First off, though this is sort of a sequel to BASICS, there's gonna be a lot of changes. I plan to break that story down and start completely over at some point. As such, almost nothing from that story is canon anymore. Just that Con rose up through the ranks, caused a major upset, and then the game broke.
Except this is before most of that happened. Basically, this story happens almost parallel to the events of the other.
I have said that users will be featured, and accepted requests. I plan to live up to that. This story is going to be a loooong project, though, and I don't plan on cramming everybody into the first chapter. So hang tight, I'll get you in. If you were featured in the last one, you likely won't make it in this one. There's already one exception, though, so somebody got lucky. I'm not aiming for accuracy either in physical appearances or actual personality in users. Please just be amused by my depiction of you.
Anyways, here we go.
Wait wait wait wait wait, hold on... you dedicated a story to me?! Con! Thanks! I’m really honored! (Like, legit man, I don’t deserve this!)
Didn't feel like it. Guys like Benboy made me feel like a greenie.
It never does. Those guys I never would have dreamed of talking to, they were just under mods. I never could understand how people would get on Skul's stories and meanly demand and push to be in them. XD
BenBoy here:
Why do people still talk about me?? This is positively baffling. And don't judge my method of posting this message
It never does. Those guys I never would have dreamed of talking to, they were just under mods. I never could understand how people would get on Skul's stories and meanly demand and push to be in them. XD
BenBoy here:
Why do people still talk about me?? This is positively baffling. And don't judge my method of posting this message
-bendy
Oh howdy!
Um because you're like a legend? You're pretty much ingrained in the fabric of the community.
It never does. Those guys I never would have dreamed of talking to, they were just under mods. I never could understand how people would get on Skul's stories and meanly demand and push to be in them. XD
BenBoy here:
Why do people still talk about me?? This is positively baffling. And don't judge my method of posting this message
-bendy
Because your a legend! Your legend has already been woven into the tapestry of LMBE culture.
I took the scythe whip outside to practice. I didn’t feel like trashing my shop right now. Boomer watched as I swung it experimentally around, trying to get a feeling for it, before I sliced my own legs off. It banged against the side of my right leg, and I winced, despite the fact that was my metal one.
“C’mon already.” Boomer taunted. “Hit something.”
I swung it hard, releasing some of the chain as it spun out. The momentum was crazy, I had to brace my feet to keep from being ripped off them. The blade swung in an arcing semi-circle, and then embedded itself firmly into a tree. Boomer clapped enthusiastically. I yanked at it. “Help me get this out of here.” I said.
~<>~
An hour later and the ground looked like a tornado and an earthquake had tried merging in the area. The ground was torn up in chunks, the trees were all nicked and scarred, and I was sweating like a faucet, both in game and in real life. I hoisted it over my shoulder. “I feel like I got this.”
“I feel like I wanna stay behind you when you’re swinging that thing.”
“I’m not sure how safe it’ll be back there either.” I said, and took one final swing at a medium-sized tree. I put my all into it, leaning into the blow and letting my power channel through my muscles. I casually lopped the tree in two, and then just stared dumbfounded as it tottered there, before falling towards me. I finally scrambled out of the way, dragging my scythe whip with me. It crashed behind me. I stared first at my hands, then the tree, then my weapon.
“Maybe we’ll fight some evil trees, and you’ll get to use that move.” Boomer said, clearly impressed but trying his hardest to hide it. “C’mon, lumberjack, let’s go see if anybody has shown up.”
{Very late jammers for Batonmaster} Yeah, for sure, I've got a doc with all the names of people who wanted to be in, I'm trying to find the perfect spot to stick you in. You just haven't clicked in my mind for any of the roles I've had available.
I took the scythe whip outside to practice. I didn’t feel like trashing my shop right now. Boomer watched as I swung it experimentally around, trying to get a feeling for it, before I sliced my own legs off. It banged against the side of my right leg, and I winced, despite the fact that was my metal one.
“C’mon already.” Boomer taunted. “Hit something.”
I swung it hard, releasing some of the chain as it spun out. The momentum was crazy, I had to brace my feet to keep from being ripped off them. The blade swung in an arcing semi-circle, and then embedded itself firmly into a tree. Boomer clapped enthusiastically. I yanked at it. “Help me get this out of here.” I said.
~<>~
An hour later and the ground looked like a tornado and an earthquake had tried merging in the area. The ground was torn up in chunks, the trees were all nicked and scarred, and I was sweating like a faucet, both in game and in real life. I hoisted it over my shoulder. “I feel like I got this.”
“I feel like I wanna stay behind you when you’re swinging that thing.”
“I’m not sure how safe it’ll be back there either.” I said, and took one final swing at a medium-sized tree. I put my all into it, leaning into the blow and letting my power channel through my muscles. I casually lopped the tree in two, and then just stared dumbfounded as it tottered there, before falling towards me. I finally scrambled out of the way, dragging my scythe whip with me. It crashed behind me. I stared first at my hands, then the tree, then my weapon.
“Maybe we’ll fight some evil trees, and you’ll get to use that move.” Boomer said, clearly impressed but trying his hardest to hide it. “C’mon, lumberjack, let’s go see if anybody has shown up.”
OHHOHOHO I WANT ME SOME OF THESE SLICY WHIPS!!! Although he shouldn't be cutting down trees.
I should've known the environmentalists would find me.
Okay, for example, I'll probably get peer pressured into a haircut eventually. You can also get peer pressured into attending church stuff, which can be good for you.
I'm sorry, I apologize for my incompetence as a writer.
Who's after you to do that? I guess that's true for most people.
First off, though this is sort of a sequel to BASICS, there's gonna be a lot of changes. I plan to break that story down and start completely over at some point. As such, almost nothing from that story is canon anymore. Just that Con rose up through the ranks, caused a major upset, and then the game broke.
Except this is before most of that happened. Basically, this story happens almost parallel to the events of the other.
I have said that users will be featured, and accepted requests. I plan to live up to that. This story is going to be a loooong project, though, and I don't plan on cramming everybody into the first chapter. So hang tight, I'll get you in. If you were featured in the last one, you likely won't make it in this one. There's already one exception, though, so somebody got lucky. I'm not aiming for accuracy either in physical appearances or actual personality in users. Please just be amused by my depiction of you.
Anyways, here we go.
Wait wait wait wait wait, hold on... you dedicated a story to me?! Con! Thanks! I’m really honored! (Like, legit man, I don’t deserve this!)
Yeah bro, sure did. You're the main character, it seemed fitting.
It never does. Those guys I never would have dreamed of talking to, they were just under mods. I never could understand how people would get on Skul's stories and meanly demand and push to be in them. XD
BenBoy here:
Why do people still talk about me?? This is positively baffling. And don't judge my method of posting this message
I haven't 100% forever and always given up on this. I still have some parts in reserve, but I don't see a reason in posting them now without any concrete plans to write moar. I kind of stopped writing there for a bit, and I think it was partially due to a large increase in my time spent reading books. Well, good news, I'm almost out of reading material. I'm going to finish this last series, and then, maybe, possibly, hopefully, I'll work on this story some more.
Guys like Benboy made me feel like a greenie. 
Those guys I never would have dreamed of talking to, they were just under mods. I never could understand how people would get on Skul's stories and meanly demand and push to be in them. XD
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I guess that's true for most people. 
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