Post by Essa Kryze on Aug 11, 2018 3:10:58 GMT
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Post by Essa Kryze on Aug 11, 2018 3:12:32 GMT
*Smacks your wrist then your back and then your knee* No form sir. Try to find a stance now.
*takes flamingo stance*
*smacks your legs and hands into the right sword stance* There we go, now as I count take the proper movements. 1 2 3 and move your hands, good heavens. 1 2 and feet now! lightly lightly sir!
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Post by Essa Kryze on Aug 11, 2018 3:13:17 GMT
You guys do realize I can read every word of this right? XD XD
WHAT? No way, there's strike-throughs through all of it.
Uh huh, so I totally can't know that right. Surprise, I do!
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Post by Essa Kryze on Aug 11, 2018 3:13:39 GMT
Are you though?
No, I'm just saying that.
That's what I thought.
Post by Essa Kryze on Aug 11, 2018 3:14:51 GMT
Ok I go out for a glass of water and this happens? And Essa Kryze you lost my case?
Yep. Sorry sir, I was beyond my power. Con bribed and flattered the judge won.
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Aug 11, 2018 23:43:29 GMT
Post by Boomer on Aug 11, 2018 23:43:29 GMT
Friends before pretend courtroom cases.
Hmm, your version does sound better than mine.
I could be the lawyer next time.
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Aug 13, 2018 20:42:28 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Aug 13, 2018 20:42:28 GMT
Ok I go out for a glass of water and this happens? And Essa Kryze you lost my case?
That had to be one brick of a big glass.
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Aug 13, 2018 20:43:02 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Aug 13, 2018 20:43:02 GMT
It'd probs help if I read 'em.
And you call yourself a lawyer
No, I actually call myself "TheGreatCon."
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Aug 13, 2018 20:45:05 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Aug 13, 2018 20:45:05 GMT
I dunno, but I brought bait. In my hallucinations. I've never actually introduced myself in there, kind of figured it might get awkward.
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Aug 13, 2018 20:45:35 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Aug 13, 2018 20:45:35 GMT
NO CAULIFLOWER!
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Aug 13, 2018 20:46:00 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Aug 13, 2018 20:46:00 GMT
Aug 13, 2018 20:46:39 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Aug 13, 2018 20:46:39 GMT
*takes flamingo stance*
*smacks your legs and hands into the right sword stance* There we go, now as I count take the proper movements. 1 2 3 and move your hands, good heavens. 1 2 and feet now! lightly lightly sir!
*starts whacking at you* TAKE THIS! AND THAT! AND THIS! *breaks sword*
Aug 13, 2018 20:47:17 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Aug 13, 2018 20:47:17 GMT
WHAT? No way, there's strike-throughs through all of it.
Uh huh, so I totally can't know that right. Surprise, I do!
*gasp* SMOKE-BOMB *disappears*
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Aug 13, 2018 20:48:24 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Aug 13, 2018 20:48:24 GMT
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Post by Boomer on Aug 14, 2018 0:47:08 GMT
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