Kai: You think it's safe to come back? Lloyd: It's about time we've continued what we've started, guys. Cole: I will admit, I kinda missed this. Jay: What should we call it? Nya: Um, Another Ask the Ninja? Jay: No, no, this is the new one! It's been about a year since the last one; it should have a cooler name! Lloyd: Um, I think just Another Ask the Ninja is fine, Jay. Jay: *gasps* I know! Another Ask the Ninja . . . 2.0!! Nya: 2.0? Zane: Yes. It means it a second, more extensive version with more functions and improvements. Cole: I still don't think we need a special new name. Jay: Either that, or Another Ask the Ninja 2000. Lloyd: *sighs* Another Ask the Ninja 2.0 it is, then. Kai: I think we already have people watching! Lloyd: *turns around* Oh, hi! It's us, the ninja. Back on the old boards, we had a topic where we would talk with you fans and answer your questions, however absurd they may be. When the Boards were shut down, we closed our topic, but we thought we'd bring it back here. You can ask any question you'd like to any of us, and we'll answer! Cole: What about dares? Lloyd: It's a Q&A topic, but I guess we can do a couple if people really want them. Zane: This topic is based off of the original Ninjago TV series, not the movie, and takes place after Hands of Time. There will be no spoilers for Sons of Garmadon here, unless in jammers. Jay: *whispers* What in Ninjago is he talking about? Nya *whispers back* I have no idea. Lloyd: Well, go ahead and enter your questions below! Have fun!
A random Ninjago city citizen: ''Hey Lloyd, do you guys ever wash your ninja suits?''
*Jays takes a couple steps back cautiously* Jay: D-don't be ridiculous! And definitely don't eat me! Cole: *laughs* Jay: I don't taste remotely anything like a blueberry! Tell 'em, guys! Kai: . . . aaaaaand how should we know that? Jay: JUSTTELLTHEMIDONTTASTELIKEABLUEBERRY
-Fangcrusha giggles and soon grabs Jay to tease him-
Fangcrusha: "I dunno, i think i have a hint of Anancondrai DNA inside of me~..." -she giggles as she opens her jaw wide to tease Jay more-
-Ryen gets back up and sighs-
Ryen: "I should also ask you all, what would you all do, if a Serpentine had defected to your side and support, what would you do with them, and why?"
Jay: AAAAUUUUUUGHNO!!! Guys, somebody help me! *other ninja stand and smile* Jay: Oh, hah-hah! Yeah, it's all funny to watch as your friend is eaten alive by some snake girl! *Jay swings his head to face Fangcrusha's smiling maw* Jay: I taste like, uh, cough medicine! Or trash! Or something to get me out of here!!! Cole: I mean... it's a broad question - but I guess if this, uh, hypothetical snake wanted to come with us and, y'know, they really meant well, we'd take 'em in. Jay: I DON'T THINK MISS BLUEBERRY-LOVER OVER HERE MEANS WELL!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!
Kai: You think it's safe to come back? Lloyd: It's about time we've continued what we've started, guys. Cole: I will admit, I kinda missed this. Jay: What should we call it? Nya: Um, Another Ask the Ninja? Jay: No, no, this is the new one! It's been about a year since the last one; it should have a cooler name! Lloyd: Um, I think just Another Ask the Ninja is fine, Jay. Jay: *gasps* I know! Another Ask the Ninja . . . 2.0!! Nya: 2.0? Zane: Yes. It means it a second, more extensive version with more functions and improvements. Cole: I still don't think we need a special new name. Jay: Either that, or Another Ask the Ninja 2000. Lloyd: *sighs* Another Ask the Ninja 2.0 it is, then. Kai: I think we already have people watching! Lloyd: *turns around* Oh, hi! It's us, the ninja. Back on the old boards, we had a topic where we would talk with you fans and answer your questions, however absurd they may be. When the Boards were shut down, we closed our topic, but we thought we'd bring it back here. You can ask any question you'd like to any of us, and we'll answer! Cole: What about dares? Lloyd: It's a Q&A topic, but I guess we can do a couple if people really want them. Zane: This topic is based off of the original Ninjago TV series, not the movie, and takes place after Hands of Time. There will be no spoilers for Sons of Garmadon here, unless in jammers. Jay: *whispers* What in Ninjago is he talking about? Nya *whispers back* I have no idea. Lloyd: Well, go ahead and enter your questions below! Have fun!
A random Ninjago city citizen: ''Hey Lloyd, do you guys ever wash your ninja suits?''
Lloyd: Nope, never! That's why we have to get new suit designs so often. just casually ignore that episode with zane's pink suit
-Fangcrusha giggles and soon grabs Jay to tease him-
Fangcrusha: "I dunno, i think i have a hint of Anancondrai DNA inside of me~..." -she giggles as she opens her jaw wide to tease Jay more-
-Ryen gets back up and sighs-
Ryen: "I should also ask you all, what would you all do, if a Serpentine had defected to your side and support, what would you do with them, and why?"
Jay: AAAAUUUUUUGHNO!!! Guys, somebody help me! *other ninja stand and smile* Jay: Oh, hah-hah! Yeah, it's all funny to watch as your friend is eaten alive by some snake girl! *Jay swings his head to face Fangcrusha's smiling maw* Jay: I taste like, uh, cough medicine! Or trash! Or something to get me out of here!!! Cole: I mean... it's a broad question - but I guess if this, uh, hypothetical snake wanted to come with us and, y'know, they really meant well, we'd take 'em in. Jay: I DON'T THINK MISS BLUEBERRY-LOVER OVER HERE MEANS WELL!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!
Ryen: “Also, you guys still have Zane’s Pink Gi around? I’d think Fangcrusha would look good in Pink.” -he chuckles and pats Fangcrusha on the back-
Fangcrusha: “Ooh i’d love to have it~! Just maybe a little refitting for my body and some cosmetic modifications and i’ll look STUNNING~!” -she giggles before suddenly kissing Jay, her sharp slim fangs gently digging into his lower lip, stealthily injecting their serpentizing venom into him again-
Ryen: “Alright, alright, you had your fun messing around with him, down girl.” -he said, pulling the Hybrid away from Jay.-
Ryen: “Blame the ghost guy Morrow in my universe, we ended up fighting for that realm crystal like Green Bean and this universe’s Morrow did in this one. Instead, me and Fangcrusha got marooned here and my Father and the Alt-Universe Kai managed to get Alt-Morrow stranded in an strange land with a floating mountain with animal carvings from it and waterfalls coming out of it... met some weird robot-looking dude named The J as well as his partner batonmaster500 and this land was oddly filled with nature and had a run-in with humanoid animals like myself, except they weren’t snakes. ...and i hope to god we don’t start randomly fading away like if someone screwed with the space-time continuum.”
Zane: So Morro is responsible for your presence here in Ninjago. Interesting. Jay: Alternate-Universe-Morro, mind you! Zane: Yes, thank you, Jay. I got that. Lloyd: I think I remember that place! Wu: Well, because you are here now, is there any way we can help or accommodate you?
Ryen: “I dunno, a better place to stay here until universes collide again? Meh, i could look around this Ninjago to see how different it is from ours.”
Jay: AAAAUUUUUUGHNO!!! Guys, somebody help me! *other ninja stand and smile* Jay: Oh, hah-hah! Yeah, it's all funny to watch as your friend is eaten alive by some snake girl! *Jay swings his head to face Fangcrusha's smiling maw* Jay: I taste like, uh, cough medicine! Or trash! Or something to get me out of here!!! Cole: I mean... it's a broad question - but I guess if this, uh, hypothetical snake wanted to come with us and, y'know, they really meant well, we'd take 'em in. Jay: I DON'T THINK MISS BLUEBERRY-LOVER OVER HERE MEANS WELL!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!
Ryen: “Also, you guys still have Zane’s Pink Gi around? I’d think Fangcrusha would look good in Pink.” -he chuckles and pats Fangcrusha on the back-
Fangcrusha: “Ooh i’d love to have it~! Just maybe a little refitting for my body and some cosmetic modifications and i’ll look STUNNING~!” -she giggles before suddenly kissing Jay, her sharp slim fangs gently digging into his lower lip, stealthily injecting their serpentizing venom into him again-
Ryen: “Alright, alright, you had your fun messing around with him, down girl.” -he said, pulling the Hybrid away from Jay.-
Lloyd: Well, we bleached the original not long after its dye but, per Cole's request, made another version like it. Zane: I still fail to find the humor in this. Cole: Just trust us, buddy; it's hilarious. Jay: *screams* Augh! *he frantically wipes kiss off lips, spitting rapidly* Jay: You didn't see that, Nya! Nya: *snorts, smirking* Nah, I understand. *Jay wipes his lips one last time, oblivious to the green tint beginning to crawl across his skin* Kai: Well, I'm certain that's not gonna be some majorly relevant plot point later! Hahah!
Zane: So Morro is responsible for your presence here in Ninjago. Interesting. Jay: Alternate-Universe-Morro, mind you! Zane: Yes, thank you, Jay. I got that. Lloyd: I think I remember that place! Wu: Well, because you are here now, is there any way we can help or accommodate you?
Ryen: “I dunno, a better place to stay here until universes collide again? Meh, i could look around this Ninjago to see how different it is from ours.”
Wu: That is all right with me. We have plenty of room. There is currently a vacant guest bedroom down right at the far end of the corner you are free to use. Kai: Oh, cool, now we've got another season devoted to snake people. Nya: Shhhhhh.
Ryen: “Also, you guys still have Zane’s Pink Gi around? I’d think Fangcrusha would look good in Pink.” -he chuckles and pats Fangcrusha on the back-
Fangcrusha: “Ooh i’d love to have it~! Just maybe a little refitting for my body and some cosmetic modifications and i’ll look STUNNING~!” -she giggles before suddenly kissing Jay, her sharp slim fangs gently digging into his lower lip, stealthily injecting their serpentizing venom into him again-
Ryen: “Alright, alright, you had your fun messing around with him, down girl.” -he said, pulling the Hybrid away from Jay.-
Lloyd: Well, we bleached the original not long after its dye but, per Cole's request, made another version like it. Zane: I still fail to find the humor in this. Cole: Just trust us, buddy; it's hilarious. Jay: *screams* Augh! *he frantically wipes kiss off lips, spitting rapidly* Jay: You didn't see that, Nya! Nya: *snorts, smirking* Nah, I understand. *Jay wipes his lips one last time, oblivious to the green tint beginning to crawl across his skin* Kai: Well, I'm certain that's not gonna be some majorly relevant plot point later! Hahah!
Ryen: “I mean, she IS your adoptive daughter Kai, you and Nya may not mind having a official Pink Ninja on the team is Sensei’s Okay with it. Besides, Pink fits her ‘flamboyant’ nature and personality very well.” -he winks to them with a smirk-
-he then turns to Jay-
Ryen: “Also Blueberry, i dunno if theres still Fangpyre Antivenin around in this world, just saying...” -he sneers-
Fangcrusha: “Please, daddy, i want that pink Gi so much~!!” -she giggles and squee’s cutely-
(i wonder if Jay will be a snake for the entierty of this topic now since I wouldn’t mind events in multiple questions to merge. It’ll be chaotic fun and it’ll end up turning into a big roleplay. )
Ryen: “I dunno, a better place to stay here until universes collide again? Meh, i could look around this Ninjago to see how different it is from ours.”
Wu: That is all right with me. We have plenty of room. There is currently a vacant guest bedroom down right at the far end of the corner you are free to use. Kai: Oh, cool, now we've got another season devoted to snake people. Nya: Shhhhhh.
Ryen: *suddenly whips out his Serpentized Golden Scythe of Hypnotic Corrosive Quakes (a mouthful of a title, pictured below, bonus reference image of Ryen too, just call it the “Serpent Scythe”) on Kai’s neck, looking threatened by that saying, his voice low and growling* “Don’t you dare go there, Human...”
Fangcrusha: “I really do wonder... where do you guys even live in this current universe right now?” -she says crossing her arms-
A random Ninjago city citizen: ''Hey Lloyd, do you guys ever wash your ninja suits?''
Lloyd: Nope, never! That's why we have to get new suit designs so often. just casually ignore that episode with zane's pink suit
A random Ninjago city citizen: ''Okay, I wish I never asked now!''
The Ninjago city postman walks up, panting. ''Uh, Kai, h-here, its a letter, uh, for you from. . .'' *Opens the letter and reads it.* ''Mr None of your business!'' *Shrugs*
''It says - To Kai, YOU-ARE-MADE-OF-PLASTIC!!! How come you don't melt when you use your fire powers?''
Lloyd: Well, we bleached the original not long after its dye but, per Cole's request, made another version like it. Zane: I still fail to find the humor in this. Cole: Just trust us, buddy; it's hilarious. Jay: *screams* Augh! *he frantically wipes kiss off lips, spitting rapidly* Jay: You didn't see that, Nya! Nya: *snorts, smirking* Nah, I understand. *Jay wipes his lips one last time, oblivious to the green tint beginning to crawl across his skin* Kai: Well, I'm certain that's not gonna be some majorly relevant plot point later! Hahah!
Ryen: “I mean, she IS your adoptive daughter Kai, you and Nya may not mind having a official Pink Ninja on the team is Sensei’s Okay with it. Besides, Pink fits her ‘flamboyant’ nature and personality very well.” -he winks to them with a smirk-
-he then turns to Jay-
Ryen: “Also Blueberry, i dunno if theres still Fangpyre Antivenin around in this world, just saying...” -he sneers-
Fangcrusha: “Please, daddy, i want that pink Gi so much~!!” -she giggles and squee’s cutely-
(i wonder if Jay will be a snake for the entierty of this topic now since I wouldn’t mind events in multiple questions to merge. It’ll be chaotic fun and it’ll end up turning into a big roleplay. )
Kai: Erm, here - *Kai hands over the pink gi to Fangcrusha* Kai: - just as long as you don't call me "daddy" anymore. Lloyd: I mean, you technically are her father. Kai: She's, like, my age! It's unnatural! *Jay chuckles, unaware of his mysterious green-tinted complexion*
OOC: Actually, that might be pretty fun. It's just like they say - no such thing as too much chaos!
Wu: That is all right with me. We have plenty of room. There is currently a vacant guest bedroom down right at the far end of the corner you are free to use. Kai: Oh, cool, now we've got another season devoted to snake people. Nya: Shhhhhh.
Ryen: *suddenly whips out his Serpentized Golden Scythe of Hypnotic Corrosive Quakes (a mouthful of a title, pictured below, bonus reference image of Ryen too, just call it the “Serpent Scythe”) on Kai’s neck, looking threatened by that saying, his voice low and growling* “Don’t you dare go there, Human...”
Fangcrusha: “I really do wonder... where do you guys even live in this current universe right now?” -she says crossing her arms-
*Kai backs away in surprise* Kai: Go where?! I-I mean, it's nothing against you guys!
Cole: We're in the monastery - uh, the rebuilt monastery. What, do we live somewhere else in your universe?
Lloyd: Nope, never! That's why we have to get new suit designs so often. just casually ignore that episode with zane's pink suit
A random Ninjago city citizen: ''Okay, I wish I never asked now!''
The Ninjago city postman walks up, panting. ''Uh, Kai, h-here, its a letter, uh, for you from. . .'' *Opens the letter and reads it.* ''Mr None of your business!'' *Shrugs*
''It says - To Kai, YOU-ARE-MADE-OF-PLASTIC!!! How come you don't melt when you use your fire powers?''
Kai: I'm . . . plastic? *Kai looks up to the heavens, eyes full of heartbroken confusion* *he looks back down upon the ground, then kicks a pebble* *he trudges out of the monastery, slowly stepping down its stone stairs* *he finally arrives at the shore of the beach, and he sits on the soft sand, staring at the setting sun* *his eyes glimmer with wonder and sorrow at the crushing acquisition of his new knowledge* *he sighs* Kai: Plot holes, I guess.
Ryen: *suddenly whips out his Serpentized Golden Scythe of Hypnotic Corrosive Quakes (a mouthful of a title, pictured below, bonus reference image of Ryen too, just call it the “Serpent Scythe”) on Kai’s neck, looking threatened by that saying, his voice low and growling* “Don’t you dare go there, Human...”
Fangcrusha: “I really do wonder... where do you guys even live in this current universe right now?” -she says crossing her arms-
*Kai backs away in surprise* Kai: Go where?! I-I mean, it's nothing against you guys!
Cole: We're in the monastery - uh, the rebuilt monastery. What, do we live somewhere else in your universe?
-Ryen Smiles and nodded with a face of smug relief-
Ryen Soto: “I always love putting biased people in their place....” -he said in such a troll-esque smile-
Fangcrusha: “Oh? We still live on The Bounty in our universe, it still flies and functions normally.”
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