... I am fully aware I haventy posted in 3 days, and no its not because I have given up or cant think of anything. I wrote out 9 more posts, covering the next 6 chapters (yes, some several part chapters) and we are approaching about 70% of the war, I am just way too lazy to publish them right now, but I promise to publish them tomorrow.
... I am fully aware I haventy posted in 3 days, and no its not because I have given up or cant think of anything. I wrote out 9 more posts, covering the next 6 chapters (yes, some several part chapters) and we are approaching about 70% of the war, I am just way too lazy to publish them right now, but I promise to publish them tomorrow.
Did you guys stop reading if you did, then I can just stop tagging you? Side note I know I haven't posted in 9 days, I am working on a lot of new chapters.
Did you guys stop reading if you did, then I can just stop tagging you? Side note I know I haven't posted in 9 days, I am working on a lot of new chapters.
Did you guys stop reading if you did, then I can just stop tagging you? Side note I know I haven't posted in 9 days, I am working on a lot of new chapters.
Gorring: *Breathes out* Sir, we won’t reach anywhere, like this.
King Gortphiik: We lost 2 major rhinos, and Gong Krell, Krell’s forces defected with him, and along with them came a lot of donated cash.
Khan: Why was Krell getting most of the donations anyway?
King Gortphiik: He was in charge of the main tank regiment and main mech forces, so much money was poured towards him, also he has friends from the commerce department who no doubt helped him out.
Khan: Hmm… commerce department… That is concerning.
Gorring: I have greater worries…
King Gortphiik: What could be a greater worry than the collapse of one of our armys and loss of one of the most talented generals!
Gorring: The loss of the rhinos, those 2 missing/dead rhinos, the rhinos could pull the plug on us, if they abandon us, then we wont last 2 more months.
King Gortphiik: Yes, if the rhinos abandon…
*Ryloth enters the room*
Ryloth: We will not abandon you!
King Gortphiik: Commander Ryloth!
Ryloth: That’s General Ryloth now.
King Gortphiik: Well, I see you got a promotion
Ryloth: Well, yes, Ryan McCracker XXXth died
King Gortphiik: Oh…
Ryloth: However, us rhinos will not give up on our allies, not least at all, in fact we will double our funding towards you.
King Gortphiik: *Stunned* what?
Ryloth: however, on one major condition.
King Gortphiik: That being?
Ryloth: You will purge your corrupt, untrustworthy gorillas and replace them with rhinos, atleast whilst there is instability.
Khan: *Shocked*
Gorrring: *Stunned*
King Gortphiik: *Breathes out* Fine, I agree.
Ryloth: *Smiles and shakes hands* That is delightful to hear…
*He got into a newly developed vehicle called the Sentry-1, basically a massive Quadra copter, which is the size of a large house*
*The sentry pulls up to the eagle HQ, after providing need documentation*
*The sentry lands at the assigned Landing pad*
Elrond: *With guards by his side* Why have you come here, General?
Gorring: I have come to seek new allies.
Elrond: General, you should consider yourself spared we didn’t blast you out of the sky, whilst you were flying. You wont find allies in us. *Turns away*
Gorring: I wasn’t looking for allies in you.
Elrond: *Faces Gorring again* Who are you looking for exactly?
Gen Kai Shek: Me!
Gorring: Kai! *Runs up towards him as if to hug him*
Gen Kai Shek: *Offers a cold handshake*
Gorring: *Stunned, shakes his hand* I have come…
Gen Kai Shek: Yes, I am aware, I was already standing here, I know you want me to join you and the monarchists.
Gorring: Yes! You are one of the most skilled negotiators, and a legendary general, you could knock out Gorbav or at the very least negotiate with him.
Gen Kai Shek: Gorring, to your question, well I have an answer. *Pulls our royal monarchist badge*
Elrond: *Eyes widen*
Gorring: *Holding in joy*
Gen Kai Shek; Well, I am loyal gorilla…
Elrond: *Eyes widen*
Gorring: *Holding in joy*
Gen Kai Shek: And a logical gorilla…
Gorring: *Holding in joy*
Elrond: *Narrows eyes*
Gen Kai Shek: And I say…
Gorring: *About to explode from excitement*
Elrond: *Eyes widen in anticipation*
Gen Kai Shek: No.
Elrond: *Sighs if relief*
*Gen Kai Shek turns his back on Gorring and leaves*
Gorring: *Paralyzed* *He is stunned and speechless* *After about a minute of blank staring, he turns around and leaves, holding back tears*
Gorring: *Upon entering the ship* Pilot! We take off, NOW!
Pilot: What about Gen..?
Gorring: I said… NOW!
Pilot: As you wish. *The sentry takes off*
Gorring: *Opens the fridge and grabs a bottle of Cola-Loca, a famous gorilla soft drink*
*He downs a bottle, then takes a fist-full of crackers, and chews down, followed by another bottle of Cola-Loca, he places the bottles on the table*
Servant: So I see the negotiations didn’t go so well.
Gorring: *Enraged* *Takes both bottles and throws them against the wall, then he goes to the fridge and drinks 4 bottles of Leopold Bitter, a standard lion pub drink*
Servant: *Passes him a bowl of ice*
Gorring: *Like a madman he takes the bowl of ice, and crunches down on the ice as if they were chips/crisps*
Servant: Anything else sir?
Gorring: Give me, give me the fancy stuff.
Servant: *Opens a bottle of Romanov, a very expensive, fancy, rhino drink and passes it to Gorring*
Gorring: *Downs a full bottle and falls to the ground passed out from stress*
Ghana: They have been airlifting supplies, in to the capital, also we are unable to have closed the river side from the East, and we cant push through with our ships.
Gokart: Yes, the generals were smart… for once, and they focused heavily on a defensive airforce, even with eagle help, as of now we cant break through.
Gorbav: We need to get as many anti-aircraft pieces as possible, Rocket artillery should break their spirit. Then this will be no issue
Che: Not so fast, Gorbav, one of my blackhats in the east, told me of something crazy, you should hear this.
Ghana: Im all ears.
Che: The monarchists have been stockpiling a large number of arms, their has been a recent drought of guns on the market, and increase in weapons prices, this is because the monarchists with the help of the rhinos bought out every single ant-aircraft and anti-tank piece on the market, the lions actually increased production and raised prices on these weapons, to increase profits.
Gorbav: They must be having a ball of a time,.
Che: also a large number of gorillas have moved to rhino lands, this is because they need more people up their for war production, a recent report says that unemployment up their fell from 7% to 0.5%
Gorbav: Wow. The rhinos must be spending a lot to keep this regime afloat.
Che: I would expect so.
Ghan: Guys! Enough with the chit-chat we need a plan.
Che: I might have just the idea, to knock out the airforce. *He smiles*
Garchomp: (Gortphiik’s personal servant) Yes, your majesty?
Gortphiik: Get the builders and fix this hole.
Garchomp: As you wish sir, anything else?
Gortphiik: ill handle it all myself, thank you very much.
Garchomp: *Leaves*
Gortphiik: Ga-chi! Where are you? *He brews himself a coffee*
Ga-chi: Hey, great to see you, today, so how was work?
Gortphiik: Really challenging, the rhinos brought over half of their army.
Ga-Chi: *Shocked with joy* *Almost in tears* I cant believe it, that is amazing! *Hugs Gortphiik* You secured a potential victory.
Gortphiik: Did I really though?
Ga-Chi: Yes! Thanks to you the kingdom will most likely survive.
Gortphiik: Yes, as a rhino puppet.
Ga-Chi: What… what do you mean?
Gortphiik: We are in so much debt we will never get out of our debt, the rhinos have control over the interior, and the commerce department, and with their generals flooding the army, what is the difference between us claiming to be their ally, and us claiming to be their puppet.
Ga-Chi: *Speechless and a bit ashamed* Well, well you should just speak to Rodrigo directly, I mean he must be a smart rhino, to stay in power.
Gortphiik: *Enraged* Your saying im a failure, am I? Because some crazy mad gorilla, and a band of loony’s decided to overthrow me.
Ga-Chi: Well, they must be doing something right, maybe we should learn from them.
Gortphiik; And how? Our positions are entirely different, they have promises they can make, since they don’t have a past to live up to, I don’t have that freedom. *He storms out of the palace*
Servant: Yes, would you like to speak with someone?
Gortphiik: Yes, I need to speak to Rodrigo III
Servant: I am afraid he isn’t taking any diplomatic talks as of now, he is available from 2 to 6 pm every day, he is busy finishing off paperwork before sleep.
Gortphiik: Do you not know who I am?
Servant: Afraid not, sir.
Gortphiik: I am Gortphiik the King Regent and Sovereign of all the gorillas.
Servant: Oh, *Chuckles* Well I wouldn’t say all gorillas, there a civil war you know.
Gortphiik: I am aware! I don’t need to be lectured by a servant, and I need to speak with him, *Throws a wad of 20£’ers totalling perhaps 5000£*
Servant: *Picks up cash* Ill ask him immediately. *Runs up to the King’s office, and asks him* *To Gortphiik* Yes, you may come inside.
Gortphiik: *Enters* Rodrigo!
Rodrigo: Gortphiik! So how is the war of yours going?
Gortphiik: Well, it could be better.
Rodrigo: *disappointed* Well, I bet it will all turn out better, I mean half my army is there, how strong can a couple of peasants be with rifles. *Laughs to himself*
Gortphiik: Well, pretty strong, considering they killed one of your top generals.
Rodrigo: Oh… yeah, well Ryan was never the utmost competent, I am certain Ryloth is a great replacement, and I mean McDonald is there too, and McDonald never lost a battle.
Gortphiik: Yes, that is great and all, but I have a question for you.
Rodrigo: Well ask!
Gortphiik: Well, I have to ask what will happen after the war, will my state become a puppet to yours?
Rodrigo: *Pauses* Well why do you think that?
Gortphiik: Well, I have huge amounts of debt owed to your beloved kingdom, not to mention the great sacrifices you gave for us.
Rodrigo: Well.. *Chuckles* Come with me, *Stands up with Gortphiik* You see, whats now is now, and tomorrow is tomorrow, don’t look to the sky, when you can look over the hills.
Gortphiik: Mind elaborating?
Rodrigo: The sky is the great future to which you seek, the hills are your current obstacle, in this case the war, you need to first pass the hills today, and then go to the sky, so in escense what I am saying, is that nor you nor I know what the future is, ofcourse I did lend you much, but once we destroy the republicans, we will get reperations from monarchists a far, to help you rebuild your state, now I must go. Farewell
*Palace doors shut*
Gortphiik: (With no clear answer now standing back outside, decides to leave)
