*ties rope around the ruined stove and dives in after him then throws him out into the floor and sets about saving Boomer and giving MMM the heimlich* *Con writhes around then scrambles away from the wildlife that begins to gather around him*
MMM: *gasp choke choke* Wow, man I am never going to get that taste of cabbage out of my mouth. Oooo, or my nasel cavities.
Halen: What does it taste like?
MMM: Not surprisingly, dirty gym socks.
Halin: Hm, makes sense.
Essa: BOYS! We need to focus on figuring out the riddle. Jay you were going to say something?
*Jay who had glued her fallen mustache back on sounded quite nasel sinse she had to hold it on till it dried*
Jay: Nyes Nindeend. I nave discovernd the answern! Snince the dervy thiggy gets around by portnal someone must trust enough to go after nit blindly. And it nas to be someone the rest of nus trust enough to follow.
*Everyone exchanges suspicious glances*
MMM: Well this quest is doomed.
Jay: *Stroking mustache gently* Not nreally. We nall just need to agreen on a common person we trust.
MMM: Well this quest is doomed.
Essa: Ugggg. You're not helping Merry.
MMM: You're all thinking it, I'm just saying it.
Boomer: How bout this. One the count of three why don't we all just say someone we trust. Then we keep trying till we find someone that works for everybody.
*everyone agrees*
Boomer: Halen? Want to do the honours?
Halen: Sure, thanks. 1….. 2…… 3.
(Jay hasn't posted her part yet so I arrive! )
*The group of users hears a noise. Before Halen can start, someone is already moving over cabbages for them from the outside.*
Feminine voice: Almost...done...! And, there! *pulls them up* I just became a hero. Yeah, you're welcome.
*The girl appears to be about 15, wearing a purple T-shirt and jeans under a Hogwarts sweatshirt, with shoulder-length brown locks and hazel eyes.*
Essa: Who are you?
Girl: The one who saved you, duh!
Essa: I mean, like, what's your name?
Girl: ZaneAndElsa, a veteran from the old MBs. Just call me Z&E or Sunset, please.
Essa: ZaneAndElsa? What are you, a crazy fangirl?
Girl: I was ten when I came up with that username but yeah, sure, that sounds like me.
Halen: I was gonna do that, you know?
Z&E: You were under a pile of cabbage. I couldn't see you.
Halen: And it smells...
Z&E: I kind of like cabbage.
Cabbage Man: *eyes sparkle* Really?
Z&E: You're weird.
Cabbage Man: I thought you said-
Z&E: No, I do like you, but...I wouldn't marry you or anything!
Cabbage Man: That's it! You shall marry me and we shall live a grand life in a cabbage palace!
Z&E: Oh, unrequited love! How the turns have tabled!
Essa: It's...
Z&E: I know. I just...ooohhh, he's pulling on my arm!
Cabbage Man: Come this way and we shall begin! We already have seamstresses working on your-
Z&E: LOOK, A RAINBOW VOLCANO! *breaks free and runs*
Cabbage Man: Oooohhhhh...*goes into a trance and doesn't notice Z&E grab the others and escape*
Z&E: Wait, were we supposed to escape?
*the floor caves in below them*
Z&E: HOLY FLAPJACK MUFFINS AAAAAAAAAA! *hits the bottom* Wait, is this clouds? *looks up*
*they're in the ultimate definition of rainbow sparkle land...Cloud Cuckooland?*
Z&E: After a billion years, I'm doing this again?
MMM: Was this supposed to happen?
Z&E: My ten-year-old imagination strikes again.
Essa: But you're not-
Unikitty: HAIIIIII!
Z&E: Hoooo boy.
*they get up and look around...not what you'd expect from falling into a hole*
Z&E: At least there's no cabbage traps or unrequited love here. Wait, we still have to solve that riddle, don't we? Oh snap.
Essa: NO UNIKITTY.
Unikitty: I'm princess Unikitty! And this is Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Boomer: Where's the dog?
Unikitty: That way.
Boomer: And it's still intact?
Unikitty: Of course.
Boomer: Ah, good. *walks off*
Con: I'm following him.
Essa: Going to keep him out of trouble?
Con: No, I was planning on filming it.
Essa: Wait, he didn't bring any explosives with him, did he?
*The group of users hears a noise. Before Halen can start, someone is already moving over cabbages for them from the outside.*
Feminine voice: Almost...done...! And, there! *pulls them up* I just became a hero. Yeah, you're welcome.
*The girl appears to be about 15, wearing a purple T-shirt and jeans under a Hogwarts sweatshirt, with shoulder-length brown locks and hazel eyes.*
Essa: Who are you?
Girl: The one who saved you, duh!
Essa: I mean, like, what's your name?
Girl: ZaneAndElsa, a veteran from the old MBs. Just call me Z&E or Sunset, please.
Essa: ZaneAndElsa? What are you, a crazy fangirl?
Girl: I was ten when I came up with that username but yeah, sure, that sounds like me.
Halen: I was gonna do that, you know?
Z&E: You were under a pile of cabbage. I couldn't see you.
Halen: And it smells...
Z&E: I kind of like cabbage.
Cabbage Man: *eyes sparkle* Really?
Z&E: You're weird.
Cabbage Man: I thought you said-
Z&E: No, I do like you, but...I wouldn't marry you or anything!
Cabbage Man: That's it! You shall marry me and we shall live a grand life in a cabbage palace!
Z&E: Oh, unrequited love! How the turns have tabled!
Essa: It's...
Z&E: I know. I just...ooohhh, he's pulling on my arm!
Cabbage Man: Come this way and we shall begin! We already have seamstresses working on your-
Z&E: LOOK, A RAINBOW VOLCANO! *breaks free and runs*
Cabbage Man: Oooohhhhh...*goes into a trance and doesn't notice Z&E grab the others and escape*
Z&E: Wait, were we supposed to escape?
*the floor caves in below them*
Z&E: HOLY FLAPJACK MUFFINS AAAAAAAAAA! *hits the bottom* Wait, is this clouds? *looks up*
*they're in the ultimate definition of rainbow sparkle land...Cloud Cuckooland?*
Z&E: After a billion years, I'm doing this again?
MMM: Was this supposed to happen?
Z&E: My ten-year-old imagination strikes again.
Essa: But you're not-
Unikitty: HAIIIIII!
Z&E: Hoooo boy.
*they get up and look around...not what you'd expect from falling into a hole*
Z&E: At least there's no cabbage traps or unrequited love here. Wait, we still have to solve that riddle, don't we? Oh snap.
Essa: NO UNIKITTY.
Unikitty: I'm princess Unikitty! And this is Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Boomer: Where's the dog?
Unikitty: That way.
Boomer: And it's still intact?
Unikitty: Of course.
Boomer: Ah, good. *walks off*
Con: I'm following him.
Essa: Going to keep him out of trouble?
Con: No, I was planning on filming it.
Essa: Wait, he didn't bring any explosives with him, did he?
Con: Take a good guess.
*whole group chases after Boomer*
Essa: BOOMERRRRRR!!!!!
Boomer: AHhahahahahahah!!!!
Con: I GOT IM! *dive tackles him*
Boomer: How can you resist the call of a beautiful explosion?!?!?
MMM: Not all of us are Xplode proof like you ya know.
Boomer: Really? How strange…..
Z&E: Guys. *stuffs jelly beans in mouth and swallows* as much as I totally love this place *grabs a cotten candy* we need to solve that riddle and leave. *Snatches a brownie off a hovering platter near by*
Jay: Yes! remember what we were deciding! Who we all trust. Halen, I believe you were speaking. *strokes mustache absently*
Con: But what about my soon-to-be-viral Boomer vs Cloudtown video? D:
MMM: Stow it lad, that will have to wait for another time. *flicks on shades and sets jaw to look cool*
Halen: Well, I vote that it's….actually….me. Sorry guys but I'm the least insane and calm person here. And we all know Jay will follow me cause we're friendos. : )
*Silence as all think this over*
Essa: I…can't really argue. It's true. XD
Halen: Well…..all in favor say aye.
ALL: AYE.
Halen: Okay then…. HEY DERPY THINGY!
Oracle of the Derp: Yes?
Halen: I'm ready.
Oracle of the Derp: Wonderful! You know what to do!
*OotD dissapears and the air it goes through looks like bubble soap* *Halen takes a deep breath, and steps off the cloud. Everyone screams. Instead of falling though he dissapears in the same way the OotD did*
Con: It must be a portal!
Jay: YES! A portal! Major score! *She charges after Halen and goes the same way* *they all look at each other*
Essa: Well? *they all jump in*
ALL: Oof! OW! HEYWATCHIT!! Oof. HEY! Owch!
Boomer: Oooo, where are we. *Sits up from the painful pile they landed in when they fell from the sky*
MMM: It seems to be a…….psychedelically colored forest??? can't believe i just said that…
Unikitty: I'm princess Unikitty! And this is Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Boomer: Where's the dog?
Unikitty: That way.
Boomer: And it's still intact?
Unikitty: Of course.
Boomer: Ah, good. *walks off*
Con: I'm following him.
Essa: Going to keep him out of trouble?
Con: No, I was planning on filming it.
Essa: Wait, he didn't bring any explosives with him, did he?
Con: Take a good guess.
*whole group chases after Boomer*
Essa: BOOMERRRRRR!!!!!
Boomer: AHhahahahahahah!!!!
Con: I GOT IM! *dive tackles him*
Boomer: How can you resist the call of a beautiful explosion?!?!?
MMM: Not all of us are Xplode proof like you ya know.
Boomer: Really? How strange…..
Z&E: Guys. *stuffs jelly beans in mouth and swallows* as much as I totally love this place *grabs a cotten candy* we need to solve that riddle and leave. *Snatches a brownie off a hovering platter near by*
Jay: Yes! remember what we were deciding! Who we all trust. Halen, I believe you were speaking. *strokes mustache absently*
Con: But what about my soon-to-be-viral Boomer vs Cloudtown video? D:
MMM: Stow it lad, that will have to wait for another time. *flicks on shades and sets jaw to look cool*
Halen: Well, I vote that it's….actually….me. Sorry guys but I'm the least insane and calm person here. And we all know Jay will follow me cause we're friendos. : )
*Silence as all think this over*
Essa: I…can't really argue. It's true. XD
Halen: Well…..all in favor say aye.
ALL: AYE.
Halen: Okay then…. HEY DERPY THINGY!
Oracle of the Derp: Yes?
Halen: I'm ready.
Oracle of the Derp: Wonderful! You know what to do!
*OotD dissapears and the air it goes through looks like bubble soap* *Halen takes a deep breath, and steps off the cloud. Everyone screams. Instead of falling though he dissapears in the same way the OotD did*
Con: It must be a portal!
Jay: YES! A portal! Major score! *She charges after Halen and goes the same way* *they all look at each other*
Essa: Well? *they all jump in*
ALL: Oof! OW! HEYWATCHIT!! Oof. HEY! Owch!
Boomer: Oooo, where are we. *Sits up from the painful pile they landed in when they fell from the sky*
MMM: It seems to be a…….psychedelically colored forest??? can't believe i just said that…
That was a...very accurate portrayal of my snacking habits.
Boomer: How can you resist the call of a beautiful explosion?!?!?
MMM: Not all of us are Xplode proof like you ya know.
Boomer: Really? How strange…..
Z&E: Guys. *stuffs jelly beans in mouth and swallows* as much as I totally love this place *grabs a cotten candy* we need to solve that riddle and leave. *Snatches a brownie off a hovering platter near by*
Jay: Yes! remember what we were deciding! Who we all trust. Halen, I believe you were speaking. *strokes mustache absently*
Con: But what about my soon-to-be-viral Boomer vs Cloudtown video? D:
MMM: Stow it lad, that will have to wait for another time. *flicks on shades and sets jaw to look cool*
Halen: Well, I vote that it's….actually….me. Sorry guys but I'm the least insane and calm person here. And we all know Jay will follow me cause we're friendos. : )
*Silence as all think this over*
Essa: I…can't really argue. It's true. XD
Halen: Well…..all in favor say aye.
ALL: AYE.
Halen: Okay then…. HEY DERPY THINGY!
Oracle of the Derp: Yes?
Halen: I'm ready.
Oracle of the Derp: Wonderful! You know what to do!
*OotD dissapears and the air it goes through looks like bubble soap* *Halen takes a deep breath, and steps off the cloud. Everyone screams. Instead of falling though he dissapears in the same way the OotD did*
Con: It must be a portal!
Jay: YES! A portal! Major score! *She charges after Halen and goes the same way* *they all look at each other*
Essa: Well? *they all jump in*
ALL: Oof! OW! HEYWATCHIT!! Oof. HEY! Owch!
Boomer: Oooo, where are we. *Sits up from the painful pile they landed in when they fell from the sky*
MMM: It seems to be a…….psychedelically colored forest??? can't believe i just said that…
That was a...very accurate portrayal of my snacking habits.
Really? Thank goodness, I was hoping it wouldn't offend. XD I'm pretty much the same way, cept I've never had cotten candy before.
That is like literally the most popular song of all time. Almost 2.5 billions views on YouTube.
The more popular it is the less likely I've heard it. Also if it's too obscure I havn't heard it. Also if it's part of our culture I probably haven't heard of it. XD
For a while I was sick and didn't eat much, but now I love food so…
Aw, I'm glad you better though. : ) Food is pretty amazing stuff. I have some food allergies to I learned to appreciate it. : D
Oh, good! Yeah, it's hard not being able to eat certain stuff. I've been off wheat and milk from some misconceptions, and I was off lactose for a while too.
How about "Rude" by MAGIC!? 
Nope. 
Surely you've heard this one. 
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Arg. 
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