It was afternoon at the Disney Karoke Bar. K66 walked in. "Hello, bun02 ! How are things?"
"Terrible!" Bun responded. HE'S back.
"Oh no. Not HIM again." K66 grumbled. Glubby was on the stage, and was shrieking non-Disney songs into the mic.
"YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN!!!" He sang.
"He's been here all day, singing Peanuts music! We've got to stop him!" Bun said. The two walked up to the stage. "Glubby, you're done. Let someone else sing."
"Alright." Glubby said, and he hopped down.
"That was surprisingly ea-" K66 was saying, when she was cut off.
"NOBLE HALTMANN, WE ADORE HIM!!!" GalactaKnightFan8 now had the mic, and was playing some Kirby tunes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bun screamed, and she ran out of the room sobbing.
End of Off the Cut.
*shakes head* Tsktsktsktsk. You should know I wouldn't give up that easy, Glubby.
I like the advertisement for the Karaoke Bar, though.
I love how of all of the people there, I was the one that came in.
I don't even do songs that much.
If that were to happen in real life, I would be torn by either getting him off-stage and comforting you.
Post by metaknightfan4 on Mar 22, 2018 23:21:13 GMT
Tale 2: Space Actors
Part 1:
Aliens were approaching Guru. With 17 eyes, three arms, and 5 legs each, they were making weird sounds and pointing what looked like rolling-pins with a hasty green paint job at Guru. He was surrounded. "We... Have... You... Now..." The leader said. Guru pointed a ladle that was painted an ugly shade of yellow at them.
"You'll never take me- uh... Not smashed!" He said. However, an alien came up from behind, and slammed him with their badly-painted green rolling pin. Guru collapsed in the most pathetic fashion, carefully adjusting himself so he didn't face-plant. He then slowly went down, and began snoring.
"Cut out that snoring. This is live tv!" One alien whispered to Guru, who stopped immediately. The aliens then picked Guru up, and began hauling him to their cardboard looking UFO. However, one alien tripped on a rock, and fell over, knocking his hood off and revealing Ciar inside.
"Er... Just... a... moment..." Ciar uttered, quickly placing the alien-costume-hood-thing back on while the other aliens glared at him. Once this was done, the aliens continued staring at Guru.
"What... should... we... do... with... him...?" the leader asked.
"I... suggest... we... sing... a... song..." another alien suggested.
"No... we... should... hit... him... with... OP... weapons..." a different alien argued. An argument over what to do broke out, and Guru broke free because of it.
"Fools... you... let... him... escape..." The leader said. Guru climbed into his cardboard spaceship.
"Why won't the engine start?" Guru asked. Nothing happened. "I said, WHY WON'T THE ENGINE START!!!???" HSDTSFCFTPs soon came on stage.
"I told you we shouldn't play Space Invaders then, but NO..." Waffels lectured another HSDTSFCFTP. They all began pulling the carboard ship off the stage. "IT'S TOO HEAVY!" Waffels complained, and the HSDTSFCFTPs began whining. Guru had barely moved two inches. However, GalactaKnightFan8 came, and threw the ship off the stage with one hand.
"WHOAAAAA!!!" Guru screamed before crashing.
"And that is how Guru escaped. The end." The narrator said. The curtain closed. Ciblast took off his hood.
Post by galactaknightfan8 on Apr 23, 2018 19:15:46 GMT
Story 3: Long Arm of the Law
Part 1:
GalactaKnightFan8 walked into the courtroom. It was another day at court, and he was ready, being the incredible attorney that he was. The case was the important MetaKnightFan4 v. BrickedINC. BrickedINC. had charged MKF4 with stealing several valuable containers of bricks, and wanted him to pay billions in damages. "Those bricks aren't worth tens in the first place, even if MKF4 did steal them." GKF8 had been quoted saying, as he grouchily decided to take the case. He didn't like MKF4, but being the observent and brilliant attorney he was, found BrickedINC.'s evidence poor, and decided to give justice where justice was due. (His rates were also very affordable.) Several users who didn't read the newspaper that was thrown on their porches in the mornings were shocked to see that GKF8 had taken the case, and the Honorable Judge Shamrock fainted. "Another typical day in court..." GKF8 decided.
Last time Sham had run a case, several people dressed in ugly clown outfits came barging into the room and began squirting people with those sprinkler flowers they wear on their absurd outfits. Sham got squirted on the foot, and fainted. The clowns were eventually carted off to jail for interfering with an important trial, but a day long recess was called so everyone would dry off. Only GKF8 was still dry, because he used his briefcase as a shield before hitting the attacking clown with it.
Anyway, the official recorder K66 dumped a bucket of water on Sham while musing about how this always happens, and then the case of MKF4 v. BrickedINC. was ready to begin.
BrickedINC. went first. Their line of amateur attorneys began with a boring speech that caused the jury to wonder why they had to get the miserable job of listening to them and make a decision. Soon, they pulled out some evidence.
"THIS is the chair MKF4 used to steal the bricks." The first ugly attorney said, pulling a lawn chair out of his seemingly bottomless pocket.
"OBJECTION!!!" GKF8 shouted, and all the opposing attorneys began panicking, wondering what the incredible GKF8 would do. "That's bun02 's lawn chair, and MKF4 didn't use it."
Part 5: Mayhem broke out. Ciblast was dodging water bottles, tree branches, the ladder, and then some while making insulting remarks about their aim. "You couldn't hit a barn size-OOF!" He was saying, before bun02 scored a direct hit with a water bottle, knocking him off the tree.
"Take that!" gurnechnaz gloated. However, Ciblast was now back on his feet, and began a counterattack. HSDTSFCFTPs charged into the room, swinging swords at everyone. Soon, everything was on fire, and Glubby was trying to figure out what to do about the show.
"Guys, we're on live tv." He said. Nobody heard him. "We're going to pause for a commercial break..."
USED CAR SALE!!! THESE CARS ARE THE TOPS! SUCH VALUE! SUCH DURABILITY! EACH CAR COMES EQUIPPED WITH DOORS, ENGINES, AND EVEN 4 FREE TIRES ALREADY INSTALLED*!!! THAT'S RIGHT, 4 FREE TIRES!!! COME NOW, BEFORE THE DEAL ENDS!!!
*Tires may be limited or prohibited in certain areas.
*Resuming show*
The room was a mess by the time the commercial ended. However, the fight was still going. Soon, @animalhelper123 stepped on Waffels' toe. All the HSDTSFCFTPs gasped in horror, and a few began crying over the minor pain Waffels was experiencing. They then intensified the attack.
"MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO WAFFELS!!!" Ciblast ordered. The users were overrun by HSDTSFCFTPs, until Glubby pulled out a bowl of salt.
"I have salt!" Glubby threatened.
"So, what?" Ciblast asked.
"I'll put salt on all your cookies!" Glubby said. Screams broke out from everyone in the room, and Ciar tripped on a spotlight. The fight quickly ended, now that they were under threat. Soon, everything was cleaned up.
GalactaKnightFan8 walked into the courtroom. It was another day at court, and he was ready, being the incredible attorney that he was. The case was the important MetaKnightFan4 v. BrickedINC. BrickedINC. had charged MKF4 with stealing several valuable containers of bricks, and wanted him to pay billions in damages. "Those bricks aren't worth tens in the first place, even if MKF4 did steal them." GKF8 had been quoted saying, as he grouchily decided to take the case. He didn't like MKF4, but being the observent and brilliant attorney he was, found BrickedINC.'s evidence poor, and decided to give justice where justice was due. (His rates were also very affordable.) Several users who didn't read the newspaper that was thrown on their porches in the mornings were shocked to see that GKF8 had taken the case, and the Honorable Judge Shamrock fainted. "Another typical day in court..." GKF8 decided.
Last time Sham had run a case, several people dressed in ugly clown outfits came barging into the room and began squirting people with those sprinkler flowers they wear on their absurd outfits. Sham got squirted on the foot, and fainted. The clowns were eventually carted off to jail for interfering with an important trial, but a day long recess was called so everyone would dry off. Only GKF8 was still dry, because he used his briefcase as a shield before hitting the attacking clown with it.
Anyway, the official recorder K66 dumped a bucket of water on Sham while musing about how this always happens, and then the case of MKF4 v. BrickedINC. was ready to begin.
BrickedINC. went first. Their line of amateur attorneys began with a boring speech that caused the jury to wonder why they had to get the miserable job of listening to them and make a decision. Soon, they pulled out some evidence.
"THIS is the chair MKF4 used to steal the bricks." The first ugly attorney said, pulling a lawn chair out of his seemingly bottomless pocket.
"OBJECTION!!!" GKF8 shouted, and all the opposing attorneys began panicking, wondering what the incredible GKF8 would do. "That's bun02 's lawn chair, and MKF4 didn't use it."
TBC...
A great edition to this great story!
By the way...are you and glubby related? I'm trying to figure out the similar username thing.
Post by galactaknightfan8 on Apr 28, 2018 15:32:48 GMT
Part 2:
"Can you prove this objection, GKF8?" Shamrock asked, suspicious that there may be something up.
"I can. I call Bun02 to the witness stand!" GKF8 ordered, and Bun walked into the stand. "Now, Bun. Is that your chair?"
"Yes." Bun said. The opposing attorneys slouched in their seats.
"Where was it on March 12, 2018, at 3:00 P.M.?" GKF8 asked.
"I was sitting in it, watching 'The Lion King' on my tablet." Bun answered.
"Oh, and one more thing. How did THEY get your chair?" GKF8 asked, smirking in the direction of the opposition.
"They came to my house last week and asked to loan it for classified reasons on this date for $25." Bun answered.
"That is all. Thank you." GKF8 said, walking away with a smile. The opposing attorneys now had to counter-examine Bun.
"What color is your chair?" The second attorney in the lousy line asked.
"Pink with purple stripes. Just like the one you have." Bun said.
"Can you provide proof that we loaned this chair?" The third attorney asked, smirking.
"Well, we DID sign a contract." Bun said, pulling it out. The crowd burst into laughter, and the side representing BrickedINC. turned a deep shade of red. K66 was desperately attempting to not laugh as she punched the phrase into the typewriter in front of her. Soon, Shamrock slammed his gavel down.
"ORDER!" Sham bellowed. "The jury is instructed to ignore the previous accusations made by the prosecution."
"What does that mean?" MKF4 whispered to GKF8.
"Means the jury is supposed to ignore the claim that you used a lawn chair to steal the bricks, as it has been proven false and not related to this case." GKF8 explained. He then got up. "Your honor, requesting permission to subpoena the BrickedINC. Meeting Logs."
Part 5: Mayhem broke out. Ciblast was dodging water bottles, tree branches, the ladder, and then some while making insulting remarks about their aim. "You couldn't hit a barn size-OOF!" He was saying, before bun02 scored a direct hit with a water bottle, knocking him off the tree.
"Take that!" gurnechnaz gloated. However, Ciblast was now back on his feet, and began a counterattack. HSDTSFCFTPs charged into the room, swinging swords at everyone. Soon, everything was on fire, and Glubby was trying to figure out what to do about the show.
"Guys, we're on live tv." He said. Nobody heard him. "We're going to pause for a commercial break..."
USED CAR SALE!!! THESE CARS ARE THE TOPS! SUCH VALUE! SUCH DURABILITY! EACH CAR COMES EQUIPPED WITH DOORS, ENGINES, AND EVEN 4 FREE TIRES ALREADY INSTALLED*!!! THAT'S RIGHT, 4 FREE TIRES!!! COME NOW, BEFORE THE DEAL ENDS!!!
*Tires may be limited or prohibited in certain areas.
*Resuming show*
The room was a mess by the time the commercial ended. However, the fight was still going. Soon, @animalhelper123 stepped on Waffels' toe. All the HSDTSFCFTPs gasped in horror, and a few began crying over the minor pain Waffels was experiencing. They then intensified the attack.
"MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO WAFFELS!!!" Ciblast ordered. The users were overrun by HSDTSFCFTPs, until Glubby pulled out a bowl of salt.
"I have salt!" Glubby threatened.
"So, what?" Ciblast asked.
"I'll put salt on all your cookies!" Glubby said. Screams broke out from everyone in the room, and Ciar tripped on a spotlight. The fight quickly ended, now that they were under threat. Soon, everything was cleaned up.
GalactaKnightFan8 walked into the courtroom. It was another day at court, and he was ready, being the incredible attorney that he was. The case was the important MetaKnightFan4 v. BrickedINC. BrickedINC. had charged MKF4 with stealing several valuable containers of bricks, and wanted him to pay billions in damages. "Those bricks aren't worth tens in the first place, even if MKF4 did steal them." GKF8 had been quoted saying, as he grouchily decided to take the case. He didn't like MKF4, but being the observent and brilliant attorney he was, found BrickedINC.'s evidence poor, and decided to give justice where justice was due. (His rates were also very affordable.) Several users who didn't read the newspaper that was thrown on their porches in the mornings were shocked to see that GKF8 had taken the case, and the Honorable Judge Shamrock fainted. "Another typical day in court..." GKF8 decided.
Last time Sham had run a case, several people dressed in ugly clown outfits came barging into the room and began squirting people with those sprinkler flowers they wear on their absurd outfits. Sham got squirted on the foot, and fainted. The clowns were eventually carted off to jail for interfering with an important trial, but a day long recess was called so everyone would dry off. Only GKF8 was still dry, because he used his briefcase as a shield before hitting the attacking clown with it.
Anyway, the official recorder K66 dumped a bucket of water on Sham while musing about how this always happens, and then the case of MKF4 v. BrickedINC. was ready to begin.
BrickedINC. went first. Their line of amateur attorneys began with a boring speech that caused the jury to wonder why they had to get the miserable job of listening to them and make a decision. Soon, they pulled out some evidence.
"THIS is the chair MKF4 used to steal the bricks." The first ugly attorney said, pulling a lawn chair out of his seemingly bottomless pocket.
"OBJECTION!!!" GKF8 shouted, and all the opposing attorneys began panicking, wondering what the incredible GKF8 would do. "That's bun02 's lawn chair, and MKF4 didn't use it."
TBC...
A great edition to this great story!
By the way...are you and glubby related? I'm trying to figure out the similar username thing.
Thank you.
No, despite what OTHERS say, we're not related at all.
Does that lot happen to have a jeep patriot, by any chance? 