning sofa.
*I dash along the wall so as not to get wet and jump to the sofa, cleanly slicing the lobsters, then prying their claws apart and throwing them back into the water. This does have the side effect of getting blood from the lobsters into the water, though.* "What has happened?"
Dipping his hand in the water, Elexander laughs. "This is bug juice, the lobsters aren't real!"
A doctor sporting glasses floats by on his office chair. "My experiments with jelly lobsters must have gotten loose...my mistake." He raises his seat and looks towards the end of the hallway. "Ah, but that shark looks quite...quite real."
Pointing an accusing finger with a lobster still attached to it at the doctor, Elexander clenches his teeth in frustration. "So that's where the utilities went...you've squandered my funds!" The sofa he was standing on then bumps into the door Flame and Rodge were piloting...
I see the two prisoners attempting a daring escape plan on their wooden door that... "Wait... where in the world did they get a wooden door from?"... It matters not, I must detain the escapees. I nimbly hop over to their door. "Return to your cells at once." I brandish my katana, waiting for their response.
Dipping his hand in the water, Elexander laughs. "This is bug juice, the lobsters aren't real!"
A doctor sporting glasses floats by on his office chair. "My experiments with jelly lobsters must have gotten loose...my mistake." He raises his seat and looks towards the end of the hallway. "Ah, but that shark looks quite...quite real."
Pointing an accusing finger with a lobster still attached to it at the doctor, Elexander clenches his teeth in frustration. "So that's where the utilities went...you've squandered my funds!" The sofa he was standing on then bumps into the door Flame and Rodge were piloting...
I see the two prisoners attempting a daring escape plan on their wooden door that... "Wait... where in the world did they get a wooden door from?"... It matters not, I must detain the escapees. I nimbly hop over to their door. "Return to your cells at once." I brandish my katana, waiting for their response.
Dipping his hand in the water, Elexander laughs. "This is bug juice, the lobsters aren't real!"
A doctor sporting glasses floats by on his office chair. "My experiments with jelly lobsters must have gotten loose...my mistake." He raises his seat and looks towards the end of the hallway. "Ah, but that shark looks quite...quite real."
Pointing an accusing finger with a lobster still attached to it at the doctor, Elexander clenches his teeth in frustration. "So that's where the utilities went...you've squandered my funds!" The sofa he was standing on then bumps into the door Flame and Rodge were piloting...
I see the two prisoners attempting a daring escape plan on their wooden door that... "Wait... where in the world did they get a wooden door from?"... It matters not, I must detain the escapees. I nimbly hop over to their door. "Return to your cells at once." I brandish my katana, waiting for their response.
Distracted by the screaming fish, Rodge covers his ears and hides behind General Flame.
I see the two prisoners attempting a daring escape plan on their wooden door that... "Wait... where in the world did they get a wooden door from?"... It matters not, I must detain the escapees. I nimbly hop over to their door. "Return to your cells at once." I brandish my katana, waiting for their response.
Distracted by the screaming fish, Rodge covers his ears and hides behind General Flame.
*Flame tackles Baton and attempts to take his katana* "I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE!"
