A random Ninjago city citizen: ''Okay, I wish I never asked now!''
The Ninjago city postman walks up, panting. ''Uh, Kai, h-here, its a letter, uh, for you from. . .'' *Opens the letter and reads it.* ''Mr None of your business!'' *Shrugs*
''It says - To Kai, YOU-ARE-MADE-OF-PLASTIC!!! How come you don't melt when you use your fire powers?''
Kai: I'm . . . plastic? *Kai looks up to the heavens, eyes full of heartbroken confusion* *he looks back down upon the ground, then kicks a pebble* *he trudges out of the monastery, slowly stepping down its stone stairs* *he finally arrives at the shore of the beach, and he sits on the soft sand, staring at the setting sun* *his eyes glimmer with wonder and sorrow at the crushing acquisition of his new knowledge* *he sighs* Kai: Plot holes, I guess.
Ryen: “I mean, she IS your adoptive daughter Kai, you and Nya may not mind having a official Pink Ninja on the team is Sensei’s Okay with it. Besides, Pink fits her ‘flamboyant’ nature and personality very well.” -he winks to them with a smirk-
-he then turns to Jay-
Ryen: “Also Blueberry, i dunno if theres still Fangpyre Antivenin around in this world, just saying...” -he sneers-
Fangcrusha: “Please, daddy, i want that pink Gi so much~!!” -she giggles and squee’s cutely-
(i wonder if Jay will be a snake for the entierty of this topic now since I wouldn’t mind events in multiple questions to merge. It’ll be chaotic fun and it’ll end up turning into a big roleplay. )
Kai: Erm, here - *Kai hands over the pink gi to Fangcrusha* Kai: - just as long as you don't call me "daddy" anymore. Lloyd: I mean, you technically are her father. Kai: She's, like, my age! It's unnatural! *Jay chuckles, unaware of his mysterious green-tinted complexion*
OOC: Actually, that might be pretty fun. It's just like they say - no such thing as too much chaos!
-Ryen stifles snickers from himself as he watched Jay’s slow transformation-
Fangcrusha: “Ooh, THANKYOUTHANKYOU~!!! I WANTED these for so long! Now, mind giving your old ZX gi’s armor set too~? Im fine for my pants garment robe thingy.” -she snickers before adding- “You and your buddies were like, around your mid to late 20’s in our universe btw. I'm 37 in serpentine years, but only have been around for 15 years as a living being, i never figured out when i was born, nor was it disclosed.)
Ryen: “Yeah, we mature faster yet live longer than a human.”
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It's just like they say - no such thing as too much chaos! 
Goodbye LMBs...